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Ernie the Production Supervisor has convinced me that angels & demons exist.

Started by Doktor Howl, March 28, 2012, 06:52:31 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#90
March 29, 2012, 09:02:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 29, 2012, 08:19:00 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 29, 2012, 08:13:08 PM
Would a Faraday cage be improved with a bayonet?

Yep.

AND VICE-VERSA!

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Juana

#91
March 29, 2012, 11:36:24 PM
:lulz: This thread.
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Freeky

#92
March 29, 2012, 11:45:55 PM
It's completely amazing, isn't it?  :lulz:

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#93
April 02, 2012, 05:15:20 AM
Still funny! Although I have spent far too much time thinking about angels and radio waves. Can you imagine that episode of Supernatural or Ghost Hunters or whatever? And where do the angels live when they aren't trying to talk to Ernie? Because if they're in space with all those decades of radio waves bouncing around out there . . . it could be a mite messy.
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Bruno

#94
April 02, 2012, 08:27:47 AM
Couldn't the angels just wear tinfoil hats like everybody else?  :?
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Pæs

#95
April 02, 2012, 08:57:57 AM
This thread is beautiful.

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#96
April 02, 2012, 10:33:26 AM
Quote from: Emo Howard on April 02, 2012, 08:27:47 AM
Couldn't the angels just wear tinfoil hats like everybody else?  :?

Maybe they can't make the hats because they can't see their fingers to fold? Or maybe the radio-waves make a barrier between the angels and the supermarket.
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"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Bruno

#97
April 02, 2012, 10:45:53 AM
Of course! The motion detectors must emit some kind of demonic radiation that depolarizes their sanctity fields!
Formerly something else...

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#98
April 02, 2012, 11:17:40 AM
Quote from: Emo Howard on April 02, 2012, 10:45:53 AM
Of course! The motion detectors must emit some kind of demonic radiation that depolarizes their sanctity fields!

Every time the motion detector goes off, an angel gets eczema. :(
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"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Bruno

#99
April 02, 2012, 11:59:12 AM
Actually,  it gives them boners, and then they can't go in because people will see their enormous angel boners, which just wouldn't be proper.

Also, eczema, but just on their boners.
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Luna

#100
April 02, 2012, 02:27:15 PM
Angels have nothing to have boners with.  I have seen Dogma, it must be true.
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#101
April 02, 2012, 03:10:54 PM
That's because angels are nothing BUT boners.
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Doktor Howl

#102
April 02, 2012, 03:12:04 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 02, 2012, 03:10:54 PM
That's because angels are nothing BUT boners.

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#103
April 02, 2012, 08:51:14 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 02, 2012, 03:12:04 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 02, 2012, 03:10:54 PM
That's because angels are nothing BUT boners.

Somewhere, Joyce Drake is smiling.

Or fapping...

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#104
April 03, 2012, 01:07:37 AM
I love you all so bad right now
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