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holy birthday, spatman!

Started by EK WAFFLR, April 08, 2012, 10:33:55 PM

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EK WAFFLR

April 08, 2012, 10:33:55 PM
I'm thirty!
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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EK WAFFLR

#2
April 08, 2012, 11:43:38 PM
Olga marie♡♥♡♥♡♥♡  :fap:
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#3
April 08, 2012, 11:44:34 PM
Good job!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nephew Twiddleton

#4
April 09, 2012, 01:45:08 AM
Happy birthday dude!
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Oysters Rockefeller

#5
April 09, 2012, 02:24:37 AM
I, too, aspire to not die for thirty consecutive years.

SRSLY, though. Happy B-day!
Do something awesome to celebrate.
Well, my gynecologist committed suicide...
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I'm nothing if not kind of ridiculous and a little hard to take seriously.
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Moar liek Oysters Cockefeller, amirite?!

Richter

#6
April 09, 2012, 12:31:13 PM
Welcome to level 30!  You have gained the following traits and feats:

-Improved hormone finesse
-Greater objectivity
-"GET OFF MY LAWN"
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

AFK

#7
April 09, 2012, 01:15:03 PM
Thirty is when you finally get to leave the kiddie table of adulthood. 

Congratulations!  You know get first dibs on the dinner rolls. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Nephew Twiddleton

#8
April 09, 2012, 04:33:51 PM
At the age of thirty dating someone seven-ten years younger than you is only kinda creepy. Dating someone seven to ten years your elder is however perfectly acceptable without her being considered a cougar.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

EK WAFFLR

#9
April 09, 2012, 05:51:16 PM
Thanks, all!
Improbably enough, I'm not hung over at all today.

"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Oysters Rockefeller

#10
April 09, 2012, 05:59:19 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 09, 2012, 05:51:16 PM
Thanks, all!
Improbably enough, I'm not hung over at all today.

It's a birthday miracle!
Well, my gynecologist committed suicide...
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I'm nothing if not kind of ridiculous and a little hard to take seriously.
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Moar liek Oysters Cockefeller, amirite?!

Doktor Howl

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April 09, 2012, 05:59:53 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 08, 2012, 10:33:55 PM
I'm thirty!

OH, THE PLACES YOU WILL GO
Molon Lube

EK WAFFLR

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April 09, 2012, 06:42:41 PM
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Doktor Howl

#13
April 09, 2012, 06:50:43 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 09, 2012, 06:42:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 09, 2012, 05:59:53 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 08, 2012, 10:33:55 PM
I'm thirty!

OH, THE PLACES YOU WILL GO

You mean, like Tuscon?

Or the Nashville bus station.  The Waiting Place.
Molon Lube

Anna Mae Bollocks

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April 09, 2012, 07:10:37 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 09, 2012, 06:50:43 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 09, 2012, 06:42:41 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 09, 2012, 05:59:53 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 08, 2012, 10:33:55 PM
I'm thirty!

OH, THE PLACES YOU WILL GO

You mean, like Tuscon?

Or the Nashville bus station.  The Waiting Place.

*with some trepidation* What's up with the Nashville bus station, how is it more sinister than say, Houston's?

Also: Happy belated birthday, Waffle Iron. Redo party.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division
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