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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, December 15, 2011, 12:47:54 AM

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Pæs

Quote from: My Lady is a Cantaloupe on December 15, 2011, 07:13:16 PM
And it isn't exactly easy to decipher anything that hirley0 posts, but it doesn't get my dander up any.
Holy shit. Imagine if we had a whole subforum of THAT.
I don't think the internet could handle the TRUTHINESS.

I'd probably get all "GTFO MAH INTERNUTS WITH YOUR NON-ENGLISH" at hirley0 if I wasn't scared shitless.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Khore on December 15, 2011, 07:33:15 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 15, 2011, 06:59:36 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 15, 2011, 06:54:07 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 15, 2011, 02:43:51 PM
Okay, I'll bite. So I'm prepared to accept for arguments sake that coming to an exclusively english speaking forum, that everyone posts in english on and posting in some other language (is it spanish or some shit?) is a perfectly acceptable way of making friends and communicating and not trolling in the slightests. I'm down with that on account of I'm at work right now and too drunk to really give a fuck or argue the toss but really? When you do post in english you post a bunch of slap-happy pinealist shite? Maybe not a troll but only if they're too fucking dumb to be.

You seem to have missed the entire point, which is that we'd like it to not just be an exclusively english-speaking forum.

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 15, 2011, 03:34:13 PM
The "You Mad" pic has cast greater shades of doubt.

Yeah, because that meme is totally specific to one tiny forum full of asstards.

Your point about being not exclusively English is good.  However, from Spain, America, or not, he's still an asstard.  Just because he writes it in another language does not mean what he posts is less fuckwitted.

Luna can you argue why I am a asstard?, I'd be happy to read your arguments. If you have no arguments... well, you will be as my imagination thinks you are. And please, I do not want to think such things of you, my little Eris.

Other than being a misogynistic shitfuck who thinks women are bitches who owe men sex, I can't see a single thing wrong with you.

BTW about half this forum is women, so if you came here expecting an Internet sausage fest to screech in support of your ideas, you're barking up the wrong tree. Try totse2.com, it's more your speed.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


BadBeast

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 15, 2011, 07:54:43 PM
The spanish will invade us. It's what they do. just ask the incas
:hashishim:
Yeah right! Remember the last time the Spanish tried to invade us? That turned out to be the biggest giggle since. . . . . .well, evar!
*Row, row, row your boats, back to fuckin' Spain, too late, sunk them all, ha, ha ha, haha*  :lulz:
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: BadBeast on December 16, 2011, 12:53:33 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 15, 2011, 07:54:43 PM
The spanish will invade us. It's what they do. just ask the incas
:hashishim:
Yeah right! Remember the last time the Spanish tried to invade us? That turned out to be the biggest giggle since. . . . . .well, evar!
*Row, row, row your boats, back to fuckin' Spain, too late, sunk them all, ha, ha ha, haha*  :lulz:

I'm not an expert or anything, but I think Badbeast just owned the fuck out of the entire internet, Spanish history, and my pance.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Beardman Meow on December 16, 2011, 12:06:29 AM
Quote from: My Lady is a Cantaloupe on December 15, 2011, 07:13:16 PM
And it isn't exactly easy to decipher anything that hirley0 posts, but it doesn't get my dander up any.
Holy shit. Imagine if we had a whole subforum of THAT.
I don't think the internet could handle the TRUTHINESS.

I'd probably get all "GTFO MAH INTERNUTS WITH YOUR NON-ENGLISH" at hirley0 if I wasn't scared shitless.

Hirley0 is our resident prophet.

Our inability to understand him is hardly HIS concern.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

This is why I never object when he goes berserk on my threads in Horrorology.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Pæs

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2011, 03:19:19 AM
Quote from: Beardman Meow on December 16, 2011, 12:06:29 AM
Quote from: My Lady is a Cantaloupe on December 15, 2011, 07:13:16 PM
And it isn't exactly easy to decipher anything that hirley0 posts, but it doesn't get my dander up any.
Holy shit. Imagine if we had a whole subforum of THAT.
I don't think the internet could handle the TRUTHINESS.

I'd probably get all "GTFO MAH INTERNUTS WITH YOUR NON-ENGLISH" at hirley0 if I wasn't scared shitless.

Hirley0 is our resident prophet.

Our inability to understand him is hardly HIS concern.
So much this.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2011, 03:18:01 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on December 16, 2011, 12:53:33 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 15, 2011, 07:54:43 PM
The spanish will invade us. It's what they do. just ask the incas
:hashishim:
Yeah right! Remember the last time the Spanish tried to invade us? That turned out to be the biggest giggle since. . . . . .well, evar!
*Row, row, row your boats, back to fuckin' Spain, too late, sunk them all, ha, ha ha, haha*  :lulz:

I'm not an expert or anything, but I think Badbeast just owned the fuck out of the entire internet, Spanish history, and my pance.

:lulz: :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2011, 03:19:19 AM
Quote from: Beardman Meow on December 16, 2011, 12:06:29 AM
Quote from: My Lady is a Cantaloupe on December 15, 2011, 07:13:16 PM
And it isn't exactly easy to decipher anything that hirley0 posts, but it doesn't get my dander up any.
Holy shit. Imagine if we had a whole subforum of THAT.
I don't think the internet could handle the TRUTHINESS.

I'd probably get all "GTFO MAH INTERNUTS WITH YOUR NON-ENGLISH" at hirley0 if I wasn't scared shitless.

Hirley0 is our resident prophet.

Our inability to understand him is hardly HIS concern.

He is amazing.

He once published a complete ASCII diagram + instructions for making stirrup pants.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


East Coast Hustle

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2011, 03:19:50 AM
This is why I never object when he goes berserk on my threads in Horrorology.

That and the fact that his bursts of incomprehensibility are not shrouded in egotism and misogyny.
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Cainad (dec.)

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2011, 03:18:01 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on December 16, 2011, 12:53:33 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on December 15, 2011, 07:54:43 PM
The spanish will invade us. It's what they do. just ask the incas
:hashishim:
Yeah right! Remember the last time the Spanish tried to invade us? That turned out to be the biggest giggle since. . . . . .well, evar!
*Row, row, row your boats, back to fuckin' Spain, too late, sunk them all, ha, ha ha, haha*  :lulz:

I'm not an expert or anything, but I think Badbeast just owned the fuck out of the entire internet, Spanish history, and my pance.

I'm declaring myself an expert, and I concur with TGRR's statement.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 16, 2011, 03:27:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2011, 03:19:50 AM
This is why I never object when he goes berserk on my threads in Horrorology.

That and the fact that his bursts of incomprehensibility are not shrouded in egotism and misogyny.

Yeah, but I always get this feeling that I'm missing something important when I scan his posts.

So then I read them carefully and...Nothing.  Drives me batshit.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2011, 03:33:09 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 16, 2011, 03:27:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2011, 03:19:50 AM
This is why I never object when he goes berserk on my threads in Horrorology.

That and the fact that his bursts of incomprehensibility are not shrouded in egotism and misogyny.

Yeah, but I always get this feeling that I'm missing something important when I scan his posts.

So then I read them carefully and...Nothing.  Drives me batshit.

If you keep reading them, in time they start to make sense.

The first time you hit "reply" without thinking and start a conversation with him, you will suddenly realize after the fact, and abruptly shit yourself.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Nigel on December 16, 2011, 03:43:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2011, 03:33:09 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 16, 2011, 03:27:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2011, 03:19:50 AM
This is why I never object when he goes berserk on my threads in Horrorology.

That and the fact that his bursts of incomprehensibility are not shrouded in egotism and misogyny.

Yeah, but I always get this feeling that I'm missing something important when I scan his posts.

So then I read them carefully and...Nothing.  Drives me batshit.

If you keep reading them, in time they start to make sense.

The first time you hit "reply" without thinking and start a conversation with him, you will suddenly realize after the fact, and abruptly shit yourself.

I talked to him once, a year or so ago.

He seemed distracted.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2011, 03:45:08 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 16, 2011, 03:43:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2011, 03:33:09 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on December 16, 2011, 03:27:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 16, 2011, 03:19:50 AM
This is why I never object when he goes berserk on my threads in Horrorology.

That and the fact that his bursts of incomprehensibility are not shrouded in egotism and misogyny.

Yeah, but I always get this feeling that I'm missing something important when I scan his posts.

So then I read them carefully and...Nothing.  Drives me batshit.

If you keep reading them, in time they start to make sense.

The first time you hit "reply" without thinking and start a conversation with him, you will suddenly realize after the fact, and abruptly shit yourself.

I talked to him once, a year or so ago.

He seemed distracted.

He was probably thinking about other things.

Other, really important things that we will never understand.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."