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In Defense of Being a Dick to New People

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, December 15, 2011, 12:47:54 AM

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Quote from: Doktor Zero on December 15, 2011, 07:53:49 PM
So far so good...
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^This is directed at the posts in the Discordia en Espanol board, not the posts ITT.

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Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 15, 2011, 07:34:52 PM
I think people are conflating two separate issues. My desire to attract more foreign-speaking posters is a completely separate issue than whether or not Khore is a troll (or just a jackass).

And hell, if we get some posters that speak tagalog, I'll make a tagalog subforum. And so on. I'm perfectly willing to have several different language-specific subforums as long as it gets those people HERE and posting and trading/absorbing ideas. Maybe some of them will even be curious enough to learn some basic english so they can dig on the rest of the site. Maybe some of us will get to learn a little bit of some other languages and/or how discordianism manifests itself in such completely disparate cultures.

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If Khore is a troll, then by god he's pretty good, not to mention the fact that he's still here.

I personally agree that there is a big potential for lulz if we begin to incorporate Discordians from other countries.

We do however need to remember that they may or may not speak our languange at all and whatever translation program they use, no matter which one they use, there are always glitches which can make it look like you said one thing when you really said another.  For example.....


Si Khore es un troll, a continuación, por dios, es bastante buena, por no mencionar el hecho de que todavía está aquí. Yo personalmente estoy de acuerdo que existe un gran potencial de lulz si empezamos a incorporar Discordians de otros países. No obstante, tenemos que recordar que pueden o no hablar nuestro nos visítes y cualquier programa de traducción que utilizan, no importa el que utilizan, siempre hay problemas técnicos que pueden hacerla lucir como usted dijo una cosa cuando usted realmente no dice otra.de traducción que utilizan, no importa el que utilizan, siempre hay problemas técnicos que pueden hacerla lucir como usted dijo una cosa cuando usted realmente no dice otra.


Si Khore est un troll, puis par Dieu, il est assez bon, pas de mentionner le fait qu'il est toujours ici. Je suis personnellement d'accord qu'il y a un grand potentiel de lulz si nous commençons à incorporer Discordians d'autres pays. Nous avons cependant besoin de se rappeler qu'ils peuvent ou ne peuvent pas parler notre languange et quelle que soit la traduction programme qu'ils utilisent, quel qu'il soit qu'ils utilisent, il y a toujours erreurs qui peuvent lui faire le ressembler à vous a dit une chose, vous avez réellement dit une autre.


Khore Se è un troll, poi da dio, egli è piuttosto buona, per non parlare del fatto che lui è ancora qui. Io personalmente sono d'accordo che c'è un grande potenziale per lulz se si cominciano a recepire discordiani provenienti da altri paesi. Dobbiamo però ricordare che essi possono o non possono parlare languange e qualunque sia il nostro programma di traduzione che essi utilizzano, non importa che uno che essi utilizzano, ci sono sempre imperfezioni che possono fare è guardare come lei ha detto una cosa veramente ha detto un altro.


Wenn Khore ist ein troll und dann von Gott, er ist zwar ziemlich gut, ganz zu schweigen von der Tatsache, daß er noch hier. Ich persönlich stimme, dass es hier ein großes Potential für lulz wenn wir beginnen, die Discordians aus anderen Ländern. Es ist jedoch notwendig, sich zu erinnern, dass sie mai oder mai nicht sprechen unsere Sprache und übersetzung programm was auch immer sie verwenden, egal, wie man sie benutzen, gibt es immer ungereimtheiten, die können sie wie sie sagte, es ist, wenn man wirklich sagte ein anderer.

And there we go, spanish, french, italian and german from Babylon 9.  Is it correct?  Well not really but my spanish is crap and my french is not much better so I can't do better myself.

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Dysfunctional Cunt

My POINT was for anyone who might actually speak those languages check the translations, but yes, I will keep my herpderp to myself.

So very sorry.

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Quote from: Khara on December 15, 2011, 08:24:37 PM
My POINT was for anyone who might actually speak those languages check the translations, but yes, I will keep my herpderp to myself.

So very sorry.

What on earth makes you think we're talking about you?
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Quote from: Khara on December 15, 2011, 08:24:37 PM
My POINT was for anyone who might actually speak those languages check the translations, but yes, I will keep my herpderp to myself.

So very sorry.
I was, and I'm sure Nigel was also, referring to Lenin McCarthy and P3nt.  :?

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Nigel on December 15, 2011, 08:28:00 PM
Quote from: Khara on December 15, 2011, 08:24:37 PM
My POINT was for anyone who might actually speak those languages check the translations, but yes, I will keep my herpderp to myself.

So very sorry.

What on earth makes you think we're talking about you?

Let me see, generally speaking when you post a facepalm, if it does not refer to the post directly before yours, then you quote it.  As you quoted without the given disclosure from the quote, it was a natural presumption.

Carry on.

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Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 15, 2011, 07:01:27 PM
Am I really the only one who sees the value in attracting posters from non-Anglophone countries?

I sure hope not, given that one of the posters who has contributed the most to this site falls into that category.

But I guess if Trip wanted to bring some other Belgians here and communicated with them in Belgian we'd tell him to get fucked too, right? I mean, people who don't speak our language clearly have nothing of value to offer us.

Frankly, I'm a bit ambivalent of actually posting here in another language than English. I've thought about this before1, and my conclusion was that without some sort of Google Translate plugin, it would get difficult. But we can surely try it as an experiment to see how it goes.

If I were to bring Dutch friends here, they'd speak English (I've tried but so far I just got them to read some good bits, most of them don't have time for a forum is the biggest reason). It would also bring another problem, because they speak English fluently, they'd be conversing with everyone on the forum just fine, but in the hypothetical Belgian subforum they'd post Dutch and you might get all sorts of gossipy backtalking about our Anglophone members who cannot read it but will see their usernames pop up now and then, and even with the best intentions you know how it goes and I dunno things might get ugly.


1 actually I was once thinking of setting up a Dutch Discordian forum, but given that most Dutch speak English and I'd invite you guys over as well, it'd get multilingual pretty soon, and be the same sort of thing. Not that I have time or energy to do that but it was an idea.
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Quote from: Khara on December 15, 2011, 08:37:39 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 15, 2011, 08:28:00 PM
Quote from: Khara on December 15, 2011, 08:24:37 PM
My POINT was for anyone who might actually speak those languages check the translations, but yes, I will keep my herpderp to myself.

So very sorry.

What on earth makes you think we're talking about you?

Let me see, generally speaking when you post a facepalm, if it does not refer to the post directly before yours, then you quote it.  As you quoted without the given disclosure from the quote, it was a natural presumption.

Carry on.

:? I quoted her facepalm quote and the text that was in her post, which is what I was replying to. Not sure what you're talking about at all.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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Quote from: Triple Zero on December 15, 2011, 08:39:00 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 15, 2011, 07:01:27 PM
Am I really the only one who sees the value in attracting posters from non-Anglophone countries?

I sure hope not, given that one of the posters who has contributed the most to this site falls into that category.

But I guess if Trip wanted to bring some other Belgians here and communicated with them in Belgian we'd tell him to get fucked too, right? I mean, people who don't speak our language clearly have nothing of value to offer us.

Frankly, I'm a bit ambivalent of actually posting here in another language than English. I've thought about this before1, and my conclusion was that without some sort of Google Translate plugin, it would get difficult. But we can surely try it as an experiment to see how it goes.

If I were to bring Dutch friends here, they'd speak English (I've tried but so far I just got them to read some good bits, most of them don't have time for a forum is the biggest reason). It would also bring another problem, because they speak English fluently, they'd be conversing with everyone on the forum just fine, but in the hypothetical Belgian subforum they'd post Dutch and you might get all sorts of gossipy backtalking about our Anglophone members who cannot read it but will see their usernames pop up now and then, and even with the best intentions you know how it goes and I dunno things might get ugly.


1 actually I was once thinking of setting up a Dutch Discordian forum, but given that most Dutch speak English and I'd invite you guys over as well, it'd get multilingual pretty soon, and be the same sort of thing. Not that I have time or energy to do that but it was an idea.
Me, personally, if I see my name pop up, especially in a language I don't immediately understand, I'm going to try my damnedest to understand the context and intent before jumping to a conclusion. But I get your point.

As it is, I like the idea of attempting bilingual communication. One, gives me a reason to brush up on my Spanish when I have free time to do so. Two, it encourages participation from non-English speakers. So, yeah, let's see how it goes. If it doesn't work, it doesn't work.

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It would be different of everyone spoke english as a second language as well as Trip.

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Quote from: Khara on December 15, 2011, 09:02:09 PM
It would be different of everyone spoke english as a second language as well as Trip.
Oh, definitely. But then, we'd run into the problem that Trip points out, which is that English would simply be the lingua franca. So... yeah.

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