I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU

[Deepthroat Chopra]

Just wait.
I'm gonna collect all these bitches, like fucking POKEMON!

Wait.

WHERE'S MISTER SQUID?   

My guess would be toothless.

[Freeky]

Just wait.
I'm gonna collect all these bitches, like fucking POKEMON!

Wait.

WHERE'S MISTER SQUID?   

My guess would be toothless.

I think she ate him.  Look at those teeth! (the ones in her mouth, not the ones she's holding.)

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Just wait.
I'm gonna collect all these bitches, like fucking POKEMON!

Wait.

WHERE'S MISTER SQUID?   

DON'T ASK QUESTIONS!
JUST GET IN THE FUCKING TANK!

[Doktor Howl]

 

In memoriam, I'd like to post a few of my very favorite things Mr Squid has said on this board.

First:

and

and who could forget THIS timeless classic?

Dok,
Pouring some out.

[Doktor Howl]

Just wait.
I'm gonna collect all these bitches, like fucking POKEMON!

Wait.

WHERE'S MISTER SQUID?   

DON'T ASK QUESTIONS!
JUST GET IN THE FUCKING TANK!

?

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

In memoriam, I'd like to post a few of my very favorite things Mr Squid has said on this board.

First:

and

and who could forget THIS timeless classic?

Dok,
Pouring some out.

QUOTES OF THE FUCKING DAY RIGHT THERE!

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

bunch of tits.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

 

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

SQUIDDYYYYYYYYYYYY!

YOU WANT MY NEIGHBOR'S TEETH? WILL LET YOU USE MY PLIERS!

[Murmur]

Squid? I just moved down to a little meth town... do you want me to start collecting the random teeth I find on sidewalks? I'm currently using mine.

Teeth, not sidewalks. 

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Meth teeth are full of holes and gross! I do have standards you know 

[EK WAFFLR]

I'm scared.

[LMNO]

I have the weirdest boner right now.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I have the weirdest boner right now.

Just you wait, fucker.
I have to order parts from across the pond.

[Cainad (dec.)]

squiddy is the best person


reading her posts is like crying over my dead pet lizard, while eating the most delicious chocolate in the world at the same time