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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, July 25, 2012, 05:34:53 AM

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hooplala

#15
July 25, 2012, 04:03:19 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 25, 2012, 01:15:04 PM
Quote from: Murmur on July 25, 2012, 08:26:45 AM
TROLLBEAR, HEROIN, CRACK OR BATH SALTS?

What I love about this post is that you could argue that Trollbear is one of the options listed, and not the subject.

What I hate about this post is the lack of the Oxford Comma.



TROLLBEAR, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE OXFORD COMMA?


I know it as the Serial Comma, but its absence also needles me.  TROLLBEAR, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON MY THOUGHTS OF THE SERIAL COMMA?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

hooplala

#16
July 25, 2012, 04:04:21 PM
Trollbear, what is the most effective way to make my parents Japanese?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Sir Bearington

#17
July 25, 2012, 04:04:54 PM Last Edit: July 25, 2012, 04:07:05 PM by Trollbear
Quote from: Hoopla on July 25, 2012, 04:03:19 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 25, 2012, 01:15:04 PM
Quote from: Murmur on July 25, 2012, 08:26:45 AM
TROLLBEAR, HEROIN, CRACK OR BATH SALTS?

What I love about this post is that you could argue that Trollbear is one of the options listed, and not the subject.

What I hate about this post is the lack of the Oxford Comma.



TROLLBEAR, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE OXFORD COMMA?


I know it as the Serial Comma, but its absence also needles me.  TROLLBEAR, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON MY THOUGHTS OF THE SERIAL COMMA?

I haven't the slightest clue of what you are talking about in your hysteric ramblings my friend.

Quote from: Hoopla on July 25, 2012, 04:04:21 PM
Trollbear, what is the most effective way to make my parents Japanese?

Make them delusional on your level of achievement, a tad bit of brain and plastic surgery and rice at every meal should complete the transformation.

Suu

#18
July 25, 2012, 04:05:22 PM
TROLLBEAR, SHOULD I EVER GET MARRIED AGAIN?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Sir Bearington

#19
July 25, 2012, 04:08:17 PM
Quote from: Suu on July 25, 2012, 04:05:22 PM
TROLLBEAR, SHOULD I EVER GET MARRIED AGAIN?

If your heart says so and you don't mind dropping a few children if your new partner's catholic.

LMNO

#20
July 25, 2012, 04:10:44 PM
TROLLBEAR, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE BAINBRIDGE COMMA?

Sir Bearington

#21
July 25, 2012, 04:15:05 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 25, 2012, 04:10:44 PM
TROLLBEAR, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE BAINBRIDGE COMMA?

Who the hell can take the time to make up all this shit? The human language is tainted by this overcomplication of punctuation, it sounds more like a boring trivia fact to take to a equally boring dinner party.

Bainbridge comma? Don't insult my presence with such twaddling nonsense.

The Good Reverend Roger

#22
July 25, 2012, 04:15:39 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 04:15:05 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 25, 2012, 04:10:44 PM
TROLLBEAR, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE BAINBRIDGE COMMA?

Who the hell can take the time to make up all this shit? The human language is tainted by this overcomplication of punctuation, it sounds more like a boring trivia fact to take to a equally boring dinner party.

Bainbridge comma? Don't insult my presence with such twaddling nonsense.

You are a communist.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#23
July 25, 2012, 04:16:55 PM
TROLLBEAR, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ONE THE WILSHIRE COMMA?

Sir Bearington

#24
July 25, 2012, 04:19:59 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 04:15:39 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 04:15:05 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 25, 2012, 04:10:44 PM
TROLLBEAR, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE BAINBRIDGE COMMA?

Who the hell can take the time to make up all this shit? The human language is tainted by this overcomplication of punctuation, it sounds more like a boring trivia fact to take to a equally boring dinner party.

Bainbridge comma? Don't insult my presence with such twaddling nonsense.

You are a communist.

I can't help that the russian league of bearhood has strong communist ties that have influenced me.

Surely not every city/county in the country has a comma associated with it.

The Good Reverend Roger

#25
July 25, 2012, 04:20:44 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 04:19:59 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 04:15:39 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 04:15:05 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 25, 2012, 04:10:44 PM
TROLLBEAR, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE BAINBRIDGE COMMA?

Who the hell can take the time to make up all this shit? The human language is tainted by this overcomplication of punctuation, it sounds more like a boring trivia fact to take to a equally boring dinner party.

Bainbridge comma? Don't insult my presence with such twaddling nonsense.

You are a communist.

I can't help that the russian league of bearhood has strong communist ties that have influenced me.

Surely not every city/county in the country has a comma associated with it.

YOU BRITS INVENTED THE FUCKING LANGUAGE.  USE IT.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sir Bearington

#26
July 25, 2012, 04:23:43 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 04:20:44 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 04:19:59 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 04:15:39 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 04:15:05 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 25, 2012, 04:10:44 PM
TROLLBEAR, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE BAINBRIDGE COMMA?

Who the hell can take the time to make up all this shit? The human language is tainted by this overcomplication of punctuation, it sounds more like a boring trivia fact to take to a equally boring dinner party.

Bainbridge comma? Don't insult my presence with such twaddling nonsense.

You are a communist.

I can't help that the russian league of bearhood has strong communist ties that have influenced me.

Surely not every city/county in the country has a comma associated with it.

YOU BRITS INVENTED THE FUCKING LANGUAGE.  USE IT.

Such a shame the "Yankee doodle dee" americans destroyed and mutilated our once noble language down to "howdy" so we could never use it properly ever again.

The Good Reverend Roger

#27
July 25, 2012, 04:24:46 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 04:23:43 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 04:20:44 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 04:19:59 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 25, 2012, 04:15:39 PM
Quote from: Trollbear on July 25, 2012, 04:15:05 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 25, 2012, 04:10:44 PM
TROLLBEAR, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE BAINBRIDGE COMMA?

Who the hell can take the time to make up all this shit? The human language is tainted by this overcomplication of punctuation, it sounds more like a boring trivia fact to take to a equally boring dinner party.

Bainbridge comma? Don't insult my presence with such twaddling nonsense.

You are a communist.

I can't help that the russian league of bearhood has strong communist ties that have influenced me.

Surely not every city/county in the country has a comma associated with it.

YOU BRITS INVENTED THE FUCKING LANGUAGE.  USE IT.

Such a shame the "Yankee doodle dee" americans destroyed and mutilated our once noble language down to "howdy" so we could never use it properly ever again.

Look what we MADE you do.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#28
July 25, 2012, 04:25:29 PM
TROLLBEAR, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE CLARENDON COMMA?

Sir Bearington

#29
July 25, 2012, 04:29:21 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 25, 2012, 04:25:29 PM
TROLLBEAR, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE CLARENDON COMMA?

Its my favourite one, every night i think about loving it passionately.

I never use it of course since its a private and exciting comma.
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