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Kill Me or I will make you Kill me

Started by Nikoli Volkoff, November 13, 2004, 08:05:08 AM

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Is planning to have someone kill you still suicide?

Yes
5 (22.7%)
No
1 (4.5%)
Who fucking cares... if your gonna do it.. do it outside or something... what about the poor guy whose gotta clean that shit up?
16 (72.7%)

Total Members Voted: 15

Voting closed: November 13, 2004, 08:05:08 AM

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Nikoli Volkoff

November 13, 2004, 08:05:08 AM
curious, just curious
The Hidden stone ripens fast, then laid bare like a turnip can easily be cut out at last but even then the danger isn't past. That man lives best who's fain to live half mad, half sane. -Flemish Poet Jan Van Stijevoort, 1524.
___________
Postatem obscuri lateris nescitis.
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East Coast Hustle

#1
November 13, 2004, 07:03:54 PM
listen up, soldier...you should not have to be told again the only one individual is permitted to kill you, and I'll get around to it when I'm damn good and ready...for now, you still have uses, particularly for your skills as a spymaster...now get out ther and start spying, dammit! you've got 5 weeks to collect me the intel that I require or I will be out there to personally put my size-11 jackboot in your size-3 puckerhole.  

8)

and you should also already know that when you die, it will be with a bomb strapped to your chest.

ha ha ha! I said "puckerhole"....
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Bella

#2
November 13, 2004, 07:07:53 PM
Quote from: Turd Fergusonlisten up, soldier...you should not have to be told again the only one individual is permitted to kill you, and I'll get around to it when I'm damn good and ready...for now, you still have uses, particularly for your skills as a spymaster...now get out ther and start spying, dammit! you've got 5 weeks to collect me the intel that I require or I will be out there to personally put my size-11 jackboot in your size-3 puckerhole.  

8)

and you should also already know that when you die, it will be with a bomb strapped to your chest.

ha ha ha! I said "puckerhole"....
This kind of translates out to "If you kill yourself, I'll kill you!"
Reminds me of my mom. :shock:

::having thought of her mother, Bella wanders off in a trance to ingest large quantities of fudge::
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

East Coast Hustle

#3
November 13, 2004, 07:51:43 PM
don't worry, he's not all that serious...this has been a recurring theme for at least the 10+ years that I have known him...he and another high-ranking member of the NSRA have a wager on who gets to die first, but suicide is a forfeit....

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Bella

#4
November 13, 2004, 07:53:06 PM
K, that's comforting to know.

But my mom seriously used to say stuff like that.
And mean it.


She's not all the bright. :(
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

East Coast Hustle

#5
November 13, 2004, 07:57:29 PM
bright or no, at least she made a valuable contribution to the world....

8)

that oatmeal cookie recipe of hers I saw in Reader's Digest was just awesome!

*is thoroughly incapable of not being snarky when the opportunity presents itself*
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Nikoli Volkoff

#6
November 14, 2004, 04:26:03 AM
yeah, i mean without her where would we find our residant Zombie Queen/Psychic
The Hidden stone ripens fast, then laid bare like a turnip can easily be cut out at last but even then the danger isn't past. That man lives best who's fain to live half mad, half sane. -Flemish Poet Jan Van Stijevoort, 1524.
___________
Postatem obscuri lateris nescitis.
___________

Bella

#7
November 14, 2004, 09:05:24 AM
Quote from: Nikoli Volkoffyeah, i mean without her where would we find our residant Zombie Queen/Psychic
:) Thanks, Nikoli.

PS: I heard that, Turd. But you're right.....Vivian makes fabulous oatmeal cookies. Just whatever you do, don't eat the fruitcake.

East Coast Hustle

#8
November 14, 2004, 10:15:08 PM
Quote from: Bella
Quote from: Nikoli Volkoffyeah, i mean without her where would we find our residant Zombie Queen/Psychic
:) Thanks, Nikoli.

PS: I heard that, Turd. But you're right.....Vivian makes fabulous oatmeal cookies. Just whatever you do, don't eat the fruitcake.

don't eat the fruitcake? uh oh....waht if I soaked it in rum before I ate it? will that protect me?

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Bella

#9
November 15, 2004, 05:33:26 AM
Ummm.......nope, don't think so. The fruitcake is already soaked in rum. It's heavy and dark and dry as hell in a soggy sort of way that sticks to the back of your throat. We fondly refer to it as 'thud cake' and you're a goner if it should drop on your foot or anything.

The worst was the year Mom froze a lot of green peppers and put them in the freezer next to the fruitcake. (She likes to make things months in advance of the holiday season and freeze them to make sure they aren't fresh when people eat them.) Anyway the fruitcake and the Christmas fudge sat in the freezer for weeks next the green peppers, and the aroma of the peppers permeated them.

Bell pepper flavored cake and fudge leave a lot to be desired. :evil:
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Nikoli Volkoff

#10
November 15, 2004, 06:52:42 AM
hey add some vodka and put it all in a blender... sounds like something that should go into that book of drinks your puttin together Turd
The Hidden stone ripens fast, then laid bare like a turnip can easily be cut out at last but even then the danger isn't past. That man lives best who's fain to live half mad, half sane. -Flemish Poet Jan Van Stijevoort, 1524.
___________
Postatem obscuri lateris nescitis.
___________

East Coast Hustle

#11
November 15, 2004, 02:41:49 PM
yeah...that'd go well with the Fishy Mary, the OysterMeister, and the Chocolate milk/orange peel/skyy vodka/pepto bismol milkshake...

8)

p.s.  Bell pepper-flavored fudge?! that's fuckin' gross....
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

DJRubberducky

#12
November 15, 2004, 03:30:32 PM
If you want to die, just go talk to your army recruiter.  They'll take care of it for you, no problem.
- DJRubberducky
Quote from: LMNODJ's post is sort of like those pills you drop into a glass of water, and they expand into a dinosaur, or something.

Black sheep are still sheep.

EraPassing

#13
November 15, 2004, 03:51:33 PM
If you want to die, I don't see what's so tough about doing it yourself.

Not suggesting that anyone do it, mind you, just saying...
Elves suck.
Yeah, I said it, I went there.  Whatcha gonna do?

The Good Reverend Roger

#14
November 15, 2004, 06:42:10 PM
Quote from: Nikoli Volkoffcurious, just curious
Technically, planning to have someone kill you is, legally, 1st degree murder.

Goofy, yes?
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