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The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 14, 2012, 05:09:25 PM

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Elder Iptuous

#45
February 14, 2012, 07:39:47 PM
This thread has a deficiency of both ITT and ATTN.

Nephew Twiddleton

#46
February 14, 2012, 07:40:57 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on February 14, 2012, 07:39:47 PM
This thread has a deficiency of both ITT and ATTN.

Eye titties? A-tittying?

:fap:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Epimetheus

#47
February 14, 2012, 08:26:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 07:23:35 PM
I have been righteously told off for monkeyfucking around in a Sacred Mahdjgickque thread, down in TYFS,S or some such shit.  Lack of taking it seriously or something.

So, yeah.  I am to stop making fun of it, from what I gather.

You see Roger, the universe only exists because of our beliefs about it. They spent so long building a universe based on taking magjiq seriously. Now you disturb their belief concoction by adding the belief that magick is a joke - allow your presence long enough, and that'll start to become true! Can't have that.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#48
February 14, 2012, 08:27:12 PM
Quote from: Perineal Sponge on February 14, 2012, 08:26:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 07:23:35 PM
I have been righteously told off for monkeyfucking around in a Sacred Mahdjgickque thread, down in TYFS,S or some such shit.  Lack of taking it seriously or something.

So, yeah.  I am to stop making fun of it, from what I gather.

You see Roger, the universe only exists because of our beliefs about it. They spent so long building a universe based on taking magjiq seriously. Now you disturb their belief concoction by adding the belief that magick is a joke - allow your presence long enough, and that'll start to become true! Can't have that.

Oh, it's a bit more than THAT.  We have now gone from Sacred Chaos to Sacred Cows.

We have an untouchable subject.

Whee!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

#49
February 14, 2012, 09:07:10 PM
Like hell. I'm going over there now to do some serious touching. And there won't be any adults or safe words.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

#50
February 14, 2012, 09:08:14 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on February 14, 2012, 09:07:10 PM
Like hell. I'm going over there now to do some serious touching. And there won't be any adults or safe words.

See, that just ruins everything for everybody.  We can't offend peoples' sensibilities or beliefs.  That wouldn't be PC.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

navkat

#51
February 14, 2012, 09:35:45 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on February 14, 2012, 09:07:10 PM
Like hell. I'm going over there now to do some serious touching. And there won't be any adults or safe words.

"Cinnamon, cinnamon, I SAID CINNAMON DAMMIT!...OFUK what are you doing? WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO ME WITH THAT VIOLET WAND AND WHY AM I TIED TO THIS SYBIAN???"

navkat

#52
February 14, 2012, 09:37:16 PM
Fuck, that sounds hott. I think I'm going to watch pr0n now and rub one. I'm dead srs. Srsly.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#53
February 15, 2012, 12:00:07 AM
WHY IS THE INTERNET SO FASCIST?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Salty

#54
February 15, 2012, 12:08:39 AM
You guiides are each asshklors!
Doesn't mean wecantbrfreinds. Fucking...shit...I thought this was about dwarves.
Everytim e I posrt drunk It gets Finnier.

FUCK YOU EVERYTHINK.
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East Coast Hustle

#55
February 15, 2012, 12:10:37 AM
Quote from: navkat on February 14, 2012, 09:35:45 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on February 14, 2012, 09:07:10 PM
Like hell. I'm going over there now to do some serious touching. And there won't be any adults or safe words.

"Cinnamon, cinnamon, I SAID CINNAMON DAMMIT!...OFUK what are you doing? WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO ME WITH THAT VIOLET WAND AND WHY AM I TIED TO THIS SYBIAN???"

What can I say?

besides, of course, "you're welcome".
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Don Coyote

#56
February 15, 2012, 01:56:22 AM
For some reason I want both pie and cake because of this thread?
Anybody got a tomahawk so I can show my piecake cutting skills by throwing it at the piecake on a palm tree?

Nephew Twiddleton

#57
February 15, 2012, 03:16:15 AM
Ofuk lmao i forgot about that guy!
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

LMNO

#58
February 15, 2012, 03:52:55 AM
Hey, is that pie from the North Coast of India?

navkat

#59
February 15, 2012, 05:31:55 AM
I think we should start a pention to find out.

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