CHENEY HAS NO PULSE...ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE OR JUST MONTY BURNS?

[Juana]

Ok, point.

I wonder what his chest sounds like? A Mazda engine?

As funny as some of the replies to this are, I remember reading about these fancy pumps, and apparently they make a faint clicking or sucking sound.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Ok, point.

I wonder what his chest sounds like? A Mazda engine?

As funny as some of the replies to this are, I remember reading about these fancy pumps, and apparently they make a faint clicking or sucking sound.

David Icke indeed.   

[Cain]

Dick Cheney has nothing like a human heart.

I do not see anything new here.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Doesn't "transplant" imply that there was something there to begin with? I'd say he had a heart "implant"...not that it won't shrivel and blacken on contact.
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2012/03/25/149345146/cheney-recovering-after-heart-transplant

Sometimes I think about signing an organ donor card. Then I think about things like this and I don't.

"Doctors say it's unlikely that Cheney got special treatment.

"Dr. Allen Taylor, cardiology chief at MedStar Georgetown University Hospital, told the AP that the heart transplant waiting list is "a very regimented and fair process, and heavily policed."

"As The New York Times reported, "the International Society for Heart and Lung Transplantation said that while patients recommended for a heart transplant should generally be 70 or under, 'carefully selected patients' over 70 could be considered."