BEST IDEA EVER

[EK WAFFLR]

E-BOOKS WITH REAL PAGES AND EXUDE MUSTY MILDEWY OLD BOOK OR CRISP, CLEAN, NEW PRINT INK AND PAGE SMELL SMELL AND THE BINDING FALLS APART THE FIRST TIME YOU USE IT AND THE PAGES CRUMBLE AND YOU FIND SQUISHED SILVERFISH FROM THE 1930'S IN IT AND THOSE WORMS THAT CHEW LITTLE TUNNELS AND PASSAGES HIGHLIGHTED AND UNDERLINED AND MORONIC NOTES IN THE MARGINS

improved.

More better.

Can't fix it. 

I just did.

LIES!

TROOF! 

Compromise?

Works for me. Hey, maybe the book could have 23 different surprise odors...COLLECT THEM ALL!

STOP IMPROVING MY IDEAS!


ALSO
FART SCENTED MUSTACHE WAX!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

  all of it.

[cris]

INFINITE PORN KEYCHAIN
DOWNLOADS 100MB OF PORN EVERY SECOND AND FILTERS OUT ALL THE UGLY BITCHES.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

A PURSE THAT IT TAKES BOTH HANDS TO OPEN

SO NOTHING ACCIDENTALLY FALLS OUT

AND TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE GOATSE

PS LINING = RED

[Bruno]

Brain pills to help those who are questioning their faith.

And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire:

If thine brain offend thee, take NEW! BELIEVITOL! and stop suffering from all that pesky doubting and free will that could land you in eternal hellfire. IT'S JUST NOT WORTH IT! TRY NEW! BELIEVITOL! TODAY!!!

That's right. Sin is a disease, and I believe we can cure it with Dr00gZ!

[Salty]

A coffee-enema stand called Jitterbutts.

Or Pick-me-butt-up
Or Booty-Shots
Or Booty-Shooty

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

A coffee-enema stand called Jitterbutts.

Or Pick-me-butt-up
Or Booty-Shots
Or Booty-Shooty

A buttplug that holds your cell phone called Booty Call.

[Salty]

A coffee-enema stand called Jitterbutts.

Or Pick-me-butt-up
Or Booty-Shots
Or Booty-Shooty

A buttplug that TRANSMITS and RECEIVES cell phone calls throughout your Booty Call.

Fixed.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

A coffee-enema stand called Jitterbutts.

Or Pick-me-butt-up
Or Booty-Shots
Or Booty-Shooty

A buttplug that TRANSMITS and RECEIVES cell phone calls throughout your Booty Call.

Fixed.

Yes. 

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

A coffee-enema stand called Jitterbutts.

Or Pick-me-butt-up
Or Booty-Shots
Or Booty-Shooty

A buttplug that TRANSMITS and RECEIVES cell phone calls throughout your Booty Call.

Fixed.

Yes. 

BUT CAN IT BE SET TO 'VIBRATE'?

[Richter]

A bluetooth microphone for your phone that's designed to be worn in the butt.

WE call it "You heard me"

[Salty]

A coffee-enema stand called Jitterbutts.

Or Pick-me-butt-up
Or Booty-Shots
Or Booty-Shooty

A buttplug that TRANSMITS and RECEIVES cell phone calls throughout your Booty Call.

Fixed.

Yes. 

BUT CAN IT BE SET TO 'VIBRATE'?

Yes. IT WILL ALSO TWEET AND FAX THE QUANTITY, FREQUENCY, AND DURATION OF YOUR ORGASMS.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

A coffee-enema stand called Jitterbutts.

Or Pick-me-butt-up
Or Booty-Shots
Or Booty-Shooty

A buttplug that TRANSMITS and RECEIVES cell phone calls throughout your Booty Call.

Fixed.

Yes. 

BUT CAN IT BE SET TO 'VIBRATE'?

Yes. IT WILL ALSO TWEET AND FAX THE QUANTITY, FREQUENCY, AND DURATION OF YOUR ORGASMS.

NEEDS A FACEBOOK APP

[Lenin McCarthy]

A coffee-enema stand called Jitterbutts.

Or Pick-me-butt-up
Or Booty-Shots
Or Booty-Shooty

A buttplug that TRANSMITS and RECEIVES cell phone calls throughout your Booty Call.

Fixed.

Yes. 

BUT CAN IT BE SET TO 'VIBRATE'?

Yes. IT WILL ALSO TWEET AND FAX THE QUANTITY, FREQUENCY, AND DURATION OF YOUR ORGASMS.

NEEDS A FACEBOOK APP

IT WILL ALSO RECORD THE SOUNDS AND HAVE THEM MASTERED AND RELEASED ON VINYL, SOON AVAILABLE FOR SALE IN YOUR LOCAL INDEPENDENT MUSIC SHOP.

[AFK]

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