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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 02, 2004, 01:15:10 AM

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EraPassing

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassingDammit, Rog!
Imagine my fucking surprise!
http://www.geocities.com/tribhis/WhoAreYou.html
Are you using My name in vain elsewhere, too?

EraPassing,
Is surprised and unhappy

I didn't post that, and I am also very upset about it, because it attributes work that is not mine to me.

I don't like looking like a plagiarist, and whomever put that up there, should pull it down, or re-attribute it.

I must now change my policy.  From this day forward, I want people to ask me before they copy/post any material that I post here.

Thanks.


*is imagining Rog's fucking surprise*

Well, I feel better knowing that it was as much a surprise to you as to me.
You know what would let me feel even BETTER?

If you let me bite your head.

C'mon, Rog, let me bite your head.  You want me to feel better, right?  You love me, don't you?
So let me bite your head.

Oh, and so much for feeling "honored," yeah?
Elves suck.
Yeah, I said it, I went there.  Whatcha gonna do?

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: EraPassing
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassingDammit, Rog!
Imagine my fucking surprise!
http://www.geocities.com/tribhis/WhoAreYou.html
Are you using My name in vain elsewhere, too?

EraPassing,
Is surprised and unhappy

I didn't post that, and I am also very upset about it, because it attributes work that is not mine to me.

I don't like looking like a plagiarist, and whomever put that up there, should pull it down, or re-attribute it.

I must now change my policy.  From this day forward, I want people to ask me before they copy/post any material that I post here.

Thanks.


*is imagining Rog's fucking surprise*

Well, I feel better knowing that it was as much a surprise to you as to me.
You know what would let me feel even BETTER?

If you let me bite your head.

C'mon, Rog, let me bite your head.  You want me to feel better, right?  You love me, don't you?
So let me bite your head.

Oh, and so much for feeling "honored," yeah?

If you knew what was rattling around in my skull, you'd rethink that request.

There's shit up there that would cause Hannibal Lector move to the other end of the bus.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EraPassing

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassing
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassingDammit, Rog!
Imagine my fucking surprise!
http://www.geocities.com/tribhis/WhoAreYou.html
Are you using My name in vain elsewhere, too?

EraPassing,
Is surprised and unhappy

I didn't post that, and I am also very upset about it, because it attributes work that is not mine to me.

I don't like looking like a plagiarist, and whomever put that up there, should pull it down, or re-attribute it.

I must now change my policy.  From this day forward, I want people to ask me before they copy/post any material that I post here.

Thanks.


*is imagining Rog's fucking surprise*

Well, I feel better knowing that it was as much a surprise to you as to me.
You know what would let me feel even BETTER?

If you let me bite your head.

C'mon, Rog, let me bite your head.  You want me to feel better, right?  You love me, don't you?
So let me bite your head.

Oh, and so much for feeling "honored," yeah?

If you knew what was rattling around in my skull, you'd rethink that request.

There's shit up there that would cause Hannibal Lector move to the other end of the bus.

Don't be silly.
Let me bite your head.
Elves suck.
Yeah, I said it, I went there.  Whatcha gonna do?

Graud the Greyface

Do not understand me too quickly.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Graud the GreyfaceAll talk, no action...

I see my stalker has arrived.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Graud the Greyface

I'm not stalking... You just refuse to face up to the fact that you're a sub-standard intellectual hypocrite.
Do not understand me too quickly.

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: EraPassingTurd, news flash  :roll:  - I'm not obliged to share your views on any given subject.  

of course you're not...in fact, you seem to frequently have whatever view is the opposite of mine...which is cool...makes you more interesting...but you're also not obliged to point it out to me every time I leave a snarky little remark somewhere...I already know...

8)

*thinks the number of people who agree with him is inversely proportionate to how interesting the world is*
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Graud the GreyfaceI'm not stalking...

Sure you are.  The first step to solving a problem is to admit that you have one.

Now, when did you first become enamored of me?

The Good Rev,
Is all too used to this sort of thing.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: EraPassing
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassing
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassingDammit, Rog!
Imagine my fucking surprise!
http://www.geocities.com/tribhis/WhoAreYou.html
Are you using My name in vain elsewhere, too?

EraPassing,
Is surprised and unhappy

I didn't post that, and I am also very upset about it, because it attributes work that is not mine to me.

I don't like looking like a plagiarist, and whomever put that up there, should pull it down, or re-attribute it.

I must now change my policy.  From this day forward, I want people to ask me before they copy/post any material that I post here.

Thanks.


*is imagining Rog's fucking surprise*

Well, I feel better knowing that it was as much a surprise to you as to me.
You know what would let me feel even BETTER?

If you let me bite your head.

C'mon, Rog, let me bite your head.  You want me to feel better, right?  You love me, don't you?
So let me bite your head.

Oh, and so much for feeling "honored," yeah?

If you knew what was rattling around in my skull, you'd rethink that request.

There's shit up there that would cause Hannibal Lector move to the other end of the bus.

Don't be silly.
Let me bite your head.

Well, okay, but first I need to see your shot record.  It's a liability thing.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EraPassing

Quote from: Turd Ferguson
Quote from: EraPassingTurd, news flash  :roll:  - I'm not obliged to share your views on any given subject.  

of course you're not...in fact, you seem to frequently have whatever view is the opposite of mine...which is cool...makes you more interesting...but you're also not obliged to point it out to me every time I leave a snarky little remark somewhere...I already know...

8)

*thinks the number of people who agree with him is inversely proportionate to how interesting the world is*

OMG!  You've made a good point!  People who agree with your views ARE totally noninteresting.
Let's make muffins now!
Elves suck.
Yeah, I said it, I went there.  Whatcha gonna do?

EraPassing

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassing
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassing
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassingDammit, Rog!
Imagine my fucking surprise!
http://www.geocities.com/tribhis/WhoAreYou.html
Are you using My name in vain elsewhere, too?

EraPassing,
Is surprised and unhappy

I didn't post that, and I am also very upset about it, because it attributes work that is not mine to me.

I don't like looking like a plagiarist, and whomever put that up there, should pull it down, or re-attribute it.

I must now change my policy.  From this day forward, I want people to ask me before they copy/post any material that I post here.

Thanks.


*is imagining Rog's fucking surprise*

Well, I feel better knowing that it was as much a surprise to you as to me.
You know what would let me feel even BETTER?

If you let me bite your head.

C'mon, Rog, let me bite your head.  You want me to feel better, right?  You love me, don't you?
So let me bite your head.

Oh, and so much for feeling "honored," yeah?

If you knew what was rattling around in my skull, you'd rethink that request.

There's shit up there that would cause Hannibal Lector move to the other end of the bus.

Don't be silly.
Let me bite your head.

Well, okay, but first I need to see your shot record.  It's a liability thing.

Live a little, Rog.  Dare to be daring, this once, yeah.  Let me bite your head.
Elves suck.
Yeah, I said it, I went there.  Whatcha gonna do?

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: EraPassing
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassing
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassing
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassingDammit, Rog!
Imagine my fucking surprise!
http://www.geocities.com/tribhis/WhoAreYou.html
Are you using My name in vain elsewhere, too?

EraPassing,
Is surprised and unhappy

I didn't post that, and I am also very upset about it, because it attributes work that is not mine to me.

I don't like looking like a plagiarist, and whomever put that up there, should pull it down, or re-attribute it.

I must now change my policy.  From this day forward, I want people to ask me before they copy/post any material that I post here.

Thanks.


*is imagining Rog's fucking surprise*

Well, I feel better knowing that it was as much a surprise to you as to me.
You know what would let me feel even BETTER?

If you let me bite your head.

C'mon, Rog, let me bite your head.  You want me to feel better, right?  You love me, don't you?
So let me bite your head.

Oh, and so much for feeling "honored," yeah?

If you knew what was rattling around in my skull, you'd rethink that request.

There's shit up there that would cause Hannibal Lector move to the other end of the bus.

Don't be silly.
Let me bite your head.

Well, okay, but first I need to see your shot record.  It's a liability thing.

Live a little, Rog.  Dare to be daring, this once, yeah.  Let me bite your head.

It's not ME I'm worried about.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EraPassing

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassing
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassing
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassing
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassingDammit, Rog!
Imagine my fucking surprise!
http://www.geocities.com/tribhis/WhoAreYou.html
Are you using My name in vain elsewhere, too?

EraPassing,
Is surprised and unhappy

I didn't post that, and I am also very upset about it, because it attributes work that is not mine to me.

I don't like looking like a plagiarist, and whomever put that up there, should pull it down, or re-attribute it.

I must now change my policy.  From this day forward, I want people to ask me before they copy/post any material that I post here.

Thanks.


*is imagining Rog's fucking surprise*

Well, I feel better knowing that it was as much a surprise to you as to me.
You know what would let me feel even BETTER?

If you let me bite your head.

C'mon, Rog, let me bite your head.  You want me to feel better, right?  You love me, don't you?
So let me bite your head.

Oh, and so much for feeling "honored," yeah?

If you knew what was rattling around in my skull, you'd rethink that request.

There's shit up there that would cause Hannibal Lector move to the other end of the bus.

Don't be silly.
Let me bite your head.

Well, okay, but first I need to see your shot record.  It's a liability thing.

Live a little, Rog.  Dare to be daring, this once, yeah.  Let me bite your head.

It's not ME I'm worried about.

OMG!  You do love me!  You're all worried about me and everything!

I'm immortal.  Let me bite your head.
Elves suck.
Yeah, I said it, I went there.  Whatcha gonna do?

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: EraPassing
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassing
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassing
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassing
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassingDammit, Rog!
Imagine my fucking surprise!
http://www.geocities.com/tribhis/WhoAreYou.html
Are you using My name in vain elsewhere, too?

EraPassing,
Is surprised and unhappy

I didn't post that, and I am also very upset about it, because it attributes work that is not mine to me.

I don't like looking like a plagiarist, and whomever put that up there, should pull it down, or re-attribute it.

I must now change my policy.  From this day forward, I want people to ask me before they copy/post any material that I post here.

Thanks.


*is imagining Rog's fucking surprise*

Well, I feel better knowing that it was as much a surprise to you as to me.
You know what would let me feel even BETTER?

If you let me bite your head.

C'mon, Rog, let me bite your head.  You want me to feel better, right?  You love me, don't you?
So let me bite your head.

Oh, and so much for feeling "honored," yeah?

If you knew what was rattling around in my skull, you'd rethink that request.

There's shit up there that would cause Hannibal Lector move to the other end of the bus.

Don't be silly.
Let me bite your head.

Well, okay, but first I need to see your shot record.  It's a liability thing.

Live a little, Rog.  Dare to be daring, this once, yeah.  Let me bite your head.

It's not ME I'm worried about.

OMG!  You do love me!  You're all worried about me and everything!

I'm immortal.  Let me bite your head.

Buy me dinner first.

I don't want you to think I'm easy.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bella

Okay. I now have a wonderful mental picture of Era holding Roger's head in her hands.
Like and apple that she's about to take a bite out of.
I feel a painting coming on here.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here