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Started by AFK, September 09, 2012, 07:08:43 PM

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September 09, 2012, 07:08:43 PM
That this week it's the 11th anniversary of that thing we're never, ever supposed to forget.  Well, I remembered, so I guess this means I'll be on Santa Uncle Sam's Good List for another year.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Nephew Twiddleton

#1
September 09, 2012, 07:32:22 PM
Ah the American deathcult. I would have missed it myself until I looked at my calendar and asked myself what the hell Patriot Day was.

There's a difference between remembering and not forgetting.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
September 09, 2012, 07:34:03 PM
Remember the Alamo!

Never Forget 9/11!

Can anyone tell me 3 similarities between these two events?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#3
September 09, 2012, 07:36:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2012, 07:34:03 PM
Remember the Alamo!

Never Forget 9/11!

Can anyone tell me 3 similarities between these two events?

Texans remember both of them?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Cain

#4
September 09, 2012, 07:36:37 PM
Ah, the Lithuanian civil war, and the fateful day that the sinister Teutonic knights laid siege to Vilnius.

9/11/1389.  NEVER FORGET

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
September 09, 2012, 07:37:49 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 09, 2012, 07:36:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2012, 07:34:03 PM
Remember the Alamo!

Never Forget 9/11!

Can anyone tell me 3 similarities between these two events?

Texans remember both of them?

1.  Both events occurred with no good guys on either side.

2.  The defenders/victims were engaged in one form of slavery or another.

3.  Both events were used as rationalizations for massive acts of international armed robbery.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
September 09, 2012, 07:38:13 PM
Also, there's been a lot of bad country songs written about both events.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#7
September 09, 2012, 07:40:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2012, 07:38:13 PM
Also, there's been a lot of bad country songs written about both events.

For the sake of economic efficiency, I suggest country artists write songs about how Mexicans flew planes into the Twin Towers (location: Houston), leading to the Texan Revolution in Central Asia.

Nephew Twiddleton

#8
September 09, 2012, 07:41:47 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 09, 2012, 07:36:37 PM
Ah, the Lithuanian civil war, and the fateful day that the sinister Teutonic knights laid siege to Vilnius.

9/11/1389.  NEVER FORGET

:lulz:

Remember Drogheda! 9/11/1649
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
September 09, 2012, 07:42:19 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 09, 2012, 07:40:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2012, 07:38:13 PM
Also, there's been a lot of bad country songs written about both events.

For the sake of economic efficiency, I suggest country artists write songs about how Mexicans flew planes into the Twin Towers (location: Houston), leading to the Texan Revolution in Central Asia.

:mittens:

But let me modify this:

I suggest country artists write songs about how Mexican abortion doctors flew planes into the Twin Towers (location: Houston), leading to the war on Christmas in Central Asia.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#10
September 09, 2012, 07:42:58 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 09, 2012, 07:40:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2012, 07:38:13 PM
Also, there's been a lot of bad country songs written about both events.

For the sake of economic efficiency, I suggest country artists write songs about how Mexicans flew planes into the Twin Towers (location: Houston), leading to the Texan Revolution in Central Asia.

This is an excellent idea.

Now I just have to work on alternating bass notes.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

#11
September 09, 2012, 07:43:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2012, 07:42:19 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 09, 2012, 07:40:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2012, 07:38:13 PM
Also, there's been a lot of bad country songs written about both events.

For the sake of economic efficiency, I suggest country artists write songs about how Mexicans flew planes into the Twin Towers (location: Houston), leading to the Texan Revolution in Central Asia.

:mittens:

But let me modify this:

I suggest country artists write songs about how Mexican abortion doctors flew planes into the Twin Towers (location: Houston), leading to the war on Christmas in Central Asia.

Even better. Nashville, here I come!
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

AFK

#12
September 09, 2012, 07:44:50 PM
It's a sure way to get yourself on Huckabee, though, you may need to sit out any actual live performance and let the Huckster handle bass duties.   :lol:
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Nephew Twiddleton

#13
September 09, 2012, 07:56:47 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on September 09, 2012, 07:44:50 PM
It's a sure way to get yourself on Huckabee, though, you may need to sit out any actual live performance and let the Huckster handle bass duties.   :lol:

Forgot he was a musician.  :lulz:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Anna Mae Bollocks

#14
September 09, 2012, 08:40:16 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on September 09, 2012, 07:43:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2012, 07:42:19 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 09, 2012, 07:40:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 09, 2012, 07:38:13 PM
Also, there's been a lot of bad country songs written about both events.

For the sake of economic efficiency, I suggest country artists write songs about how Mexicans flew planes into the Twin Towers (location: Houston), leading to the Texan Revolution in Central Asia.

:mittens:

But let me modify this:

I suggest country artists write songs about how Mexican abortion doctors flew planes into the Twin Towers (location: Houston), leading to the war on Christmas in Central Asia.

Even better. Nashville, here I come!

You might want to make the Twin Towers JP Morgan Chase Tower and Wells Fargo Bank Plaza. 
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