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Practicing for Romney's America™, Should The Worst Happen.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, August 31, 2012, 05:08:38 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#30
August 31, 2012, 06:31:57 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 31, 2012, 06:31:30 PM
I may be a cynical, scamming opportunist, but come November, YOU'LL ALL BE VOTING FOR ME.

What's your position on positions?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#31
August 31, 2012, 06:33:42 PM
STAMP OUT POSITIONS!

The Good Reverend Roger

#32
August 31, 2012, 06:34:09 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 31, 2012, 06:33:42 PM
STAMP OUT POSITIONS!

SHIT YEAH!

ONE OF US

ONE OF US
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#33
August 31, 2012, 06:34:18 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on August 31, 2012, 06:16:58 PM
There is no we in team either. But there is an am.

"TEAM" SPELLED BACKWARDS IS "MEAT"

YOU CHOOSE
          /
:mullet:
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LMNO

#34
August 31, 2012, 06:35:35 PM
:lmnuendo:

Freeky

#35
August 31, 2012, 06:36:26 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 31, 2012, 06:31:30 PM
I may be a cynical, scamming opportunist, but come November, YOU'LL ALL BE VOTING FOR ME.

A politics we can fap to.

Nephew Twiddleton

#36
August 31, 2012, 06:48:52 PM
Ctually spelled backwards its maet. Whatever anglosaxon nonsense that is is anyones guess.
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Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

tyrannosaurus vex

#37
August 31, 2012, 06:50:28 PM
I'm glad I already live in Romney's America. I have nothing to adapt to.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

East Coast Hustle

#38
August 31, 2012, 07:22:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 31, 2012, 05:08:38 PM

1  You can DIE from too many forced-handjobs.

Apparently, I no longer have the "A handjob is coming and you may DIE!" womp on this hard drive. :sadbanana:
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The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Suu

#39
August 31, 2012, 07:24:09 PM
I've just decided to export my labor overseas and have tiny Chinese children do my sewing work for a tiny fraction of what they should receive, while I take the rest in pure profit.

I mean, if it made Romney a millionaire, it should work for me too!
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"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#40
August 31, 2012, 07:28:21 PM
Quote from: Suu on August 31, 2012, 07:24:09 PM
I've just decided to export my labor overseas and have tiny Chinese children do my sewing work for a tiny fraction of what they should receive, while I take the rest in pure profit.

I mean, if it made Romney a millionaire, it should work for me too!

It turns out that Romney was born a millionaire, and made more money by taking bailouts at Bain.

No shit.  Link upon request.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

#41
August 31, 2012, 07:49:09 PM
It's kinda funny, really. Almost every dynastic political family in America has consistently produced winners. Kennedy, Roosevelt, Bush, etc.

The Romneys are the only dynastic losers I can think of off the top of my head. :lulz:
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

#42
August 31, 2012, 07:49:55 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on August 31, 2012, 07:49:09 PM
It's kinda funny, really. Almost every dynastic political family in America has consistently produced winners. Kennedy, Roosevelt, Bush, etc.

The Romneys are the only dynastic losers I can think of off the top of my head. :lulz:

Maybe we can get Harold Stassen's kid to run.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#43
August 31, 2012, 08:44:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 31, 2012, 07:28:21 PM
Quote from: Suu on August 31, 2012, 07:24:09 PM
I've just decided to export my labor overseas and have tiny Chinese children do my sewing work for a tiny fraction of what they should receive, while I take the rest in pure profit.

I mean, if it made Romney a millionaire, it should work for me too!

It turns out that Romney was born a millionaire, and made more money by taking bailouts at Bain.

No shit.  Link upon request.

So the basement apartment tuna-eating story Ann spouts is bullshit?

No surprise.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

P3nT4gR4m

#44
September 01, 2012, 08:59:56 AM
Quote from: Suu on August 31, 2012, 08:44:15 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 31, 2012, 07:28:21 PM
Quote from: Suu on August 31, 2012, 07:24:09 PM
I've just decided to export my labor overseas and have tiny Chinese children do my sewing work for a tiny fraction of what they should receive, while I take the rest in pure profit.

I mean, if it made Romney a millionaire, it should work for me too!

It turns out that Romney was born a millionaire, and made more money by taking bailouts at Bain.

No shit.  Link upon request.

So the basement apartment tuna-eating story Ann spouts is bullshit?

No surprise.

Lets see if it meets the criteria.

Politician/politician's spouse - check
Mouth moving - check
Noises coming out - check

Yup - story is bullshit

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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