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I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU

Started by Sir Squid Diddimus, March 21, 2012, 02:41:06 AM

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Deepthroat Chopra

#15
March 21, 2012, 03:12:40 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 21, 2012, 03:09:11 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 21, 2012, 03:08:32 AM
Just wait.
I'm gonna collect all these bitches, like fucking POKEMON!

Wait.

WHERE'S MISTER SQUID?   :eek:

My guess would be toothless.
Chainsaw-Wielding Fistula Detector

Freeky

#16
March 21, 2012, 03:15:09 AM
Quote from: Deepthroat Chopra on March 21, 2012, 03:12:40 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 21, 2012, 03:09:11 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 21, 2012, 03:08:32 AM
Just wait.
I'm gonna collect all these bitches, like fucking POKEMON!

Wait.

WHERE'S MISTER SQUID?   :eek:

My guess would be toothless.

I think she ate him.  Look at those teeth! (the ones in her mouth, not the ones she's holding.)

Sir Squid Diddimus

#17
March 21, 2012, 03:16:53 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 21, 2012, 03:09:11 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 21, 2012, 03:08:32 AM
Just wait.
I'm gonna collect all these bitches, like fucking POKEMON!

Wait.

WHERE'S MISTER SQUID?   :eek:

DON'T ASK QUESTIONS!
JUST GET IN THE FUCKING TANK!

Doktor Howl

#18
March 21, 2012, 03:17:38 AM
 :cry:

In memoriam, I'd like to post a few of my very favorite things Mr Squid has said on this board.

First:

Quote

and

Quote

and who could forget THIS timeless classic?

Quote

Dok,
Pouring some out.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#19
March 21, 2012, 03:19:54 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 21, 2012, 03:16:53 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 21, 2012, 03:09:11 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 21, 2012, 03:08:32 AM
Just wait.
I'm gonna collect all these bitches, like fucking POKEMON!

Wait.

WHERE'S MISTER SQUID?   :eek:

DON'T ASK QUESTIONS!
JUST GET IN THE FUCKING TANK!


?
Molon Lube

Sir Squid Diddimus

#20
March 21, 2012, 03:21:27 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 21, 2012, 03:17:38 AM
:cry:

In memoriam, I'd like to post a few of my very favorite things Mr Squid has said on this board.

First:

Quote

and

Quote

and who could forget THIS timeless classic?

Quote

Dok,
Pouring some out.


QUOTES OF THE FUCKING DAY RIGHT THERE!

Sir Squid Diddimus

#21
March 21, 2012, 03:37:54 AM
bunch of tits.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#22
March 21, 2012, 03:41:44 AM
 :lol: :aaa:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#23
March 21, 2012, 05:07:04 AM
SQUIDDYYYYYYYYYYYY!

YOU WANT MY NEIGHBOR'S TEETH? WILL LET YOU USE MY PLIERS!
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Murmur

#24
March 21, 2012, 06:30:31 AM
Squid? I just moved down to a little meth town... do you want me to start collecting the random teeth I find on sidewalks? I'm currently using mine.

Teeth, not sidewalks.  :eek:
Tolerable Terror for Toddlers Legionaire, Nixon Division™

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"SaraLee, I say unto you!  If ye have a cake and halve it, and then halve it yet again, you would have four quarters and yet still not have a dollar.  Eat of that cake, for it is cake which is NOT cake, which ye may have half a mind to have at a reasonable price, yet in indecision achieve satori with said stale Moon Pie.  That's what you get when YOU FUCK WITH US." - DOUR

Sir Squid Diddimus

#25
March 21, 2012, 11:22:43 AM
Meth teeth are full of holes and gross! I do have standards you know  :argh!:

EK WAFFLR

#26
March 21, 2012, 11:39:46 AM
I'm scared.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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LMNO

#27
March 21, 2012, 12:01:48 PM
I have the weirdest boner right now.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#28
March 21, 2012, 12:13:53 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 21, 2012, 12:01:48 PM
I have the weirdest boner right now.

Just you wait, fucker.
I have to order parts from across the pond.

Cainad (dec.)

#29
March 23, 2012, 04:21:41 AM
squiddy is the best person


reading her posts is like crying over my dead pet lizard, while eating the most delicious chocolate in the world at the same time
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