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And this year's Darwin Awards may be determined in November. LOL.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, July 03, 2012, 02:19:18 PM

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Suu

#15
July 03, 2012, 03:42:55 PM
I decided I wanted to read the entire thread on that page.

Now I have coffee dripping out of my nose.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#16
July 03, 2012, 03:56:40 PM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 03, 2012, 03:42:10 PM
By far the most intelligent post in the comments:

QuoteYou couldn't plot a cemetery never mind the over throw of the legitimate US government.

They can't spell either.

I love this country.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#17
July 03, 2012, 04:12:43 PM
A corner of my mind wants me to see them actually try to pull it off for the lulz. The rest of my brain knows they're all just pussies who couldn't kick a bunker open while wearing a trucker hat and boat shoes if they tried.
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cain

#18
July 03, 2012, 04:15:08 PM
It's cute how they think seizing the President and senior Democrats will achieve anything.

Someone hasn't read The Art of Coup d'Etat.  Or paid attention to recent history.

Nephew Twiddleton

#19
July 03, 2012, 04:16:09 PM
A part of me wants to send an email to the appropriate agency and say "these guys probably arent a threat at all owing to their stupidity but just as a heads up theyre openly planning a coup."
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The Good Reverend Roger

#20
July 03, 2012, 04:17:07 PM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 03, 2012, 04:16:09 PM
A part of me wants to send an email to the appropriate agency and say "these guys probably arent a threat at all owing to their stupidity but just as a heads up theyre openly planning a coup."

ALL of me wants to buy some popcorn and enjoy the show, as they get led out of their trailers in cuffs.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#21
July 03, 2012, 04:19:46 PM
They won't even have to call out SEAL Team 6 for this.  Shit, I suspect most small town SWAT departments are heavily armed enough to take down teabaggers armed with: pistols, light machine guns, IEDs they made from purposefully compromised schematics on the interwebs, stupidity.

Nephew Twiddleton

#22
July 03, 2012, 04:20:09 PM
Oh yeah definitely. Lol. Crack open a few beers too. Actually this sort of thing might warrant something that comes in a cocunut and has a little umbrella.
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#23
July 03, 2012, 04:20:58 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 03, 2012, 04:19:46 PM
They won't even have to call out SEAL Team 6 for this.  Shit, I suspect most small town SWAT departments are heavily armed enough to take down teabaggers armed with: pistols, light machine guns, IEDs they made from purposefully compromised schematics on the interwebs, stupidity.

Yeah, this is gonna be the best entertainment EVER.

Even if it's just the one fatass.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#24
July 03, 2012, 04:22:07 PM
It would be beautiful if it was seal team 6 though.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#25
July 03, 2012, 04:24:06 PM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 03, 2012, 04:22:07 PM
It would be beautiful if it was seal team 6 though.

Naw.  That's like watching a fight between Buster Douglas and Peewee Herman.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#26
July 03, 2012, 04:40:58 PM
It would be but the idea of these guys facing seal team 6 satisfies me in an antijingoistic sort of way. It would be an unfair fight but it would be very say it aint so!
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Freeky

#27
July 03, 2012, 04:49:40 PM
I'm reading through a couple of the articles linked in that thread.  I'm having to take it in a couple sentences per go, because I fell like I'm getting stupider when I read it.

Nephew Twiddleton

#28
July 03, 2012, 04:55:45 PM
Tea should be consumed in moderation. Overindulging in tea can result in toxicitea.
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#29
July 03, 2012, 04:57:19 PM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 03, 2012, 04:55:45 PM
Tea should be consumed in moderation. Overindulging in tea can result in toxicitea.

You just made this a pun thread.  And not even using a proper pun.

:tgrr:

You shall pay for this, Twid.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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