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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, June 05, 2012, 02:21:32 PM

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Triple Zero

I assumed they intended to type "sketchy" ?
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Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Triple Zero on June 07, 2012, 07:11:29 PM
I assumed they intended to type "sketchy" ?

It does sound pretty sketchy. Needs yurts.

And Richter.
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Bruno

First time I went into a Mongolian grill I didn't understand that I was supposed to let them cook it for me, so I just filled my plate up with raw beef and a few vegetables, sat down, and started eating.

The waitress came over and confiscated my plate, explaining that they needed to cook it first. Even to this day, I never tip the guy behind the grill. I already paid full price for food, I'm not paying you again to cook it for me especially since you won't even let me eat it raw.
Formerly something else...

Richter

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on June 07, 2012, 01:06:25 PM
I am now picturing Richter as a Dothraki.

Send up the WOMP signal!  Richter as Khal Drago!

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Emo Howard on June 07, 2012, 08:20:02 PM
First time I went into a Mongolian grill I didn't understand that I was supposed to let them cook it for me, so I just filled my plate up with raw beef and a few vegetables, sat down, and started eating.

The waitress came over and confiscated my plate, explaining that they needed to cook it first. Even to this day, I never tip the guy behind the grill. I already paid full price for food, I'm not paying you again to cook it for me especially since you won't even let me eat it raw.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Luna

So...  Last night being my birthday, a few of us went out looking for a simple bite to eat.  Richter, Hockey Jake, HJGF, and me.  As expected when such things happen, it all ended in tears.

The order was simple, really.  A couple plates of chicken fingers (which were just fine) and a couple baskets of loaded french fries.  For you spags from less civilized parts of the world, this is a pile of fries loaded with cheese, bacon, and, depending on where you order them, possibly other stuff.  In this case, sour cream and scallions.  Yummy.  It was our first time trying this place, and we quickly found to our dismay that there was a basketball game on... and a number of idiots clad in team shirts occupying half the joint.  They were loud.  They were drunk.  The were obnoxious.  Still, we'd been told that the fries were not to be missed, so, we persevered.

Except...  The kitchen failed to put the bacon on the fries.

Did I mention Richter was there?

You may read about it in the papers.  The television crews were turned away by the police line three blocks away.  As one might imagine, his wrath was legendary.  He arose from the table, sauntered out to the car... and returned with implements of destruction.

Hockey Jake, being a goalie, was granted the use of a polearm, in order to guard the door, and knock potential escapees back into play.  HJGF and I, being the delicate flowers we are, were seated on the bar, for a vantage point from which to witness the carnage, as well as a nearly unlimited supply of beer bottles with which to brain those too focused on the men to pay proper attention to their surroundings.

Richter started, as was proper, with the basketball morons.  As the yelling and screaming was taken by the rest of the place by a bad play, the first few moments were uninterrupted.  Then, the waitress screamed, and it all got a little hazy, after that.

They say they got the fire out, this morning, mostly, except for the kitchen.  The firefighters can't figure why, but they can't get it out, and have cordoned off the surrounding three blocks, unsure if it's going to attempt to eat the entire city again.  The cook was never found.  There are witness reports of a glowing red portal opening on the floor and swallowing him whole, but that's just too much beer and excitement happening, of course.

Best birthday ever.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Triple Zero

:lulz:

At first I was like wow those fries sound amazing, like poutine but less deadly. And then ... :eek::1fap:


BTW chicken fingers, are they made from actual battered strips of chicken breast (good), or are they made out of chick-separator-pulp? How do you call that machine in English? You know when the females go in the battery cage, the young male chicks go into this device that's like a mouse trap with blades and then SLAP! BANG! and you get three neat piles of bones, feathers and separated chicken half-product. Which is not as tasty.
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Luna

The fries are amazing, especially when done correctly.  (And the above post was written before rolling out of bed, before I was even really awake.  I am debating the wisdom of leaving the netbook within reach of the bed.)

The chicken fingers were strips of chicken breast, very good.  Honey mustard dipping sauce, and a spicy house sauce.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Having seen Andrew Zimmern (Bizarre Foods) eat Mongolian cuisine... I don't imagine the real stuff would go over well with Americans.

Whole sheep's head... or sheep heads boiled down into jello... Goat organs wrapped in intestines... Rotten butter inside a cow's stomach...

I didn't see a single "pick the ingredients yourself and we'll fry them on a hot chunk of iron" dish.

Bad shtick is bad, worse when its sold as 'ethnic'.
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

LMNO

Since none of you fuckers stepped up, I give you this:


Luna

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on June 08, 2012, 02:58:29 PM
Since none of you fuckers stepped up, I give you this:


:eek:

:fap:

(The terrifying thing is that is the exact same shot I grabbed to WOMP Richter into, just hadn't finished, cause I was doing birthday stuff.)
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on June 08, 2012, 02:03:36 PM
Having seen Andrew Zimmern (Bizarre Foods) eat Mongolian cuisine... I don't imagine the real stuff would go over well with Americans.

Whole sheep's head... or sheep heads boiled down into jello... Goat organs wrapped in intestines... Rotten butter inside a cow's stomach...

I didn't see a single "pick the ingredients yourself and we'll fry them on a hot chunk of iron" dish.

Bad shtick is bad, worse when its sold as 'ethnic'.

Real Mongolian food sounds pretty tasty. Dumplings and stews and barley porridge and things like that.

I read somewhere that American-style "Mongolian BBQs" actually have their origin in a particular style of Japanese grilled cuisine.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cain

Fermented mare's milk with blood mixed in the only authentic Mongolian food.  Everything else was taken, by force, from its previous owners.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 08, 2012, 03:09:42 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on June 08, 2012, 02:03:36 PM
Having seen Andrew Zimmern (Bizarre Foods) eat Mongolian cuisine... I don't imagine the real stuff would go over well with Americans.

Whole sheep's head... or sheep heads boiled down into jello... Goat organs wrapped in intestines... Rotten butter inside a cow's stomach...

I didn't see a single "pick the ingredients yourself and we'll fry them on a hot chunk of iron" dish.

Bad shtick is bad, worse when its sold as 'ethnic'.

Real Mongolian food sounds pretty tasty. Dumplings and stews and barley porridge and things like that.

I read somewhere that American-style "Mongolian BBQs" actually have their origin in a particular style of Japanese grilled cuisine.

It seems quite a bit like the 'Japanese Steakhouse' places... though the Japanese owners of one place I frequented said it was very much a Japanese/American invention.

I believe the 'Mongolian' aspect came from the Mongol soldiers cooking style centuries ago. According to legend/history (one or the other or both) they would place their shield on the fire, and use their sword/dagger to chop and cook the meat on the hot shield.
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Don Coyote

Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on June 09, 2012, 12:39:29 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 08, 2012, 03:09:42 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on June 08, 2012, 02:03:36 PM
Having seen Andrew Zimmern (Bizarre Foods) eat Mongolian cuisine... I don't imagine the real stuff would go over well with Americans.

Whole sheep's head... or sheep heads boiled down into jello... Goat organs wrapped in intestines... Rotten butter inside a cow's stomach...

I didn't see a single "pick the ingredients yourself and we'll fry them on a hot chunk of iron" dish.

Bad shtick is bad, worse when its sold as 'ethnic'.

Real Mongolian food sounds pretty tasty. Dumplings and stews and barley porridge and things like that.

I read somewhere that American-style "Mongolian BBQs" actually have their origin in a particular style of Japanese grilled cuisine.

It seems quite a bit like the 'Japanese Steakhouse' places... though the Japanese owners of one place I frequented said it was very much a Japanese/American invention.

I believe the 'Mongolian' aspect came from the Mongol soldiers cooking style centuries ago. According to legend/history (one or the other or both) they would place their shield on the fire, and use their sword/dagger to chop and cook the meat on the hot shield.

That just sounds retarded, but gives me an idea for a theme restaurant in which you cook rice in a sweaty kabuto.