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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, July 19, 2012, 06:44:52 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

QuoteConstitutional Amendment Defining Life

Over the course of this month, Romney has expressed both support and opposition for an amendment that would define life as beginning at conception. Such an amendment would outlaw most forms of birth control.

At a campaign stop in Iowa last week, the White House hopeful said he agreed with the premise of a possible amendment, that "life beings and conception, birth control prevents conception," but said he was "not campaigning for an amendment of some kind."

But two weeks earlier Romney told Fox News host Mike Huckabee that he would "absolutely" support such an amendment.

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/mitt-romneys-top-contradicting-comments/story?id=14805513#.UAhBbaDAJ2E
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 19, 2012, 06:44:52 PM
QuoteConstitutional Amendment Defining Life

Over the course of this month, Romney has expressed both support and opposition for an amendment that would define life as beginning at conception. Such an amendment would outlaw most forms of birth control.

At a campaign stop in Iowa last week, the White House hopeful said he agreed with the premise of a possible amendment, that "life beings and conception, birth control prevents conception," but said he was "not campaigning for an amendment of some kind."

But two weeks earlier Romney told Fox News host Mike Huckabee that he would "absolutely" support such an amendment.

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/mitt-romneys-top-contradicting-comments/story?id=14805513#.UAhBbaDAJ2E

He's not going to be happy until he has all us dirty birdies poking wire hangers up ourselves, is he?
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

Remember:

Sitting back and saying "bah! same old shit! just more politics!" is the complacency the forces of Fucking Stupid depend on to advance their cause of Fucking Stupidity in the world.

A thousand years of advancement were lost in the aptly-named dark ages because the forces of Fucking Stupid won.  A psychotic took over Germany and led directly to the deaths of millions because the forces of Fucking Stupid won.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

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Suu

There's not enough palms to face in the world...
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 19, 2012, 07:42:29 PM
Remember:

Sitting back and saying "bah! same old shit! just more politics!" is the complacency the forces of Fucking Stupid depend on to advance their cause of Fucking Stupidity in the world.

A thousand years of advancement were lost in the aptly-named dark ages because the forces of Fucking Stupid won.  A psychotic took over Germany and led directly to the deaths of millions because the forces of Fucking Stupid won.

"THE ECONOMY IS FUCKED BECAUSE OF THE JEWS! THE JEWS TOOK ALL YOUR MONEY! IMMA ROUND 'EM UP AND EVERYTHING WILL BE ALL BETTER!"

"HURRRRR, JA, JA. JEWS. HERP DERP. I DON'T LIKE GAYS, POLES AND GYPSIES EITHER. HURRRRR HURRRRR."

"OK, WE'LL GET THEM TOO. JUST WAIT TILL YOU SEE THIS COUNTRY WHEN I'M DONE!"
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Freeky


Anna Mae Bollocks

My daughter put "Fuck politics, they don't give a fuck about me, why should I give a fuck about them?" on her facebook.

I need to have a talk with her about how pols are legislators, the laws get changed all the time and what's no big deal today might be a felony next week.  :x
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Juana

Quite possibly.


Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 19, 2012, 06:44:52 PM
QuoteConstitutional Amendment Defining Life

Over the course of this month, Romney has expressed both support and opposition for an amendment that would define life as beginning at conception. Such an amendment would outlaw most forms of birth control.

At a campaign stop in Iowa last week, the White House hopeful said he agreed with the premise of a possible amendment, that "life beings and conception, birth control prevents conception," but said he was "not campaigning for an amendment of some kind."

But two weeks earlier Romney told Fox News host Mike Huckabee that he would "absolutely" support such an amendment.

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/mitt-romneys-top-contradicting-comments/story?id=14805513#.UAhBbaDAJ2E
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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Suu

#10
My brain just fucking shattered.

Did you hear that?

SPLODE.

Oh man, it sounds like Richter and I are watching the election results again in kilts with scotch and a firearm, kids.
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Salty

Finally someone understand what the Catholic Church has been saying for years.

You can't just go around preventing pregnancy. Why, we wouldn't have any of these women's rights issues if they weren't so worried about getting knocked up. Lack of contraception, combined with rigorous faith-based education should solve all of America's teenage pregnancy problems.

By keeping those little ladies out of school, the workplace, or anywhere public beyond a grocery store.

:dream:
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Suu

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Alty on July 19, 2012, 11:37:51 PM
Finally someone understand what the Catholic Church has been saying for years.

You can't just go around preventing pregnancy. Why, we wouldn't have any of these women's rights issues if they weren't so worried about getting knocked up. Lack of contraception, combined with rigorous faith-based education should solve all of America's teenage pregnancy problems.

By keeping those little ladies out of school, the workplace, or anywhere public beyond a grocery store.

:dream:

True story

and we could solve the unemployment problem by getting all these little mamas back barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen, where they belong.

...of course, that would create a labor shortage, which would drive wages up and reduce profit, so it WILL NEVER HAPPEN, but it sure is a nice divisive ploy to get the masses set against each other, isn't it?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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