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Advances in artificially made organisms

Started by Sir Bearington, July 24, 2012, 07:55:55 PM

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Sir Bearington

Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 25, 2012, 09:27:25 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 09:19:11 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on July 25, 2012, 09:14:41 PM
I mean, seriously, you can't just give a species of animal intelligence.  You can't just give them fine motor skills, an inventive frame of mind that is species inherent, or a language center of the brain.  These are things that are extremely rare in the animal kingdom.  We killed off the other species that may have had it. 

So how are humans not special?

Outside our minds we are weak

I think you are vastly underestimating the power of brains over brawn. 

These are the things you can do with thinking:
Ennumerate stuff, like how your food is stronger and faster than you are.
Figure out how to get around that.
Make a trap to trap your stronger, faster food.

Here's what you can do with strength:
Break things

No, no no you've got the wrong end of the stick.

I meant that outside of the mental capacity of our brains, in our body for example we are weak.

tyrannosaurus vex

Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 10:51:34 PM
IF YOU TAKE AWAY ALL OF HUMANITY'S ADVANTAGES, HUMANITY WILL HAVE NO ADVANTAGES!

And if you take away all of a fish's gills, it will not be able to breathe. What is your point?
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Sir Bearington

Quote from: v3x on July 25, 2012, 10:53:03 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 10:51:34 PM
IF YOU TAKE AWAY ALL OF HUMANITY'S ADVANTAGES, HUMANITY WILL HAVE NO ADVANTAGES!

And if you take away all of a fish's gills, it will not be able to breathe. What is your point?

Humans should be dead by nature's terms.

We only exist by brainpower and since we are that weak, before we could fully develop brainpower we would be massacred by all of our natural predators.

Therefore my conclusion.

tyrannosaurus vex

Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 10:56:29 PM
Quote from: v3x on July 25, 2012, 10:53:03 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 10:51:34 PM
IF YOU TAKE AWAY ALL OF HUMANITY'S ADVANTAGES, HUMANITY WILL HAVE NO ADVANTAGES!

And if you take away all of a fish's gills, it will not be able to breathe. What is your point?

Humans should be dead by nature's terms.

We only exist by brainpower and since we are that weak, before we could fully develop brainpower we would be massacred by all of our natural predators.

Therefore my conclusion.


Jesus. Shut up.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Nephew Twiddleton

Your conclusion is flawed. It ignores all those other adaptations that we mentioned. Did you know that some of our ancestors made tools not because they thought them up but rather it was an unconscious compulsion?
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Freeky


Sir Bearington

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Quote from: v3x on July 25, 2012, 10:59:39 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 10:56:29 PM
Quote from: v3x on July 25, 2012, 10:53:03 PM
Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 10:51:34 PM
IF YOU TAKE AWAY ALL OF HUMANITY'S ADVANTAGES, HUMANITY WILL HAVE NO ADVANTAGES!

And if you take away all of a fish's gills, it will not be able to breathe. What is your point?

Humans should be dead by nature's terms.

We only exist by brainpower and since we are that weak, before we could fully develop brainpower we would be massacred by all of our natural predators.

Therefore my conclusion.


Jesus. Shut up.

I am not jesus i am sir bearington my good man

Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 25, 2012, 10:59:56 PM
Your conclusion is flawed. It ignores all those other adaptations that we mentioned. Did you know that some of our ancestors made tools not because they thought them up but rather it was an unconscious compulsion?

Give a monkey a stone axe, watch how it may just swing it around a bit and bash it here and there but do nothing actually with it.

Early human would be just as useless.

Nephew Twiddleton

He is. Once i noted it was atheist wednesday he said his job here was done. It was a sociological experiment all along. Then i realized god must exist for someone so stupid to still be alive. See suus signature.
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Sir Bearington

Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 25, 2012, 11:02:44 PM
He is. Once i noted it was atheist wednesday he said his job here was done. It was a sociological experiment all along. Then i realized god must exist for someone so stupid to still be alive. See suus signature.

I was only pulling your leg obviously.

Nephew Twiddleton

So youre not trolling youre willfully ignoring all other factors.
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Sir Bearington

Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 25, 2012, 11:07:21 PM
So youre not trolling youre willfully ignoring all other factors.

I started this thread in a stupid fashion, so i may as well end this thread in a stupid fashion.


Nephew Twiddleton

Youre an idiot. Ill tell you why at eight oclock boston time.
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

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Sir Bearington

Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 25, 2012, 11:08:55 PM
Youre an idiot. Ill tell you why at eight oclock boston time.

Though if i told you i was both trolling you and willfully ignoring all other arguments would you believe me?

I believe in seeing something through to the end, even this pitiful shambles of a thread.

Freeky

Quote from: Sir Bearington on July 25, 2012, 11:11:14 PM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 25, 2012, 11:08:55 PM
Youre an idiot. Ill tell you why at eight oclock boston time.

Though if i told you i was both trolling you and willfully ignoring all other arguments would you believe me?

I believe in seeing something through to the end, even this pitiful shambles of a thread.

This is why you won't last here, unless you change your behavior.