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TO THE USER KNOWN AS "NPH TWID"

Started by The Mgt, December 27, 2011, 11:20:31 PM

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The Mgt

December 27, 2011, 11:20:31 PM
YOUR LACK OF VOWELS DISTURBS US AND RENDERS US BEFUDDLED AS TO THE PROPER PRONUNCIATION OF YOUR CHOSEN HANDLE, THEREFORE WE REQUIRE THAT YOU CHANGE IT WITH ALL HASTE.

HOWEVER, WE ARE ALSO A MAN OF SCIENCE AND RECOGNIZE THE IMPULSE BEHIND YOUR FOOLISH MESSAGE AS ONE THAT SERVES THE GREATER GOOD, THEREFORE WE DO NOT REQUIRE THAT THE NAME CHANGE BE A PERMANENT ONE. WE DEMAND THAT FOR A PERIOD OF ONE WEEK, YOUR PD.COM USER NAME WILL BE "AREOLA SHINERBOCK". YOU WILL KEEP A RUNNING JOURNAL AND DOCUMENT ANY BEHAVIORAL CHANGES EITHER REAL OR PERCEIVED IN THE USERS YOU INTERACT WITH DURING THAT TIME. YOU WILL ALSO TROLL AT LEAST ONE OTHER FORUM UNDER THAT NAME, PREFERABLY A PUA/SEDUCTION FORUM.

WE WILL ENABLE THE NAME-CHANGE FUNCTION AND GIVE YOU 24 HOURS TO VOLUNTARILY COMPLY WITH OUR "REQUEST".

Nephew Twiddleton

#1
December 27, 2011, 11:45:34 PM
I will also do this for science.
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Nephew Twiddleton

#2
December 28, 2011, 01:00:19 AM
Quick question though- what is PUA?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

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#3
December 28, 2011, 01:03:22 AM
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 01:00:19 AM
Quick question though- what is PUA?

Pick-Up Artist.
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Nephew Twiddleton

#4
December 28, 2011, 01:04:09 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 28, 2011, 01:03:22 AM
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 01:00:19 AM
Quick question though- what is PUA?

Pick-Up Artist.

Ah. Gotcha. Hmmm. Going to have to ponder this troll.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

EK WAFFLR

#5
December 28, 2011, 01:05:39 AM
Neil Strauss' PUA forum might be good for a laugh or ten.

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Nephew Twiddleton

#6
December 28, 2011, 01:07:56 AM
This is going to end up being one of those trolls I should probably give Villager a heads up about, huh?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

EK WAFFLR

#7
December 28, 2011, 01:14:56 AM
I have no idea who the Villager is. :(
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Nephew Twiddleton

#8
December 28, 2011, 01:16:46 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 28, 2011, 01:14:56 AM
I have no idea who the Villager is. :(

My girlfriend/bassist
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

EK WAFFLR

#9
December 28, 2011, 01:17:25 AM
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 01:16:46 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 28, 2011, 01:14:56 AM
I have no idea who the Villager is. :(

My girlfriend/bassist
Ahhh. In that case, yes.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Nephew Twiddleton

#10
December 28, 2011, 01:18:00 AM
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=6821

She doesn't post very much, but will upon occasion.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
December 28, 2011, 01:24:25 AM
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 01:16:46 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 28, 2011, 01:14:56 AM
I have no idea who the Villager is. :(

My girlfriend/bassist

She has two arms, Waffle Iron, so I doubt you know her.
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EK WAFFLR

#12
December 28, 2011, 01:25:12 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2011, 01:24:25 AM
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 01:16:46 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 28, 2011, 01:14:56 AM
I have no idea who the Villager is. :(

My girlfriend/bassist

She has two arms, Waffle Iron, so I doubt you know her.
You're right. I prefer the company of one-armed male bassists.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Nephew Twiddleton

#13
December 28, 2011, 01:35:42 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 28, 2011, 01:25:12 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2011, 01:24:25 AM
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 01:16:46 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 28, 2011, 01:14:56 AM
I have no idea who the Villager is. :(

My girlfriend/bassist

She has two arms, Waffle Iron, so I doubt you know her.
You're right. I prefer the company of one-armed male bassists.

Still kinda trying to figure out how that works. I'm reluctant to ask you, since I want to figure it out on my own. I guess it might help if you told me if he's a righty or a lefty naturally and which arm is missing.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

EK WAFFLR

#14
December 28, 2011, 01:37:11 AM
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 01:35:42 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 28, 2011, 01:25:12 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2011, 01:24:25 AM
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on December 28, 2011, 01:16:46 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 28, 2011, 01:14:56 AM
I have no idea who the Villager is. :(

My girlfriend/bassist

She has two arms, Waffle Iron, so I doubt you know her.
You're right. I prefer the company of one-armed male bassists.

Still kinda trying to figure out how that works. I'm reluctant to ask you, since I want to figure it out on my own. I guess it might help if you told me if he's a righty or a lefty naturally and which arm is missing.

No idea if he's Normal™ or not, but  he's missing his right arm almost up to the elbow.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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