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Kicked Out of Yet Another Psychic Meetup. I Feel Unloved.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 13, 2012, 07:13:20 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Im going to use the excuse that were recording tonight and didnt get the chance for a thorough read. Its true too. Drums almost done.
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 01:29:29 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 14, 2012, 01:28:09 AM
Even Holy Men make mistakes.  That's why we have sayings like "Any guy with "Wolf" in his name is going to be a complete shitneck," so that they inevitably get proven again and again.

I think "and/or idiot" needs to get added on, because they don't seem to be very smart.

Coyote is an exception because I don't think his logon name has "wolf" in it, even when his screen name does.

I was operating under the idea that his name might actually be Wolfgang.  I am shamed, and the rule has been proven true yet again.

And Coyote gets a pass because of Welsh.  He can't help being the way he is.

Coyote isn't Wolf... 

See, Coyote is the trickster, and Wolf is the defender, two completely different...

I can't even.
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Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 14, 2012, 01:28:09 AM
Even Holy Men make mistakes.  That's why we have sayings like "Any guy with "Wolf" in his name is going to be a complete shitneck," so that we have fair warning, because they inevitably get proven again and again.

I think "and/or idiot" needs to get added on, because they don't seem to be very smart.

Coyote is an exception because I don't think his logon name has "wolf" in it, even when his screen name does.

It may or may not be worse than that, as it is name of one of my WoW characters :lulz:

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 01:29:29 AM


I was operating under the idea that his name might actually be Wolfgang.  I am shamed, and the rule has been proven true yet again.

And Coyote gets a pass because of Welsh.  He can't help being the way he is.

LLLLKEROIUIOGH IURFIAYIUSEYBPGOIRUEL  BTYU OLHIGYT OLUIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote from: Luna on February 14, 2012, 02:03:29 AM


Coyote isn't Wolf... 

See, Coyote is the trickster, and Wolf is the defender, two completely different...

I can't even.

What this is I don't even :?

CorbeauEtRenard

Quote from: Pope Coyote of the Wolffnords on February 14, 2012, 02:10:07 AM
LLLLKEROIUIOGH IURFIAYIUSEYBPGOIRUEL  BTYU OLHIGYT OLUIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's not Welsh. It's got vowels in it.
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: CorbeauEtRenard on February 14, 2012, 02:17:12 AM
Quote from: Pope Coyote of the Wolffnords on February 14, 2012, 02:10:07 AM
LLLLKEROIUIOGH IURFIAYIUSEYBPGOIRUEL  BTYU OLHIGYT OLUIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's not Welsh. It's got vowels in it.

He's half-Italian.  All they have is vowels.  This explains the illusion that he can communicate in something other than clicks and buzzing noises.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Don Coyote

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 02:31:22 AM
Quote from: CorbeauEtRenard on February 14, 2012, 02:17:12 AM
Quote from: Pope Coyote of the Wolffnords on February 14, 2012, 02:10:07 AM
LLLLKEROIUIOGH IURFIAYIUSEYBPGOIRUEL  BTYU OLHIGYT OLUIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's not Welsh. It's got vowels in it.

He's half-Italian.  All they have is vowels.  This explains the illusion that he can communicate in something other than clicks and buzzing noises.

The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Pope Coyote of the Wolffnords on February 14, 2012, 02:39:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 02:31:22 AM
Quote from: CorbeauEtRenard on February 14, 2012, 02:17:12 AM
Quote from: Pope Coyote of the Wolffnords on February 14, 2012, 02:10:07 AM
LLLLKEROIUIOGH IURFIAYIUSEYBPGOIRUEL  BTYU OLHIGYT OLUIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's not Welsh. It's got vowels in it.

He's half-Italian.  All they have is vowels.  This explains the illusion that he can communicate in something other than clicks and buzzing noises.

The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.

It's the same way when I look like I'm thinking.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Telarus

@ OP: Hot damn, I'd learn to scry just to witness that shit.


Quote from: Pope Coyote of the Wolffnords on February 14, 2012, 02:39:17 AM
The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.

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Quote from: Telarus on February 14, 2012, 07:34:31 AM
@ OP: Hot damn, I'd learn to scry just to witness that shit.


Quote from: Pope Coyote of the Wolffnords on February 14, 2012, 02:39:17 AM
The appearance of any real communication from me is actually the Laws of Fives in effect.

Thank you, Agent. Your submission has been accepted into the One-Line MemeBomb Database.
:lulz:

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Quote from: Cramulus on February 13, 2012, 07:51:06 PM
Do they have a website for this event thing? We should try to petition them to give you a microphone at the next one. I bet if we presented it like you're this western guru and we're your followers, they wouldn't even blink until you got up on stage. Then it would be "Oh fuck, not this guy again"

I love the idea of their assholes collectively clamping shut when they remember Roger.  :lol:

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Hey Roger I really enjoyed this thread, thanks for sharing :)

But I'm also comforted to see the wolf=shitneck rule confirmed again, I was starting to get worries.

And indeed Coyote doesn't count because he just does it to fuck with us (he only started after we mentioned it) and even then did you notice he changes back his screenname back to something without "wolf" every once in a while? That's because it's a curse, maybe if he doesn't the transformation will take hold on him as well and become irreversible--maybe he is Welsh enough to withstand it entirely, but I can't blame him for not taking the chance ...
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