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Started by Nephew Twiddleton, April 19, 2012, 12:30:27 AM

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Don Coyote

#30
April 20, 2012, 05:23:02 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 20, 2012, 05:21:25 AM
Quote from: Oysters Rockefeller on April 20, 2012, 05:05:50 AM
Quote from: Deepthroat Chopra on April 20, 2012, 01:44:38 AM

:lulz:

Awesome.

All I could think of was "DiscordiCorp...A WalMart subsidiary." But I cant decide if it was more helpful or upsetting.

If Walmart's to be involved at all (which I'd prefer not), it would be that it is a subsidiary of Discordicorp.

It is OBVIOUSLY the subsidiary parent corporation of DiscordiCorp.

The 139th has been investigating them for about 50 years.

Nephew Twiddleton

#31
April 20, 2012, 05:23:52 AM
 :lulz:
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Deepthroat Chopra

#33
April 20, 2012, 05:54:08 AM
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April 20, 2012, 03:06:14 PM Last Edit: April 20, 2012, 03:35:56 PM by Uncle Wallified

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Oysters Rockefeller

#35
April 20, 2012, 05:05:16 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on April 20, 2012, 05:21:25 AM
Quote from: Oysters Rockefeller on April 20, 2012, 05:05:50 AM
Quote from: Deepthroat Chopra on April 20, 2012, 01:44:38 AM

:lulz:

Awesome.

All I could think of was "DiscordiCorp...A WalMart subsidiary." But I cant decide if it was more helpful or upsetting.

If Walmart's to be involved at all (which I'd prefer not), it would be that it is a subsidiary of Discordicorp.

Hahaha...yeah that sounds better.
Still kind of leaves a bad taste in my mouth, though...so I think you're right.
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Telarus

#36
April 20, 2012, 07:45:33 PM
These are all really good.  :lulz:


The text is more readable with the black stroke (inversed if backgrounds are dark). If you guys clean up the first few (use ROFLbot, like Chopra, if your WOMP engines don't have stroke-ability  :wink:) we can start spreading them around.

This one is killer:


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Don Coyote

#37
April 20, 2012, 10:51:55 PM
I think that maybe what might be good would be really pro ads FOR Discordicorp, and some WOMPed up ads AGAINST. Make it seem that there is this GREAT NEW corp, AND there are CONCERNED CITIZENS opposed to the glorious capitalism of DiscordiCorp.

Nephew Twiddleton

#38
April 20, 2012, 11:00:32 PM
I like that a lot. People like a good fight.
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Oysters Rockefeller

#39
April 21, 2012, 06:15:59 AM
Quote from: Guru Coyote on April 20, 2012, 10:51:55 PM
I think that maybe what might be good would be really pro ads FOR Discordicorp, and some WOMPed up ads AGAINST. Make it seem that there is this GREAT NEW corp, AND there are CONCERNED CITIZENS opposed to the glorious capitalism of DiscordiCorp.

Brilliant, good sir.
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Moar liek Oysters Cockefeller, amirite?!

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#40
April 21, 2012, 10:32:44 PM
Quote from: Guru Coyote on April 20, 2012, 10:51:55 PM
I think that maybe what might be good would be really pro ads FOR Discordicorp, and some WOMPed up ads AGAINST. Make it seem that there is this GREAT NEW corp, AND there are CONCERNED CITIZENS opposed to the glorious capitalism of DiscordiCorp.

YESSSSS!!!
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Don Coyote

#41
April 22, 2012, 12:52:26 AM
I suspect it's because of my global media class.

Nephew Twiddleton

#42
April 22, 2012, 02:11:46 AM
I'm getting distracted from everything. Pickles is upstairs with his girlfriend and Mike is shooting the shit with me. Probably going to waste another half hour and get to everything.
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#43
April 22, 2012, 02:20:06 AM
This shit is fantastic.
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April 26, 2012, 01:10:39 AM


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