In Defense of Being a Dick to New People

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Ah. I confuse her, i think that she was on my favor, and then, she wants kill me! Oh! Eride! I love confusions, are like orgasm!

You should meet the Generallisimo.

He is a villian, but he is in the past not in the present so, it doesnt matter.

He is past, present, and future.  He is the Enrico Salizar, and he comes in the night. 

[Khore]

Ah. I confuse her, i think that she was on my favor, and then, she wants kill me! Oh! Eride! I love confusions, are like orgasm!

You should meet the Generallisimo.

He is a villian, but he is in the past not in the present so, it doesnt matter.

He is past, present, and future.  He is the Enrico Salizar, and he comes in the night. 

Como el coco, que viene todas las noches a comerte.

Cuando la gente sabe, entonces todo fluye correctamente.
Cuando una idea nueva surge, la confusión atemoriza a todos.
Cuando la gente no sabe, no hace o dice más que estupideces y tonterías.
Cuando la gente es inteligente, aún puede resultar tonta.
Cuando es estúpida, eso significa que cree estar haciendo lo correcto, cuando en realidad no lo está haciendo porque no fluyen las cosas.
Pero cuando ni es sabia ni es inteligente, entonces cualquier cosa puede suceder.

A veces sospecho que me posee algún ente.

[Triple Zero]

We can smell the un-American on each other.

Oh, yeah, right.

Very well.  I shall give the next non-anglophone a few minutes to breathe, whether he/she be from Spain, Easter Island, or even Florida.

But those fucking Australians are MINE.  They kicked Cain out for not being a pussy, and they have to PAY.

Wait, dibs on Hugh Jackman.  He lives here, now, anyway.  You can have the rest of 'em.

Who?  

          

Didn't know you had a thing for amputees?

"Oh your right arm is missing? Let me help you with that .."

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Ah. I confuse her, i think that she was on my favor, and then, she wants kill me! Oh! Eride! I love confusions, are like orgasm!

You should meet the Generallisimo.

He is a villian, but he is in the past not in the present so, it doesnt matter.

He is past, present, and future.  He is the Enrico Salizar, and he comes in the night. 

Como el coco, que viene todas las noches a comerte.

Cuando la gente sabe, entonces todo fluye correctamente.
Cuando una idea nueva surge, la confusión atemoriza a todos.
Cuando la gente no sabe, no hace o dice más que estupideces y tonterías.
Cuando la gente es inteligente, aún puede resultar tonta.
Cuando es estúpida, eso significa que cree estar haciendo lo correcto, cuando en realidad no lo está haciendo porque no fluyen las cosas.
Pero cuando ni es sabia ni es inteligente, entonces cualquier cosa puede suceder.

A veces sospecho que me posee algún ente.

It must be amazing, having a conversation with yourself.

[Khore]

Ah. I confuse her, i think that she was on my favor, and then, she wants kill me! Oh! Eride! I love confusions, are like orgasm!

You should meet the Generallisimo.

He is a villian, but he is in the past not in the present so, it doesnt matter.

He is past, present, and future.  He is the Enrico Salizar, and he comes in the night.  

Como el coco, que viene todas las noches a comerte.

Cuando la gente sabe, entonces todo fluye correctamente.
Cuando una idea nueva surge, la confusión atemoriza a todos.
Cuando la gente no sabe, no hace o dice más que estupideces y tonterías.
Cuando la gente es inteligente, aún puede resultar tonta.
Cuando es estúpida, eso significa que cree estar haciendo lo correcto, cuando en realidad no lo está haciendo porque no fluyen las cosas.
Pero cuando ni es sabia ni es inteligente, entonces cualquier cosa puede suceder.

A veces sospecho que me posee algún ente.

It must be amazing, having a conversation with yourself.

The same, but i'm tired, the dopamine is doing effect on me.

[Triple Zero]

The "You Mad" pic has cast greater shades of doubt.

Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking.  By the end of the day yesterday, I was thinking he was what he says he is.

Now I think he's a totse tard.  Can someone resolve his IP?  I can't from this computer.

But my money says it isn't in Spain.

Yeah it resolves to a Spanish ISP. Only way it could be a proxy is if it's a hacked Spanish end-user, but as others pointed out that wouldn't last very long (ISPs tend to scan their networks for that kind of thing) and he'd be IP-hopping fairly soon. So evidence points to actually in Spain.

What that says about coming to an English speaking forum and demanding a Spanish subforum is another question, but yeah

[Triple Zero]

Who the fuck trolls in Spanish? It's just not civilised. Gentlemen troll in english (or occasionally dutch)

VERREKTE KUT

[Triple Zero]

Who the fuck trolls in Spanish? It's just not civilised. Gentlemen troll in english (or occasionally dutch) If people were to start trolling in any language that took their fancy, on the merest of whim or fancy, where would we be? Eh?

Dogs and cats sleeping together, I tell you. That's where!

Sorry, maybe i misinterpreted you. You say before that i was a troll or similar because i said "Magick" with "k", you said: "wiff a "k" even without the - trying to communicate incomprehensibly - schtick" wtf, i cant understand this last part of the conversation (the words in strong). Are you kidding me?

Google Translate has suddenly developed better algorithms, I see.

He got those two words from P3NT's quote, you know?

(Plus, Yiddish is European (and we get Seinfeld too) and it's not that unusual for a young Spaniard to speak some passable English)

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Hey, i must defend my self no? defend my self from the liars. Ok. Im from Spain, Asturias, Avilés. This is the truth.

Hey.

All my lies are true.

Yes, but the girl is strange. Probably he is the most mad of us, a discordian girl? WHAT A RARE THING. I want her. Hey this is like the test of turing? im a robot? im spanish or english? Im.. a troll... or... BOTH? (I think that discordianism is absolutly the most troll of all religions).

Roughly half the Discordians I know are female.

And you don't even know any other Discordians, so shut the fuck up.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Hey, i must defend my self no? defend my self from the liars. Ok. Im from Spain, Asturias, Avilés. This is the truth.

Hey.

All my lies are true.

Yes, but the girl is strange. Probably he is the most mad of us, a discordian girl? WHAT A RARE THING. I want her. Hey this is like the test of turing? im a robot? im spanish or english? Im.. a troll... or... BOTH? (I think that discordianism is absolutly the most troll of all religions).

Roughly half the Discordians I know are female.

And you don't even know any other Discordians, so shut the fuck up.

I think it's cute that you little women play at being all Discordian and stuff.  

[Luna]

Hey, i must defend my self no? defend my self from the liars. Ok. Im from Spain, Asturias, Avilés. This is the truth.

Hey.

All my lies are true.

Yes, but the girl is strange. Probably he is the most mad of us, a discordian girl? WHAT A RARE THING. I want her. Hey this is like the test of turing? im a robot? im spanish or english? Im.. a troll... or... BOTH? (I think that discordianism is absolutly the most troll of all religions).

Roughly half the Discordians I know are female.

And you don't even know any other Discordians, so shut the fuck up.

I think it's cute that you little women play at being all Discordian and stuff.  

ITT. TGRR again shows he was assembled without a sense of self preservation..

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Hey, i must defend my self no? defend my self from the liars. Ok. Im from Spain, Asturias, Avilés. This is the truth.

Hey.

All my lies are true.

Yes, but the girl is strange. Probably he is the most mad of us, a discordian girl? WHAT A RARE THING. I want her. Hey this is like the test of turing? im a robot? im spanish or english? Im.. a troll... or... BOTH? (I think that discordianism is absolutly the most troll of all religions).

Roughly half the Discordians I know are female.

And you don't even know any other Discordians, so shut the fuck up.

I think it's cute that you little women play at being all Discordian and stuff.  

ITT. TGRR again shows he was assembled without a sense of self preservation..

Got no brains --->  <--- got no sense.

Stuck my dick in the electric fence...

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Hey, i must defend my self no? defend my self from the liars. Ok. Im from Spain, Asturias, Avilés. This is the truth.

Hey.

All my lies are true.

Yes, but the girl is strange. Probably he is the most mad of us, a discordian girl? WHAT A RARE THING. I want her. Hey this is like the test of turing? im a robot? im spanish or english? Im.. a troll... or... BOTH? (I think that discordianism is absolutly the most troll of all religions).

Roughly half the Discordians I know are female.

And you don't even know any other Discordians, so shut the fuck up.

I think it's cute that you little women play at being all Discordian and stuff.  

GET THE HOT GLUE GUN AND THE BUNDLES OF STICKS, IT'S GO TIME.

[Luna]

Hey, i must defend my self no? defend my self from the liars. Ok. Im from Spain, Asturias, Avilés. This is the truth.

Hey.

All my lies are true.

Yes, but the girl is strange. Probably he is the most mad of us, a discordian girl? WHAT A RARE THING. I want her. Hey this is like the test of turing? im a robot? im spanish or english? Im.. a troll... or... BOTH? (I think that discordianism is absolutly the most troll of all religions).

Roughly half the Discordians I know are female.

And you don't even know any other Discordians, so shut the fuck up.

I think it's cute that you little women play at being all Discordian and stuff.  

GET THE HOT GLUE GUN AND THE BUNDLES OF STICKS, IT'S GO TIME.

You want the big clubbing sticks, or the little pointy skewer sticks?

Or both?  Both is good, too.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Hey, i must defend my self no? defend my self from the liars. Ok. Im from Spain, Asturias, Avilés. This is the truth.

Hey.

All my lies are true.

Yes, but the girl is strange. Probably he is the most mad of us, a discordian girl? WHAT A RARE THING. I want her. Hey this is like the test of turing? im a robot? im spanish or english? Im.. a troll... or... BOTH? (I think that discordianism is absolutly the most troll of all religions).

Roughly half the Discordians I know are female.

And you don't even know any other Discordians, so shut the fuck up.

I think it's cute that you little women play at being all Discordian and stuff.  

GET THE HOT GLUE GUN AND THE BUNDLES OF STICKS, IT'S GO TIME.

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