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Started by The Rev, February 20, 2012, 06:23:46 PM

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#45
February 21, 2012, 05:40:04 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 21, 2012, 05:34:50 PM
Quote from: Twid, not Billy. on February 21, 2012, 05:33:42 PM
Honestly i see them reacting to such a protest with holy smirks on their faces. I think they would enjoy it.

Two words.

Urine balloons.

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#46
February 21, 2012, 05:47:23 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 21, 2012, 05:40:04 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 21, 2012, 05:34:50 PM
Quote from: Twid, not Billy. on February 21, 2012, 05:33:42 PM
Honestly i see them reacting to such a protest with holy smirks on their faces. I think they would enjoy it.

Two words.

Urine balloons.

Live ammo

Naw.

But that brings up an interesting philosophical question:

If a whackjob gets offed in a forest, and nobody cares, is he still a martyr?
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#47
February 21, 2012, 05:50:06 PM
:lulz:

now thats a koan for the 21st century!
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#48
February 21, 2012, 06:02:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2012, 05:47:23 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 21, 2012, 05:40:04 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 21, 2012, 05:34:50 PM
Quote from: Twid, not Billy. on February 21, 2012, 05:33:42 PM
Honestly i see them reacting to such a protest with holy smirks on their faces. I think they would enjoy it.

Two words.

Urine balloons.

Live ammo

Naw.

But that brings up an interesting philosophical question:

If a whackjob gets offed in a forest, and nobody cares, is he still a martyr?
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#49
February 22, 2012, 01:45:29 PM
 :lulz:

Quote from: Billy, not Twid on February 21, 2012, 05:34:50 PM
Quote from: Twid, not Billy. on February 21, 2012, 05:33:42 PM
Honestly i see them reacting to such a protest with holy smirks on their faces. I think they would enjoy it.

Two words.

Urine balloons.


You'd have to use that 'synthetic' urine from the smoke shops, to avoid bio-terrorism charges.
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#50
February 23, 2012, 05:22:09 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2012, 05:47:23 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 21, 2012, 05:40:04 PM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 21, 2012, 05:34:50 PM
Quote from: Twid, not Billy. on February 21, 2012, 05:33:42 PM
Honestly i see them reacting to such a protest with holy smirks on their faces. I think they would enjoy it.

Two words.

Urine balloons.

Live ammo

Naw.

But that brings up an interesting philosophical question:

If a whackjob gets offed in a forest, and nobody cares, is he still a martyr?

Yanked.

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#51
February 23, 2012, 05:23:16 AM
Have we figured out if the douchebag is dead yet?
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#52
February 23, 2012, 09:10:06 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 23, 2012, 05:23:16 AM
Have we figured out if the douchebag is dead yet?

No, but the festivities shall continue, just in case.
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#53
February 23, 2012, 11:44:48 AM
Quote from: Net on February 23, 2012, 09:10:06 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 23, 2012, 05:23:16 AM
Have we figured out if the douchebag is dead yet?

No, but the festivities shall continue, just in case.

I've got my party hat, the popcorn, the machete and the stake.
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Triple Zero

#54
February 23, 2012, 05:16:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2012, 05:47:23 PM
If a whackjob gets offed in a forest, and nobody cares, is he still a martyr?

Who is?
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#55
February 23, 2012, 05:21:26 PM
A hypothetical religious zealot in the woods i imagine.
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Triple Zero

#56
February 23, 2012, 05:22:58 PM
Nononono, the right answer would be:

Quote from: Triple Zero on February 23, 2012, 05:16:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2012, 05:47:23 PM
If a whackjob gets offed in a forest, and nobody cares, is he still a martyr?

Who is?

Exactly.
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#57
February 23, 2012, 05:25:46 PM
No, no.  We know Who is a martyr.  Exactly Who we're not sure about. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Nephew Twiddleton

#58
February 23, 2012, 05:26:15 PM
More coffee required.
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#59
February 23, 2012, 10:43:16 PM
Quote from: Luna on February 21, 2012, 01:11:06 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2012, 12:03:16 AM
Quote from: el sjaako on February 20, 2012, 11:54:09 PM
Quote from: Nigel on February 20, 2012, 10:39:30 PM
It'll be really interesting when the younger girls who have "no interest in marriage" start turning up pregnant. My guess is that when this happens they'll simply disappear from the public for a few months, and then an older Phelps harpy will mysteriously have "adopted" a newborn baby. That's the traditional Christian cult method for dealing with incestuous pregnancies in their younger members.

Didn't this happen to Sarah Palin?

Bristol Palin, IIRC.

Both, actually.  Sarah Palin's first child was born less than the standard nine months after the wedding.

The theory of human gestation being 9 months is not accepted by all scientific experts. In fact, health classes should be teaching the controversy.
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