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I just don't understand any kind of absolute egalitarianism philosophy. Whether it's branded as anarcho-capitalism or straight anarchism or sockfucking libertarianism, it always misses the same point.

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Things you will not do after you annoy Leln

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, August 14, 2012, 01:48:43 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

August 14, 2012, 01:48:43 AM
1.  Go to the bathroom unassisted.
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

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August 14, 2012, 01:57:39 AM
2. Be able to hold a book. You really shouldn't have dogeared that page, man.

Richter

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August 15, 2012, 01:15:01 AM
Look at kitchen tongs withoht suffering a seizure.

Handle a hardcover book.

Explain to the doctor how it got THERE.
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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Freeky

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August 15, 2012, 01:20:12 AM
Look at pages without flinching.

Eater of Clowns

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August 15, 2012, 01:45:31 AM
Suffer flashbacks from the smell of turmeric.
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EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

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EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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August 15, 2012, 01:51:17 AM
Touch wood.
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Freeky

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August 15, 2012, 02:19:57 AM
Go a month without having The Master Archive nightmare.

Luna

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August 15, 2012, 05:35:37 AM
Look at a card catalog without shuddering all the way to your gonads.
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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Suu

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August 15, 2012, 02:51:34 PM
Call the Dewey Decimal System "archaic and worthless".
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leln

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August 16, 2012, 01:13:56 AM
 :lulz:

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 14, 2012, 01:48:43 AM
1.  Go to the bathroom unassisted.

Very true, especially if you have the flashbacks EOC mentioned. I like to know I'm assisting people.

Quote from: Suu on August 15, 2012, 02:51:34 PM
Call the Dewey Decimal System "archaic and worthless".

I-argh-hmm. I'm familiar with some of the arguments for both sides of this dilemma and could point you to people who can and will lecture about it. I initially wanted to refute your statement because of the rigidity, bias and overall annoyance that is the Dewey Decimal System. Then I was forced to acknowledge the benefits of standardization and so forth things got muddled. So yes.

Fun fact: from what I've heard, Melvil Dewey was an obsessive simplified-speller racist asshole who was fired for sexual harassment at a point in history when it probably shouldn't have been possible for him to do so.
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