ATTN: PEEDEE

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I was voting yesterday in a bar with EOT and there was this huge TV there, and the TV was displaying a program which graphically featured, and then explained, various strange ways to die.

I am pretty sure that I no longer give a shit about the survival of civilization. This is what our society hath wrought.

I've heard of that show.  If that's not conditioning, then I've never seen or heard of conditioning.

IF YOU DON'T BEHAVE YOURSELF YOU WILL HAVE A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

DO NOT DEVIATE FROM THE SOCIAL NORMS. DEATH AWAITS AROUND EVERY UNPRESCRIBED CORNER.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO PEOPLE WHO AREN'T NORMAL. THEY BROUGHT IT ON THEMSELVES.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

LOOK AT THAT GUY HUH HUH HUH HE TRIED TO FUCK A RACCOON AND IT BIT HIS DICK OFF HE DESERVED TO DIE FOR BEING A FREAK.

[EK WAFFLR]

CHILDREN, DON'T LOOK AT THE WEIRD PEOPLE IN THE STREET! YOU CAN WATCH THEM ON THE TELLY LATER.

[Doktor Howl]

Do they still have "funniest home videos" on?  You know, the show where people engineer accidents for their toddlers so they can win the GRAND PRIZE?

[Triple Zero]

I was hired during mental health week. I think it was a token thing.

I think yuu must have misread your employment sheet, it says

    Mental health: weak

right here ...

[Phox]

To Whom It May Horrify:

We have seen the projections for the coming quarter and we are not impressed. If we don't get these numbers up significantly  by the end of May, we will have to ask you to return to your key to the bathroom, and revert to using the technique referred to in the employee manual as "Emergency Sock Use #67".

We will also be turning you over to LMNO and his special committee for advanced motivation training. That is all.

[Doktor Howl]

We will also be turning you over to LMNO and his special committee for advanced motivation training. That is all.

I may never post again.

[Doktor Howl]

Incidentally, I suppose it's safe now to admit that *I* am in fact the cancer that is killing PD.

Just thought I'd mention that, since you can confess to ANYTHING when there's nobody else in the room.

[Cain]

But the real question is, what kind of cancer?

My money is on colon cancer.

[Doktor Howl]

But the real question is, what kind of cancer?

My money is on colon cancer.

Close.  I'm the prostate kinda guy...Although there's no telling where I've metastasized off to by now.

[I_Kicked_Kennedy]

Is it possible to get scrotal cancer? Not testicular cancer, just the scrote...?

[Danny Muffin]

That would fall under skin cancer. And from my admittedly limited observations, Dok seems to one those deep-seated, nasty cancers that only start showing their symptoms once it's too late.

[Doktor Howl]

That would fall under skin cancer. And from my admittedly limited observations, Dok seems to one those deep-seated, nasty cancers that only start showing their symptoms once it's too late.

I am stage 4.