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Started by Cramulus, November 04, 2009, 02:03:16 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#90
July 27, 2012, 09:20:12 PM
He is like the Raymond of third-world dictatorships.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#91
July 27, 2012, 09:21:15 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

hooplala

#92
July 27, 2012, 09:47:14 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 27, 2012, 09:19:53 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 27, 2012, 05:02:17 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on November 04, 2009, 08:14:33 PM
I still remember pissing you off when you announced your first contest.   :lulz:

I still have that rant.

Speaking of which, I'm a little saddened that Enrico didn't make the list.

Oooh, Enrico!

But how could he? Everybody loves Enrico!

He was a troll who backfired?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#93
July 27, 2012, 09:48:42 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 27, 2012, 09:47:14 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 27, 2012, 09:19:53 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on July 27, 2012, 05:02:17 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on November 04, 2009, 08:14:33 PM
I still remember pissing you off when you announced your first contest.   :lulz:

I still have that rant.

Speaking of which, I'm a little saddened that Enrico didn't make the list.

Oooh, Enrico!

But how could he? Everybody loves Enrico!

He was a troll who backfired?

:lulz: Pretty much.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Luna

#94
July 27, 2012, 10:06:09 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 27, 2012, 09:18:47 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 27, 2012, 08:25:18 PM
I have started to accept my apparent cuteness, to the irritation of the kind of people who enjoy irritating men by calling them cute.

CUTE? YOU ARE A GODDAMN VIKING! GNASH THEIR BONES! WHILE PRANCING IN SPARKLY UNDERWEAR AND A MINI-CAPE!

:fap:   :fap:   :fap:   :fap:   :fap:   :fap:   :fap:   :fap:   :fap:   :fap: 
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

EK WAFFLR

#95
July 27, 2012, 10:26:41 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 27, 2012, 09:18:47 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 27, 2012, 08:25:18 PM
I have started to accept my apparent cuteness, to the irritation of the kind of people who enjoy irritating men by calling them cute.

CUTE? YOU ARE A GODDAMN VIKING! GNASH THEIR BONES! WHILE PRANCING IN SPARKLY UNDERWEAR AND A MINI-CAPE!

:lulz: :lulz:

Gods. Now I need to find a sparkly thong.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Luna

#96
July 27, 2012, 10:32:06 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 27, 2012, 10:26:41 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 27, 2012, 09:18:47 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 27, 2012, 08:25:18 PM
I have started to accept my apparent cuteness, to the irritation of the kind of people who enjoy irritating men by calling them cute.

CUTE? YOU ARE A GODDAMN VIKING! GNASH THEIR BONES! WHILE PRANCING IN SPARKLY UNDERWEAR AND A MINI-CAPE!

:lulz: :lulz:

Gods. Now I need to find a sparkly thong.

:postpics:
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

EK WAFFLR

#97
July 27, 2012, 10:36:06 PM
Quote from: Luna on July 27, 2012, 10:32:06 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 27, 2012, 10:26:41 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 27, 2012, 09:18:47 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 27, 2012, 08:25:18 PM
I have started to accept my apparent cuteness, to the irritation of the kind of people who enjoy irritating men by calling them cute.

CUTE? YOU ARE A GODDAMN VIKING! GNASH THEIR BONES! WHILE PRANCING IN SPARKLY UNDERWEAR AND A MINI-CAPE!

:lulz: :lulz:

Gods. Now I need to find a sparkly thong.

:postpics:

I really don't think me in a sparkly thong is something anyone should be subjected to seeing. Ever.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
[/b]

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#98
July 27, 2012, 10:36:53 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 27, 2012, 10:36:06 PM
Quote from: Luna on July 27, 2012, 10:32:06 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 27, 2012, 10:26:41 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 27, 2012, 09:18:47 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 27, 2012, 08:25:18 PM
I have started to accept my apparent cuteness, to the irritation of the kind of people who enjoy irritating men by calling them cute.

CUTE? YOU ARE A GODDAMN VIKING! GNASH THEIR BONES! WHILE PRANCING IN SPARKLY UNDERWEAR AND A MINI-CAPE!

:lulz: :lulz:

Gods. Now I need to find a sparkly thong.

:postpics:

I really don't think me in a sparkly thong is something anyone should be subjected to seeing. Ever.

COME ON! YOUR PEOPLE DEMAND IT!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

EK WAFFLR

#99
July 27, 2012, 10:38:11 PM
I'D BE PERMABANNED FROM THE INTERNET!

(FINE! IF I FIND ONE, I'LL POST THE DAMN PICS  :argh!: )
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
[/b]

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#100
July 27, 2012, 10:41:45 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 27, 2012, 10:38:11 PM
I'D BE PERMABANNED FROM THE INTERNET!

(FINE! IF I FIND ONE, I'LL POST THE DAMN PICS  :argh!: )

WOOT!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#101
July 27, 2012, 10:56:00 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 27, 2012, 10:36:06 PM
Quote from: Luna on July 27, 2012, 10:32:06 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 27, 2012, 10:26:41 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on July 27, 2012, 09:18:47 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 27, 2012, 08:25:18 PM
I have started to accept my apparent cuteness, to the irritation of the kind of people who enjoy irritating men by calling them cute.

CUTE? YOU ARE A GODDAMN VIKING! GNASH THEIR BONES! WHILE PRANCING IN SPARKLY UNDERWEAR AND A MINI-CAPE!

:lulz: :lulz:

Gods. Now I need to find a sparkly thong.

:postpics:

I really don't think me in a sparkly thong is something anyone should be subjected to seeing. Ever.

SPARKLY THONG. EYELINER. DUCKLIPS.
THE PEOPLE DEMAND IT.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Nephew Twiddleton

#102
July 27, 2012, 11:02:41 PM
I dont!
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

LMNO

#103
July 27, 2012, 11:04:34 PM
Not the duck lips, at least.

Luna

#104
July 27, 2012, 11:07:25 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on July 27, 2012, 10:38:11 PM
I'D BE PERMABANNED FROM THE INTERNET!

(FINE! IF I FIND ONE, I'LL POST THE DAMN PICS  :argh!: )

:kiss:  Duck lips not required.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."
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