I feel violated.

[Elder Iptuous]

that's still ridiculously emote worthy.
it's half that down here.
and for all you can eat.

Well, yeah, but you have to be in Texas.

true. 
wife and i are planning on moving out of TX soon, but then we'll surely miss living without the restaurant density of the metroplex.

Are you moving to a land without restaurants?

Christ, the restaurants I went to in Texas were awful. It seems like almost anywhere other than Nebraska would be an improvement.

really?  like they tasted bad, or your gall bladder had just not adjusted to 'accomodate' the texmex yet?
where did you go?

[East Coast Hustle]

that's still ridiculously emote worthy.
it's half that down here.
and for all you can eat.

Well, yeah, but you have to be in Texas.

true. 
wife and i are planning on moving out of TX soon, but then we'll surely miss living without the restaurant density of the metroplex.

Are you moving to a land without restaurants?

Christ, the restaurants I went to in Texas were awful. It seems like almost anywhere other than Nebraska would be an improvement.

Actually, Omaha has a badass restaurant scene. I'd rate it quite a bit higher than DFW's.

[Triple Zero]

I still think America^TM DESERVES a Scottish restaurant chain.

This gives me hope. 

Would that mean ... you get ... IRN BRU WITH INFINITE REFILLS???

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

that's still ridiculously emote worthy.
it's half that down here.
and for all you can eat.

Well, yeah, but you have to be in Texas.

true. 
wife and i are planning on moving out of TX soon, but then we'll surely miss living without the restaurant density of the metroplex.

Are you moving to a land without restaurants?

Christ, the restaurants I went to in Texas were awful. It seems like almost anywhere other than Nebraska would be an improvement.

really?  like they tasted bad, or your gall bladder had just not adjusted to 'accomodate' the texmex yet?
where did you go?

IMHO it's pretty hit or miss here. You can find decent places through trial and error, but we still have crap like Denny's and mom & pop places where the waitstaff has funny sores and stuff in their hair that might be moving. It's not like they're paid enough to take care of these things.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I still think America^TM DESERVES a Scottish restaurant chain.

This gives me hope. 

Would that mean ... you get ... IRN BRU WITH INFINITE REFILLS???

You'd need SOMETHING to make the haggis go down, yes.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

that's still ridiculously emote worthy.
it's half that down here.
and for all you can eat.

Well, yeah, but you have to be in Texas.

true. 
wife and i are planning on moving out of TX soon, but then we'll surely miss living without the restaurant density of the metroplex.

Are you moving to a land without restaurants?

Christ, the restaurants I went to in Texas were awful. It seems like almost anywhere other than Nebraska would be an improvement.

really?  like they tasted bad, or your gall bladder had just not adjusted to 'accomodate' the texmex yet?
where did you go?

I don't remember, it was some years ago. I was there for a week and everything was fried. That's all I remember, other than that everyone was very fat and wore a lot of makeup.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

that's still ridiculously emote worthy.
it's half that down here.
and for all you can eat.

Well, yeah, but you have to be in Texas.

true. 
wife and i are planning on moving out of TX soon, but then we'll surely miss living without the restaurant density of the metroplex.

Are you moving to a land without restaurants?

Christ, the restaurants I went to in Texas were awful. It seems like almost anywhere other than Nebraska would be an improvement.

Actually, Omaha has a badass restaurant scene. I'd rate it quite a bit higher than DFW's.

oddly unsurprising.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

that's still ridiculously emote worthy.
it's half that down here.
and for all you can eat.

Well, yeah, but you have to be in Texas.

true. 
wife and i are planning on moving out of TX soon, but then we'll surely miss living without the restaurant density of the metroplex.

Are you moving to a land without restaurants?

Christ, the restaurants I went to in Texas were awful. It seems like almost anywhere other than Nebraska would be an improvement.

really?  like they tasted bad, or your gall bladder had just not adjusted to 'accomodate' the texmex yet?
where did you go?

I don't remember, it was some years ago. I was there for a week and everything was fried. That's all I remember, other than that everyone was very fat and wore a lot of makeup.

Yeah, the three schools of cooking here seem to be TexMex, BBQ and I DON'T CARE WHAT IT IS, CHICKENFRY IT.

[Elder Iptuous]

yeah. we'll certainly fry up anything we can.  (we're one of those states that tries to figure out what bizarre things are capable of being fried every year)  Hence the Fat.
but here in DFW you can get just about any ethnic food (decently) you want if you look for it.
granted, i'm not a tremendous connoisseur, so my stamp of 'decent' may not be up to some standards.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

NOT THE POINT, PEOPLE.

I PAID MONEY.  WHERE IS FOOD.

[Elder Iptuous]

ah, see. we do excel in quantity here.
you get mongolian here, and you can have a whole yurt full if you have the colon for it.

[Cain]

IN SOVIET USA, IN RESTAURANT YOU PAY TO MAKE FOOD.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

YOU TIP GOOD, YOU WASH DISHES

[Richter]

We have some decent bison, bear, and orangutang joints up here.  Will ear mark them for your next visit.

Incidentally though, the Prov also has a mongolian joint. My buddy J was visiting and booked us a table, the only entry against the swelling tide of crazed college kids.  Funny that college comes up, since that was the approximate quality of the food.  Price was fifteen, with the prospect of all you can eat.  After your third foray to the grill toting a double armload of their urine sample sized bowls I KNEW they were bullshittting, or advertising wrong.  If i wanted judgement of my conduct, I would have gone to the fucking hipster bongo palace. 

Another travesty, I had to check my saber and bow at the door.  When asked how kwas supposed to deal with the insensible pathics who couldn't decide what they wanted, I was given no satisfactory answer.  Would I have accept restricting myself to traditional Mongolian head ball, or wrastling?  IT was never made clear.  They professed ignorance of both sports.

Then there was the green stuff.  Horse food.  Leafy bits.  There was meat, sure, but the suggestion i consume GRASS shattered any lingering hint of authenticity.  Horses eat grass, men eat meat.  I folded up my yurt, catapulted a plague corpse through their windows, and rode west, an impudent gaijin cook being pulled after my horse by his big toes. 

(Edit: spelling)

[Freeky]

  Fucking Richter.