More of a complaint than a rant; it's about you.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Just because you're a woman Nigel, it doesn't excuse your arrogance.

I'm not sure what it is I am supposed to be right or not right about. As far as I can remember, it went like so:

BB posts a .jpg
Roger: "Can't see that, nannywall"
Me: "It's just a retarded LOLMISOGYNY joke"

BAWWWWWSPLOSION ALL OVER THE PLACE

I leave and have dinner with EOT, come back like four hours later and it's all over the place up in here. All over someone basically saying "You didn't miss anything, it's just a dumb sexist joke".


ARROGANCE TO THE HILT!!!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I move that without proof the to other wise, that as Nigel is a man's name, that Nigel is in fact a man and not a woman. As such pursuant to standard argumentational logic is automatically wrong.
Regardless of that even if it were proven that he is in fact legally female, as a woman he would not have the right to express any opinions, despite being automatically correct.

THIS IS ALL TOO COMPLICATED FOR ME

I AM BUT A SIMPLE COUNTRY BOY.

[LMNO]

These kinds of threads are so weird.

[Cain]

Thats because you don't understand the Constitution, LMNO.

The First Ammendment clearly makes the people:

a) immune from any kind of criticism
b) have the right to be employed by large media conglomerates for all eternity and never ever be fired for anything.

Why you hate America?

[LMNO]

Why you hate America?

Because of Quantum.

[Freeky]

These kinds of threads are so weird.

It's like an ocean.  PD I mean.  There's huge spaces (of time) of almost nothing, and then theres medium or big sized spaces of fruition, brilliance, activity.  We have tides.  The Intro thread is our shores where people interact with PD, just sticking their feet in.  Some people decide to just take a boat and go deep-sea diving without approaching the shore first; sometimes the sharks eat them, sometimes they get to look a whale in the eye.  There's beauty here, but you have to be in the right space at the right time, yanno?  It's not all otter playing and dolphin fucking. 

[AFK]

PD.COM:  You otter be careful around the dolphin fucking. 

[Freeky]

PD.COM:  You otter be careful around the dolphin fucking.

I laughed loudly and uncontrollably for thirty seconds.

[AFK]

I love me a good otter pun. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

That one was good. 

[AFK]

It otter be, I said it.

[AFK]

Too soon?

[Faust]

There is another time that I would hold gross jokes and puns in a sacrosanct manner, apart from ironic racism or homophobic jokes that really parody bigots there is the sheer joy of telling ye most offencive joke you can when in company of those you dislike intensely and hope never to see again.

I agree with this, and that the really really offensive jokes are ALWAYS funny, but the one posted was lame.

It made me grunt in vague amusement, sure it's a joke that's been around forever but I love flow chart jokes.

And 'sogyny, clearly.

[Freeky]

The flow chart made it less lame, I'll grant you that.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It was basically an Andy Rooney segment in .jpg form.

It would probably have been momentarily funny if it wasn't a variation on a very old and stale joke.

It was LOLMISOGYNY, but more importantly, Roger didn't miss anything.