Why haven't you killed me yet?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I've done everything I can think of.

I've trolled you.  I've berated you.  I've blasphemed, lied, posted political shit, even told the frickin' TRUTH, once in a while.

I've gotten up on my high-horse and sermonized.  I've interrupted your silly word games, and posted statements and rants on your "questions" only threads.

I've exposed Malaclypse the Younger as the fraud he is.

I've even asked NICELY.  Hell, I've BEGGED, PLEADED, and DEMANDED.

Why haven't you killed me?

So far, only Trollax has killed me, but he fucked it up with a no-class follow up.  I should have known that little punk would choke in the clutch.

Why?

I've posted nude pictures of David Hasslehoff, when you wouldn't accede to my ridiculous demands.  I sank the Lexington, and I've told you all where to get off.

I even told the horrible truth about America(tm).

I've called you Grey, I've called you teh ghey, and I've even called some of you Pinkboys.

I started the horror that is Chef, and then made sure the password fell into the wrong hands.

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

WHY THE HELL HAVEN'T YOU KILLED ME, YET?  IT ISN'T LIKE YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE CHANCE?  "OH, BUT I'M BUSY RIGHT NOW"..."BUT, ROGER, I LIVE 10,000 MILES AWAY"...

Great.  I ask you, my friends, associates, cohorts, and partners in crime just ONE LITTLE THING, just ONE favor...and you can't be bothered.  You have time for stoopid word games.  You have time for silly poems.  Time for EVERYTHING...except "Bob".

Well, you had your chance, and now it's too late.

The revolution is nigh, and each and every one of you snapperheads will get exactly what you deserve.

Or kill me.

Roger I've held A gun to your head and demanded that you kill me , you said " I CAINT"

you think that this is the type of person I'm going to Kill...no.

If you "CAIN'T" do the deed on me I will not return the favor.

To be fair, I *DID* ask first.

[Horab Fibslager]

you're just going to have to try harder. or chillax, join us for some andy griffith reruns, and have a cold one or 20.

[Hoshiko]

join us for some andy griffith reruns,

He might be better off dead.  

Just so you know, I'm not one to kill someone so don't look at me. And yet, if Badnarick DOES win... <pointed look>

There can be no revolution if there is no wall to be thrown against.

[Horab Fibslager]

There can be no revolution if there is no wall to be thrown against.

which is why we must reach critica mass! andy griffith reruns for all!! i know roger likes that shit. what do you think an opie is?

[Z³]

The penguin from bloom county?

[Horab Fibslager]

[chaosgraves:agentoferis]

I've done everything I can think of.

I've trolled you.  I've berated you.  I've blasphemed, lied, posted political shit, even told the frickin' TRUTH, once in a while.

I've gotten up on my high-horse and sermonized.  I've interrupted your silly word games, and posted statements and rants on your "questions" only threads.

I've exposed Malaclypse the Younger as the fraud he is.

I've even asked NICELY.  Hell, I've BEGGED, PLEADED, and DEMANDED.

Why haven't you killed me?

So far, only Trollax has killed me, but he fucked it up with a no-class follow up.  I should have known that little punk would choke in the clutch.

Why?

I've posted nude pictures of David Hasslehoff, when you wouldn't accede to my ridiculous demands.  I sank the Lexington, and I've told you all where to get off.

I even told the horrible truth about America(tm).

I've called you Grey, I've called you teh ghey, and I've even called some of you Pinkboys.

I started the horror that is Chef, and then made sure the password fell into the wrong hands.

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

WHY THE HELL HAVEN'T YOU KILLED ME, YET?  IT ISN'T LIKE YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE CHANCE?  "OH, BUT I'M BUSY RIGHT NOW"..."BUT, ROGER, I LIVE 10,000 MILES AWAY"...

Great.  I ask you, my friends, associates, cohorts, and partners in crime just ONE LITTLE THING, just ONE favor...and you can't be bothered.  You have time for stoopid word games.  You have time for silly poems.  Time for EVERYTHING...except "Bob".

Well, you had your chance, and now it's too late.

The revolution is nigh, and each and every one of you snapperheads will get exactly what you deserve.

Or kill me.

Roger I've held A gun to your head and demanded that you kill me , you said " I CAINT"

you think that this is the type of person I'm going to Kill...no.

If you "CAIN'T" do the deed on me I will not return the favor.

To be fair, I *DID* ask first.

I don't recall you asking first .

but on that note meh.

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So when will the civil war errupt?

just because he thinks we think he is joking doesnt mean its not a joke.

[Nikoli Volkoff]

no kidding, i packed a travel bag last night, gassed up the flying whale and am ready to head for Canadia... Or somewhere Easter-Than-You either one...

[Bella]

So when will the civil war errupt?

just because he thinks we think he is joking doesnt mean its not a joke.

I never ever thought he was joking.
In fact, I can almost assure you that he isn't.

[Bob the Mediocre]

Anything else I can probably deal with, but I seriously hope this doesn't lead to a Discortian martyr complex.

Early Christianity... ::Shudders::

[/o\]

I think he voted kerry !

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I think he voted kerry !

[East Coast Hustle]

no kidding, i packed a travel bag last night, gassed up the flying whale and am ready to head for Canadia... Or somewhere Easter-Than-You either one...

well, better get here quick then...I got my bag packed and a reservations for a ticket to somewhere far far away on hold...I don't think he's joking, although that may be the joke...if I thought that more of you would be willing ot take to the streets with guns, I'd stick around, but leading a charge of one doesn't really appeal to me....

[Slarti]

what's your point roger?