Well, I survived another Saint Patrick's Day

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Well i think im completely put off of fast food now. Something about imagining biting into a tumor.

[Cain]

Just keep in mind the catchphrase and everything will be OK:

Fast Food: it's tumorlicious!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I like that actually...

[Cain]

I am a perverted genius at this kind of thing.  I could advertise for the Holocaust and make it sound kinda kitsch yet amusing, and make hipsters want to be part of it, "ironically".

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Nazi hipsters.. Nipsters or hipzis?

[Doktor Howl]

Just keep in mind the catchphrase and everything will be OK:

Fast Food: it's tumorlicious!

I don't know what that means, but I know I'll like it!

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Traditional poor people food is about taking cheap cuts of meat and vegetables and making them taste good.

Contemporary poor people food is about taking what basically amounts to dogshit and chemicals, and making it vaguely resemble something from a 50's diner. It does not involve cooking, with the possible exception of pushing buttons on a microwave.

[Cain]

Well, in that sense, fast food is the pinnacle of skill in the peasant food tradition.  They've made gristle, grease, cows lips and pigs hooves look like this:



and not make you want to puke when eating them.  That takes real skill.

[Doktor Howl]

Well, in that sense, fast food is the pinnacle of skill in the peasant food tradition.  They've made gristle, grease, cows lips and pigs hooves look like this:



and not make you want to puke when eating them.  That takes real skill.

The miracle of fast food is that the food tastes the same way every time.

That would be a REAL miracle, if that constant taste wasn't something akin to ASS.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Great, now I want a burger.

THANKS GUYS.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

You know... I figure that since im a unionist im also going to celebrate that protestant equivalent in july. Once i figure out what date its on of course.

[Cain]

I have decided, fuck it, I am going to grill some burgers tomorrow.

Buns?  Check?  Angus Aberdeen burgers?  Available.  Lettuce?  Check.  Cheese?  Check.  Onions?  Hell yeah.  Beetroot?  I think we're good.  Bacon?  Can do.

I'm not one for tomato, but I think that covers all the other bases.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

You'll never see beets on an american burger. They're said to be good for the cardiovascular system.

[Cain]

Fortunately, Australia is a more enlightened land.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Beets? 

On a burger?

You people are sick.