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Happy loyalty day, Amerispags!

Started by Cain, May 01, 2012, 11:04:31 PM

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Cain

May 01, 2012, 11:04:31 PM
Not even satire, I'm afraid

http://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/2012/05/01/presidential-proclamation-loyalty-day-2012

QuoteIn order to recognize the American spirit of loyalty and the sacrifices that so many have made for our Nation, the Congress, by Public Law 85-529 as amended, has designated May 1 of each year as "Loyalty Day." On this day, let us reaffirm our allegiance to the United States of America, our Constitution, and our founding values.

NOW, THEREFORE, I, BARACK OBAMA, President of the United States of America, do hereby proclaim May 1, 2012, as Loyalty Day. This Loyalty Day, I call upon all the people of the United States to join in support of this national observance, whether by displaying the flag of the United States or pledging allegiance to the Republic for which it stands.

Being loyal to America probably precludes taking part in "international poor people break shit and go on strike day", I'm thinking.

Don Coyote

#1
May 01, 2012, 11:21:38 PM
 :horrormirth:
Are those in power deliberatly doing shit like this?

Lenin McCarthy

#2
May 01, 2012, 11:23:45 PM
 :horrormirth:

Blehuargh, icky patriotism.

Don Coyote

#3
May 01, 2012, 11:25:12 PM
Fuck it I am going to people a happy Loyalty Day today.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
May 01, 2012, 11:25:15 PM
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! :crankey:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Don Coyote

#5
May 01, 2012, 11:28:53 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 01, 2012, 11:25:15 PM
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! :crankey:

HAPPY LOYALTY DAY NIGEL!!!!!

AREN'T YOU JUST SO HAPPY TO BE AN AMERICAN TODAY??????

LET'S ALL SING PRAISES TO THE STATE AND COUNT OUR BLESSINGS FOR CHOOSING TO PART OF THIS GREAT NATION!!!!!!!!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#6
May 01, 2012, 11:30:33 PM
Quote from: I am a Guru named Coyote on May 01, 2012, 11:28:53 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 01, 2012, 11:25:15 PM
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! :crankey:

HAPPY LOYALTY DAY NIGEL!!!!!

AREN'T YOU JUST SO HAPPY TO BE AN AMERICAN TODAY??????

LET'S ALL SING PRAISES TO THE STATE AND COUNT OUR BLESSINGS FOR CHOOSING TO PART OF THIS GREAT NATION!!!!!!!!



GAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! :vom:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Juana

#7
May 02, 2012, 12:02:53 AM
 :rogpipe:
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Triple Zero

#8
May 02, 2012, 12:09:50 AM
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Freeky

#9
May 02, 2012, 12:17:34 AM
HAPPY GEORGE ORWELL DAY!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#10
May 02, 2012, 12:47:39 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Q. G. Pennyworth

#11
May 02, 2012, 01:39:06 AM
 :horrormirth:

NOT WHAT MY EYEBALLS WANTED

Freeky

#12
May 02, 2012, 01:40:37 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 02, 2012, 01:39:06 AM
:horrormirth:

NOT WHAT MY EYEBALLS WANTED

THAT MAKES YOU UNAMERICAN AND DISLOYAL.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#13
May 02, 2012, 01:42:37 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on May 02, 2012, 01:40:37 AM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on May 02, 2012, 01:39:06 AM
:horrormirth:

NOT WHAT MY EYEBALLS WANTED

THAT MAKES YOU UNAMERICAN AND DISLOYAL.

That's cool, I was already on that list.

NewSpag

#14
May 02, 2012, 03:41:51 AM
Hey guys, I just stumbled across this wikipedia page.

How dare those shifty international workers try to hijack my Loyalty Day  :argh!:
QuoteOne day I realized life was pointless.  I've been celebrating ever since.
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There's beauty in everything so lets destroy it all together.
Sometimes Always is Never.  For everything else there's Mastercard.
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