Good morning.

[Cain]

His nursing home records indicated that he had a vigorous appetite, despite not having a bowl movement for more than a month.

So, apparently, that's not a cause for concern in nursing homes either.  I'd seriously commit suicide before entering one of those things.

I like to think of those as veal pens for hate.

If I get shoved in one, I will shit the bed twice a day until the orderlies push my wheelchair down the fire stairs.

I had a friend who worked for one in my old town, before he turned whistleblower for the QCC anyway.  It certainly had that effect on him.  In his words "at least Nazis had reasons to want to torture people.  Not good reasons, but they existed."

And from the sound of it, they wouldn't throw you down the stairs there until they had your PIN number, at the very least.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I worked with a lady whose dad got thrown out of one because he talked some old lady into giving him a blowjob.
That's your ticket out. 

[Cuddlefish]

GOOD FUCKING MORNING to all you creepy-faced weiners.  Gorge your stupid guts with McDonalds until you bloat yourself into some kind of hideous freak you stupid assed dumb jerk bastards. Don't forget to put political bumper stickers on your cars to show how Goddamn WITTY you are, you freak ugly puke butted damn crap bag bastard ass sons and daughters of bitches.  Be sure to remember how superior you are because you chose to be born in America, you skunk barf reeking stink rag vomitty-looking bags of bowel intestines with your ugly lumpy dumb looking stupid dopey faces on the fronts of your stupid dumb damn dumb crap headed stupid stinky dumb ass butt faced ugly boiled onion looking eyed heads while you are shoveling lousy ass crappy fast food into your broken stump toothed rot and turd smelling slobber lipped whiskery sewer pipe looking and smelling rotten stinky like a pig's butt if a pig butt had its own even stinkier butt on it that crapped even smellier worse turds out of it than even Ted Nugent can manage.

That is all.  You may now return to your daily America™.

Fuckers.

Yeah. This, more or less, sums it up...