Practicing for Romney's America™, Should The Worst Happen.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Ctually spelled backwards its maet. Whatever anglosaxon nonsense that is is anyones guess.

It probably has something to do with bees.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

This thread 

[Cain]

I'm practicing for a Romney administration by hiding all my money offshore and making omni-belligerent statements, but especially towards Russians.

But you're British, one of the GOOD vassals, and I am sure that Romney will work with your queen, should she be reelected.

I think we were only good vassals until Romney went on his APOLOGY FOR "OBAMA'S APOLOGY TOUR" TOUR and David Cameron and Boris Johnson made fun of him, and now he's pretending we don't exist.

He'll just have the queen cut their heads off.

We can call Mitt Romney if we decide to downsize the Royal Family, I was thinking.  Personally, I'm thinking about offshoring Prince Andrew to India, then selling all his assets. 

[Mangrove]

I've just decided to export my labor overseas and have tiny Chinese children do my sewing work for a tiny fraction of what they should receive, while I take the rest in pure profit.

I mean, if it made Romney a millionaire, it should work for me too!

It turns out that Romney was born a millionaire, and made more money by taking bailouts at Bain.

No shit.  Link upon request.

So the basement apartment tuna-eating story Ann spouts is bullshit?

No surprise.

Ann Romney was quoted in an interview in 1994 explaining that period. No, they didn't have any money...except for the money they got when Mitt would periodically sell off parts of his stock portfolio.

[Cain]

You just don't understand the deprivation a pair of college age students who have to sell off some of their stock have to suffer through.  Why, they only had thousands of dollars per annum to live off, with the gentle, soft loans of the Bank of My Dad's Wallet to aid them should they suffer further financial distress.

Yet Romney perservered and pulled himself up by his own bootstraps.  None of you have any excuse for your poverty, except laziness and moral failure.

[Mangrove]

You just don't understand the deprivation a pair of college age students who have to sell off some of their stock have to suffer through.  Why, they only had thousands of dollars per annum to live off, with the gentle, soft loans of the Bank of My Dad's Wallet to aid them should they suffer further financial distress.

Yet Romney perservered and pulled himself up by his own bootstraps.  None of you have any excuse for your poverty, except laziness and moral failure.

You're right. I'm sorry. Sometimes I forget how hard it is for affluent white men to get by in this world. I should be more compassionate really.

[Cain]

White male financial-sector workers are the Jews of Obama's liberal fascism.

[LMNO]

STOP THAT.
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[Cain]

I have hundreds of these.

For instance: "The Golf-Playing Male Fortune 500 Executive is the Jew of Gynofascism".

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I have hundreds of these.

For instance: "The Golf-Playing Male Fortune 500 Executive is the Jew of Gynofascism".

GYNOFASCISM!   

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I HAVE MY NEW FB TROLLING THEME!

[Mangrove]

I have hundreds of these.

For instance: "The Golf-Playing Male Fortune 500 Executive is the Jew of Gynofascism".

You're scaring me. I happen to know people who think that the white male is the demographic most discriminated against. They also refer to the ACLU as that  'jew organization'. That the selfsame organization once represented Rush Limbaugh was a point I couldn't be bothered to make. And for added measure they once said "Not all terrorists are muslims, but all muslims are terrorists".

Pop Quiz - what is their favorite tv station?
               who is their favorite tv news anchor?

[Kai]

I'm one of those bad awful people as well, if you're practicing. Me and my EVILution, and my "men came from chimpanzees", and my "Earth isn't 6000 years old".

[Epimetheus]

Do you think Romney's people would persecute a complete neutralist ("I have formed no opinion whatsoever of Obamacare, good sir")? I feel like even acting like I support him would initiate my body's purging reflex.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Judging by the crowd at the DNC vs the 300 yahoos at the RNC, I don't think we have much to worry about from Romney in the near future. 

[Epimetheus]

Nor do I...I've been convinced of his failure since about the same time Roger called it. It's fun to play with the fictional possibility, though. It's a kind of LARPing.