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ITT, we coin harmless-sounding phrases for horrible things.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 22, 2012, 02:17:43 AM

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Triple Zero

#45
February 26, 2012, 05:10:58 PM
Apartheid.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#46
February 26, 2012, 06:47:19 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Q. G. Pennyworth

#47
February 26, 2012, 07:34:41 PM

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#48
February 26, 2012, 08:05:04 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Triple Zero

#49
February 26, 2012, 09:56:36 PM
It's the ugliest word in the Dutch language.

Well it's actually Afrikaans, but that too is our fault.

At least you can say that Flemish Belgians speak funny-sounding Dutch without feeling like a horrible oppressing racist slavedriver boer, because it's not the Dutch fault that the Flemish lived too close to the French and so their language got all wonky. Or "wonquoieux", as they say it.

But Afrikaans is a really really cute language.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Lux Aorta of the 40 D

#50
February 26, 2012, 11:23:28 PM
Wag more... Bark less.


Follow what good old Uncle Sam says and you will get a yummy treat.
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