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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 13, 2012, 05:05:23 PM

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Nephew Twiddleton

#15
January 13, 2012, 06:06:22 PM
In short there is something more sinister. If youre in wales then you are there intentionally. No doubt for some nefarious purposes.
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Nephew Twiddleton

#16
January 13, 2012, 06:09:21 PM
I was in transit from salisbury to ireland. This required me to catch a ferry in a welsh town called of all things fishguard. A twid can do many things food abstinence is not one.
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Scribbly

#17
January 13, 2012, 06:09:38 PM
I exist in a village in Buckinghamshire, where my perversions are considered downright wholesome compared to the predations of the gentry and 'upper classes'.

I couldn't live anywhere else. They do call them the Home Counties you know.
I had an existential crisis and all I got was this stupid gender.

The Good Reverend Roger

#18
January 13, 2012, 06:10:46 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 13, 2012, 06:09:21 PM
I was in transit from salisbury to ireland. This required me to catch a ferry in a welsh town called of all things fishguard. A twid can do many things food abstinence is not one.

Oh, Britain.   :lulz:
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Triple Zero

#19
January 13, 2012, 06:21:58 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 13, 2012, 06:04:54 PM
Presence in wales makes not a welshman.

Tell that to Jonah!
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Nephew Twiddleton

#20
January 13, 2012, 06:32:01 PM
Damn you and your tulips trip you do this sort of thing to me all the time ! :argh!:
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Pope Pixie Pickle

#22
January 13, 2012, 07:48:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2012, 05:23:12 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 13, 2012, 05:22:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2012, 05:15:47 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 13, 2012, 05:13:31 PM
Redirecting hate towards somewhere in England. Bristol is it? I dunno. Someone in Bristol is getting hate right now.

How far is that from the Tower of London?

122 miles. Bristol is also suspiciously close to Wales.

Okay.  I didn't want Pix & Payne to get any dookie on them.

We're about 50 miles south west of London

The Good Reverend Roger

#23
January 13, 2012, 07:55:17 PM
Quote from: Pixie on January 13, 2012, 07:48:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2012, 05:23:12 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 13, 2012, 05:22:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2012, 05:15:47 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 13, 2012, 05:13:31 PM
Redirecting hate towards somewhere in England. Bristol is it? I dunno. Someone in Bristol is getting hate right now.

How far is that from the Tower of London?

122 miles. Bristol is also suspiciously close to Wales.

Okay.  I didn't want Pix & Payne to get any dookie on them.

We're about 50 miles south west of London

That's too close.  You'll have to pick up & head South.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Scribbly

#24
January 13, 2012, 08:04:00 PM
I am located approximately 20 miles from London.

This probably explains everything.
I had an existential crisis and all I got was this stupid gender.

The Good Reverend Roger

#25
January 13, 2012, 08:06:42 PM
Quote from: Demolition_Squid on January 13, 2012, 08:04:00 PM
I am located approximately 20 miles from London.

This probably explains everything.

Well, yes.  If you were any closer, you'd be covered in soot, like Badbeast.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Pope Pixie Pickle

#26
January 14, 2012, 01:29:02 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2012, 07:55:17 PM
Quote from: Pixie on January 13, 2012, 07:48:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2012, 05:23:12 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 13, 2012, 05:22:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2012, 05:15:47 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 13, 2012, 05:13:31 PM
Redirecting hate towards somewhere in England. Bristol is it? I dunno. Someone in Bristol is getting hate right now.

How far is that from the Tower of London?

122 miles. Bristol is also suspiciously close to Wales.

Okay.  I didn't want Pix & Payne to get any dookie on them.

We're about 50 miles south west of London

That's too close.  You'll have to pick up & head South.

There's a tiny problem with that. I'm on the South Coast and me and Payne cannot swim. And we refuse to go to France.

The Good Reverend Roger

#27
January 14, 2012, 04:53:11 AM
Quote from: Pixie on January 14, 2012, 01:29:02 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2012, 07:55:17 PM
Quote from: Pixie on January 13, 2012, 07:48:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2012, 05:23:12 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 13, 2012, 05:22:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2012, 05:15:47 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 13, 2012, 05:13:31 PM
Redirecting hate towards somewhere in England. Bristol is it? I dunno. Someone in Bristol is getting hate right now.

How far is that from the Tower of London?

122 miles. Bristol is also suspiciously close to Wales.

Okay.  I didn't want Pix & Payne to get any dookie on them.

We're about 50 miles south west of London

That's too close.  You'll have to pick up & head South.

There's a tiny problem with that. I'm on the South Coast and me and Payne cannot swim. And we refuse to go to France.

Just go around the bendy part til you get to Cornwall.  You'll know you're there when everyone looks like psychotic Amish people.  Tell them I sent you, you'll be fine.  They'll hide you until the ruckus is over.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#28
January 14, 2012, 05:34:31 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2012, 06:10:46 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 13, 2012, 06:09:21 PM
I was in transit from salisbury to ireland. This required me to catch a ferry in a welsh town called of all things fishguard. A twid can do many things food abstinence is not one.

Oh, Britain.   :lulz:

You know what the weirdest bit was? The name of that town somehow got Primus stuck in my head, both when I was travelling, and right now. Probably just because its wicked fucking weird, like Primus.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2012, 04:53:11 AM
Quote from: Pixie on January 14, 2012, 01:29:02 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2012, 07:55:17 PM
Quote from: Pixie on January 13, 2012, 07:48:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2012, 05:23:12 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 13, 2012, 05:22:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2012, 05:15:47 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 13, 2012, 05:13:31 PM
Redirecting hate towards somewhere in England. Bristol is it? I dunno. Someone in Bristol is getting hate right now.

How far is that from the Tower of London?

122 miles. Bristol is also suspiciously close to Wales.

Okay.  I didn't want Pix & Payne to get any dookie on them.

We're about 50 miles south west of London

That's too close.  You'll have to pick up & head South.

There's a tiny problem with that. I'm on the South Coast and me and Payne cannot swim. And we refuse to go to France.

Just go around the bendy part til you get to Cornwall.  You'll know you're there when everyone looks like psychotic Amish people.  Tell them I sent you, you'll be fine.  They'll hide you until the ruckus is over.

I also grant you safe passage to Ireland, or rather, more specifically, Connemara. If it's Cork, you're gonna have to talk with Senor Faust.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS
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