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Started by EK WAFFLR, April 28, 2012, 01:54:12 AM

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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 28, 2012, 12:35:44 PM
Thanks everyone.
You warm my heart. :)


I am really just pissed off at myself for letting this get to me so hard.

You want the HolinessTM or not?  If it gets cold, it gets all crusty. 
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 29, 2012, 05:58:02 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 28, 2012, 12:35:44 PM
Thanks everyone.
You warm my heart. :)


I am really just pissed off at myself for letting this get to me so hard.

You want the HolinessTM or not?  If it gets cold, it gets all crusty.

Just fucking get it all over him, and then ask him if he wants a towel.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Nigel on April 29, 2012, 07:48:32 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 29, 2012, 05:58:02 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 28, 2012, 12:35:44 PM
Thanks everyone.
You warm my heart. :)


I am really just pissed off at myself for letting this get to me so hard.

You want the HolinessTM or not?  If it gets cold, it gets all crusty.

Just fucking get it all over him, and then ask him if he wants a towel.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: This.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

navkat

We're all fucked! Join the party! There's tea and vindaloo and...we can't decide if that's caek or pie. And now WAFFLES!.

*Hugz*

EK WAFFLR

Quote from: Nigel on April 29, 2012, 07:48:32 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 29, 2012, 05:58:02 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 28, 2012, 12:35:44 PM
Thanks everyone.
You warm my heart. :)


I am really just pissed off at myself for letting this get to me so hard.

You want the HolinessTM or not?  If it gets cold, it gets all crusty.

Just fucking get it all over him, and then ask him if he wants a towel.

This is a good plan!
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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EK WAFFLR

Also, I will reply to everyone of you as soon as I manage to get my thoughts in order. :)

"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Luna

Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 29, 2012, 02:54:08 PM
Also, I will reply to everyone of you as soon as I manage to get my thoughts in order. :)

Why wait?  It's more honest when it's all jumbled...  And writing it out scrambled can help get it straight in your own skull.

(Even if you don't post it, write it out and LOOK at what you're thinking.  Don't think, just spit it out and see what's going on in there.)

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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

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Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 29, 2012, 02:44:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 29, 2012, 07:48:32 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 29, 2012, 05:58:02 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 28, 2012, 12:35:44 PM
Thanks everyone.
You warm my heart. :)


I am really just pissed off at myself for letting this get to me so hard.

You want the HolinessTM or not?  If it gets cold, it gets all crusty.

Just fucking get it all over him, and then ask him if he wants a towel.

This is a good plan!

Okay, your Holy QuestTM:  You will spend your free time this week OUTSIDE OF THE HOUSE.  You will in fact meet at least one new person each day, and find out one interesting thing about each person.  You will record the results here.
Molon Lube

EK WAFFLR

Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 29, 2012, 08:42:16 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 29, 2012, 02:44:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 29, 2012, 07:48:32 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 29, 2012, 05:58:02 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 28, 2012, 12:35:44 PM
Thanks everyone.
You warm my heart. :)


I am really just pissed off at myself for letting this get to me so hard.

You want the HolinessTM or not?  If it gets cold, it gets all crusty.

Just fucking get it all over him, and then ask him if he wants a towel.

This is a good plan!

Okay, your Holy QuestTM:  You will spend your free time this week OUTSIDE OF THE HOUSE.  You will in fact meet at least one new person each day, and find out one interesting thing about each person.  You will record the results here.

Now that is Holiness™ I can enjoy!

Thanks, Dok. But since I have nothing but free time, I'll spend Monday and Tuesday outside. :)
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 29, 2012, 09:07:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 29, 2012, 08:42:16 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 29, 2012, 02:44:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 29, 2012, 07:48:32 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 29, 2012, 05:58:02 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 28, 2012, 12:35:44 PM
Thanks everyone.
You warm my heart. :)


I am really just pissed off at myself for letting this get to me so hard.

You want the HolinessTM or not?  If it gets cold, it gets all crusty.

Just fucking get it all over him, and then ask him if he wants a towel.

This is a good plan!

Okay, your Holy QuestTM:  You will spend your free time this week OUTSIDE OF THE HOUSE.  You will in fact meet at least one new person each day, and find out one interesting thing about each person.  You will record the results here.

Now that is Holiness™ I can enjoy!

Thanks, Dok. But since I have nothing but free time, I'll spend Monday and Tuesday outside. :)

A week, sir.  Trust the Doktor.
Molon Lube

EK WAFFLR

Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 29, 2012, 09:08:29 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 29, 2012, 09:07:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 29, 2012, 08:42:16 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 29, 2012, 02:44:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 29, 2012, 07:48:32 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 29, 2012, 05:58:02 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 28, 2012, 12:35:44 PM
Thanks everyone.
You warm my heart. :)


I am really just pissed off at myself for letting this get to me so hard.

You want the HolinessTM or not?  If it gets cold, it gets all crusty.

Just fucking get it all over him, and then ask him if he wants a towel.

This is a good plan!

Okay, your Holy QuestTM:  You will spend your free time this week OUTSIDE OF THE HOUSE.  You will in fact meet at least one new person each day, and find out one interesting thing about each person.  You will record the results here.

Now that is Holiness™ I can enjoy!

Thanks, Dok. But since I have nothing but free time, I'll spend Monday and Tuesday outside. :)

A week, sir.  Trust the Doktor.

I'm fucking blind. Ok! The entire week. I trust the Doktor.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 29, 2012, 09:10:28 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 29, 2012, 09:08:29 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 29, 2012, 09:07:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 29, 2012, 08:42:16 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 29, 2012, 02:44:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 29, 2012, 07:48:32 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 29, 2012, 05:58:02 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 28, 2012, 12:35:44 PM
Thanks everyone.
You warm my heart. :)


I am really just pissed off at myself for letting this get to me so hard.

You want the HolinessTM or not?  If it gets cold, it gets all crusty.

Just fucking get it all over him, and then ask him if he wants a towel.

This is a good plan!

Okay, your Holy QuestTM:  You will spend your free time this week OUTSIDE OF THE HOUSE.  You will in fact meet at least one new person each day, and find out one interesting thing about each person.  You will record the results here.

Now that is Holiness™ I can enjoy!

Thanks, Dok. But since I have nothing but free time, I'll spend Monday and Tuesday outside. :)

A week, sir.  Trust the Doktor.

I'm fucking blind. Ok! The entire week. I trust the Doktor.

It will change everything. Possibly even your life.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


EK WAFFLR

Quote from: Nigel on April 29, 2012, 09:55:15 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 29, 2012, 09:10:28 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 29, 2012, 09:08:29 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 29, 2012, 09:07:05 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 29, 2012, 08:42:16 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 29, 2012, 02:44:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on April 29, 2012, 07:48:32 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 29, 2012, 05:58:02 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 28, 2012, 12:35:44 PM
Thanks everyone.
You warm my heart. :)


I am really just pissed off at myself for letting this get to me so hard.

You want the HolinessTM or not?  If it gets cold, it gets all crusty.

Just fucking get it all over him, and then ask him if he wants a towel.

This is a good plan!

Okay, your Holy QuestTM:  You will spend your free time this week OUTSIDE OF THE HOUSE.  You will in fact meet at least one new person each day, and find out one interesting thing about each person.  You will record the results here.

Now that is Holiness™ I can enjoy!

Thanks, Dok. But since I have nothing but free time, I'll spend Monday and Tuesday outside. :)

A week, sir.  Trust the Doktor.

I'm fucking blind. Ok! The entire week. I trust the Doktor.

It will change everything. Possibly even your life.

I have no doubts. You guys are some of the kindest, smartest, and cleverest people I have ever had the honor of virtually meeting.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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EK WAFFLR

Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 29, 2012, 08:42:16 PM
Okay, your Holy QuestTM:  You will spend your free time this week OUTSIDE OF THE HOUSE.  You will in fact meet at least one new person each day, and find out one interesting thing about each person.  You will record the results here.

Day 1. Monday.

I met my sister today. I haven't seen her since February 2011.
She brought her new "pal", whose penis she currently enjoys. We (me and him) talked for quite  a while, and it turns out that he is Swedish (East Belgium, for you amerispags).
I also noticed, with this guy, compared to my Sister's former boyfriends (she pointed out repeatedly that he was NOT her boyfriend, though), that she goes out of her way to pick fellers that does not in any way remind her of our father or.. well.. me. Also, he's Bisexual.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Waffle Iron on April 30, 2012, 09:07:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 29, 2012, 08:42:16 PM
Okay, your Holy QuestTM:  You will spend your free time this week OUTSIDE OF THE HOUSE.  You will in fact meet at least one new person each day, and find out one interesting thing about each person.  You will record the results here.

Day 1. Monday.

I met my sister today. I haven't seen her since February 2011.
She brought her new "pal", whose penis she currently enjoys. We (me and him) talked for quite  a while, and it turns out that he is Swedish (East Belgium, for you amerispags).
I also noticed, with this guy, compared to my Sister's former boyfriends (she pointed out repeatedly that he was NOT her boyfriend, though), that she goes out of her way to pick fellers that does not in any way remind her of our father or.. well.. me. Also, he's Bisexual.

What's the best thing about the guy that you saw?

What's the worst?
Molon Lube