TELL ME WHEN THE WHISTLE BLOWS

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

In the way of what? */rhetorical*

DECI4 threads, Hollis Increase threads, and Ain't It Awful.   

In all seriousness, Doktoring belongs down there.  Apple Talk is more like television, these days.

Television IS horrorology. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye7xrN-qxQ8

[Doktor Howl]

In the way of what? */rhetorical*

DECI4 threads, Hollis Increase threads, and Ain't It Awful.   

In all seriousness, Doktoring belongs down there.  Apple Talk is more like television, these days.

Television IS horrorology. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye7xrN-qxQ8

My nannywall protects me.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Try it this way http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc322/fennario99/n.jpg

[Doktor Howl]

Try it this way http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc322/fennario99/n.jpg

Still safe.   

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

It's a horse humping a cop while another cop tries to pull him off.

[Doktor Howl]

It's a horse humping a cop while another cop tries to pull him off.

Pull who off?  That's not very clear.

And here, it COULD make all the difference.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

It's a horse humping a cop while another cop tries to pull him off.

Pull who off?  That's not very clear.

And here, it COULD make all the difference.

Now I have to bleach my brain.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It's another lovely Spring day here in Portland.

I spent most of yesterday taking pictures of spiders down at the Superfund site. Ignoring the condom wrappers and mud-soaked teddy bears.

[Doktor Howl]

It's another lovely Spring day here in Portland.

I spent most of yesterday taking pictures of spiders down at the Superfund site. Ignoring the condom wrappers and mud-soaked teddy bears.

You Portland people have EVERYTHING. 

All we get is dried coyote poop swirling around in the air.

[navkat]

It's another lovely Spring day here in Portland.

I spent most of yesterday taking pictures of spiders down at the Superfund site. Ignoring the condom wrappers and mud-soaked teddy bears.

There's something heartbreakingly sad in that...and I feel kind of violent about it. I can't shake the feeling that someone needs their ass kicked.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It's like a wonderland here

and occasionally you stop to ask yourself, why is everyone so cheerful and POLITE?

Today EOT told me why he does it. Why he's so over-the-top courteous. Why he stops to let pedestrians cross the street, and waves people on when it's not really their turn.

He does it because it enrages everyone around him.

And that, really, pretty much sums up Portland.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

It's like a wonderland here

and occasionally you stop to ask yourself, why is everyone so cheerful and POLITE?

Today EOT told me why he does it. Why he's so over-the-top courteous. Why he stops to let pedestrians cross the street, and waves people on when it's not really their turn.

He does it because it enrages everyone around him.

And that, really, pretty much sums up Portland.

Like when you're at the store and you're in a hurry, and you're standing in line and the person in front of you lets an old lady cut in front of them? An old lady who rummages in her purse for ten minutes and makes small talk with the cashier? And then writes a check and the cashier has to page a manager to approve it? And she only writes it for the dollar amount and she pays the balance IN PENNIES?

LETHAL. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It's like a wonderland here

and occasionally you stop to ask yourself, why is everyone so cheerful and POLITE?

Today EOT told me why he does it. Why he's so over-the-top courteous. Why he stops to let pedestrians cross the street, and waves people on when it's not really their turn.

He does it because it enrages everyone around him.

And that, really, pretty much sums up Portland.

Like when you're at the store and you're in a hurry, and you're standing in line and the person in front of you lets an old lady cut in front of them? An old lady who rummages in her purse for ten minutes and makes small talk with the cashier? And then writes a check and the cashier has to page a manager to approve it? And she only writes it for the dollar amount and she pays the balance IN PENNIES?

LETHAL. 

Yes.

It's not that these people are clueless. It's that these people are trolling you.

[Oysters Rockefeller]

It's like a wonderland here

and occasionally you stop to ask yourself, why is everyone so cheerful and POLITE?

Today EOT told me why he does it. Why he's so over-the-top courteous. Why he stops to let pedestrians cross the street, and waves people on when it's not really their turn.

He does it because it enrages everyone around him.

And that, really, pretty much sums up Portland.

Like when you're at the store and you're in a hurry, and you're standing in line and the person in front of you lets an old lady cut in front of them? An old lady who rummages in her purse for ten minutes and makes small talk with the cashier? And then writes a check and the cashier has to page a manager to approve it? And she only writes it for the dollar amount and she pays the balance IN PENNIES?

LETHAL. 

Yes.

It's not that these people are clueless. It's that these people are trolling you.

Life just started making 100% more sense.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It's like a wonderland here

and occasionally you stop to ask yourself, why is everyone so cheerful and POLITE?

Today EOT told me why he does it. Why he's so over-the-top courteous. Why he stops to let pedestrians cross the street, and waves people on when it's not really their turn.

He does it because it enrages everyone around him.

And that, really, pretty much sums up Portland.

Like when you're at the store and you're in a hurry, and you're standing in line and the person in front of you lets an old lady cut in front of them? An old lady who rummages in her purse for ten minutes and makes small talk with the cashier? And then writes a check and the cashier has to page a manager to approve it? And she only writes it for the dollar amount and she pays the balance IN PENNIES?

LETHAL. 

Yes.

It's not that these people are clueless. It's that these people are trolling you.

Life just started making 100% more sense.

I know, right?