From the handcuffs thread: Really bad Poetry

[ThatGreenGentleman]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
But this one doesn't

[Freeky]

WHAT THIS THREAD NEEDS IS azure buddhist springchicken.

You know he threatened Faust with legal action over that, right?  There was paperwork involved, I hear.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I think he threatened Faust over the thread where I said that I was pretty sure he'd taken some of my kitchenware.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

THA FUCK???

So we can't even say Cobalt Pentacostal Fallbuzzard anymore?

[Freeky]

I think he threatened Faust over the thread where I said that I was pretty sure he'd taken some of my kitchenware.

Oooh. 

I still have this feeling it was about all the name bombing that was going on, which made Faust kill the joke.  I might be wrong though, and most unfortunately have no time right now to hunt for it.

THA FUCK???

So we can't even say Cobalt Pentacostal Fallbuzzard anymore?

We're not supposed to, I think, and that's what Dok is saying.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Need more info.
Just to see where the edge is so I can skate close to it without actually getting anyone's ass in a sling.

[LMNO]

Klaxon howl
Scraping bitter crust
From unrested eyes

Painful crawl
Depress for respite
Morning light cracks

Skin puckers
Beneath scalding waters
Make sure you wash your taint.

[Doktor Howl]

It occurs to me that we could just have LuciferX post in this thread, and get the same result.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It occurs to me that we could just have LuciferX post in this thread, and get the same result.

Ooooh!

[Freeky]

Klaxon howl
Scraping bitter crust
From unrested eyes

Painful crawl
Depress for respite
Morning light cracks

Skin puckers
Beneath scalding waters
Make sure you wash your taint.

Wow.

Unk.
Gmy gnose id gtuffy.
Ifv we hadh Obamagare,
Deat panhels wouldh kill hme.

*snapsnapsnapsnap*

[the dreadful hours]

daylight ascends
into the cottonball sky
of happy funtime unicorns
where love bears frolic
and fun fish soar

i too wish to soar with them

[Lenin McCarthy]

I am Somalia
Civil war has torn me apart
You're the Transitional Federal Government
Still clinging on to my heart

Islamists and pirates are indulging in my bowels
Secessionists are messing with my head
But one day we'll be one, dear

...or maybe we'll just be dead.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

Quit dropping bombs on my feelings,
I'm just trying to develop nuclear power plants of love.
Yeah, nuclear power plants of love.
Drone strikes won't keep me down,
but set me back a bit from developing
nuclear power plants of love.
Yeah, nuclear power plants of love.

[Doktor Howl]

Quit dropping bombs on my feelings,
I'm just trying to develop nuclear power plants of love.
Yeah, nuclear power plants of love.
Drone strikes won't keep me down,
but set me back a bit from developing
nuclear power plants of love.
Yeah, nuclear power plants of love.

I just had a vision of Davy Jones singing that.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Quit dropping bombs on my feelings,
I'm just trying to develop nuclear power plants of love.
Yeah, nuclear power plants of love.
Drone strikes won't keep me down,
but set me back a bit from developing
nuclear power plants of love.
Yeah, nuclear power plants of love.

OH MY GOD

This is epic. I read it out loud to EFO (who is currently working on terrible beat poetry) and she said that it is the worst poem she has ever heard in her life.