In Defense of Being a Dick to New People

[Luna]

We can smell the un-American on each other.

Oh, yeah, right.

Very well.  I shall give the next non-anglophone a few minutes to breathe, whether he/she be from Spain, Easter Island, or even Florida.

But those fucking Australians are MINE.  They kicked Cain out for not being a pussy, and they have to PAY.

Wait, dibs on Hugh Jackman.  He lives here, now, anyway.  You can have the rest of 'em.

[East Coast Hustle]

Wait, people from Florida know how to log on to the internet?

Squiddy is slipping. I thought we sent her there to prevent such things.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

We can smell the un-American on each other.

Oh, yeah, right.

Very well.  I shall give the next non-anglophone a few minutes to breathe, whether he/she be from Spain, Easter Island, or even Florida.

But those fucking Australians are MINE.  They kicked Cain out for not being a pussy, and they have to PAY.

Wait, dibs on Hugh Jackman.  He lives here, now, anyway.  You can have the rest of 'em.

Who?  

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Wait, people from Florida know how to log on to the internet?

Squiddy is slipping. I thought we sent her there to prevent such things.

I blame pre-loaded computers.

[Thurnez Isa]

Wait, people from Florida know how to log on to the internet?

Squiddy is slipping. I thought we sent her there to prevent such things.

That's her way of trolling the internet!

[Luna]

We can smell the un-American on each other.

Oh, yeah, right.

Very well.  I shall give the next non-anglophone a few minutes to breathe, whether he/she be from Spain, Easter Island, or even Florida.

But those fucking Australians are MINE.  They kicked Cain out for not being a pussy, and they have to PAY.

Wait, dibs on Hugh Jackman.  He lives here, now, anyway.  You can have the rest of 'em.

Who?  

          

[The Good Reverend Roger]

We can smell the un-American on each other.

Oh, yeah, right.

Very well.  I shall give the next non-anglophone a few minutes to breathe, whether he/she be from Spain, Easter Island, or even Florida.

But those fucking Australians are MINE.  They kicked Cain out for not being a pussy, and they have to PAY.

Wait, dibs on Hugh Jackman.  He lives here, now, anyway.  You can have the rest of 'em.

Who?  

          

Never seen him before.  He needs to stand a little closer to the razor, though.

Filthy beardo.

[East Coast Hustle]

We can smell the un-American on each other.

Oh, yeah, right.

Very well.  I shall give the next non-anglophone a few minutes to breathe, whether he/she be from Spain, Easter Island, or even Florida.

But those fucking Australians are MINE.  They kicked Cain out for not being a pussy, and they have to PAY.

Wait, dibs on Hugh Jackman.  He lives here, now, anyway.  You can have the rest of 'em.

Who?  

Some foppish Aussie who taunts all the women with his unattainable manliness.


(that's a fancy way of saying "Luna, you know he's gay right?")

[The Good Reverend Roger]

We can smell the un-American on each other.

Oh, yeah, right.

Very well.  I shall give the next non-anglophone a few minutes to breathe, whether he/she be from Spain, Easter Island, or even Florida.

But those fucking Australians are MINE.  They kicked Cain out for not being a pussy, and they have to PAY.

Wait, dibs on Hugh Jackman.  He lives here, now, anyway.  You can have the rest of 'em.

Who?  

Some foppish Aussie who taunts all the women with his unattainable manliness.


(that's a fancy way of saying "Luna, you know he's gay right?")

See the above pic.

He's bent like Liberace's valet.

[East Coast Hustle]

I understand the attraction, I guess. If I was gay I'd hit it, but he's have to wear lifts. I'm not into guys who are under 5'6".

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I understand the attraction, I guess. If I was gay I'd hit it, but he's have to wear lifts. I'm not into guys who are under 5'6".

Yeah, well...Platform shoes/lifts...If you wait long enough, EVERYTHING comes back in style.

[Luna]

We can smell the un-American on each other.

Oh, yeah, right.

Very well.  I shall give the next non-anglophone a few minutes to breathe, whether he/she be from Spain, Easter Island, or even Florida.

But those fucking Australians are MINE.  They kicked Cain out for not being a pussy, and they have to PAY.

Wait, dibs on Hugh Jackman.  He lives here, now, anyway.  You can have the rest of 'em.

Who?  

Some foppish Aussie who taunts all the women with his unattainable manliness.


(that's a fancy way of saying "Luna, you know he's gay right?")

Don't give a flying fuck if he's gay, straight, or any combination thereof.  He's eye candy, and fapfodder.

(And he's 6'2".)

[The Good Reverend Roger]

We can smell the un-American on each other.

Oh, yeah, right.

Very well.  I shall give the next non-anglophone a few minutes to breathe, whether he/she be from Spain, Easter Island, or even Florida.

But those fucking Australians are MINE.  They kicked Cain out for not being a pussy, and they have to PAY.

Wait, dibs on Hugh Jackman.  He lives here, now, anyway.  You can have the rest of 'em.

Who?  

Some foppish Aussie who taunts all the women with his unattainable manliness.


(that's a fancy way of saying "Luna, you know he's gay right?")

Don't give a flying fuck if he's gay, straight, or any combination thereof.  He's eye candy, and fapfodder.

(And he's 6'2".)

2'6"

Dyslexia is a tragedy, Luna...But is doesn't HAVE to be.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Also, that pic is the flexing version of duckface.

Just saying.

[East Coast Hustle]

We can smell the un-American on each other.

Oh, yeah, right.

Very well.  I shall give the next non-anglophone a few minutes to breathe, whether he/she be from Spain, Easter Island, or even Florida.

But those fucking Australians are MINE.  They kicked Cain out for not being a pussy, and they have to PAY.

Wait, dibs on Hugh Jackman.  He lives here, now, anyway.  You can have the rest of 'em.

Who?   

Some foppish Aussie who taunts all the women with his unattainable manliness.


(that's a fancy way of saying "Luna, you know he's gay right?")

Don't give a flying fuck if he's gay, straight, or any combination thereof.  He's eye candy, and fapfodder.

(And he's 6'2".)

yep, and Tom Cruise is 5'11".