Important sexual education, via Vladimir Putin

[Cain]

"Group sex is better than one-on-one because, as in any sort of collective work, you can shirk off."

If Vladimir Putin did not exist, he would have to be invented.

[Juana]

  what.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

Russian President Vladimir Putin is reportedly planning to put on a fake beak and fly a motorized hang-glider to lead a flock of endangered young Siberian white cranes on part of their migration to Asia.

When is the last time Obama led a flock of endangered cranes to Asia in a bird suit?

[Epimetheus]

  A man of personality, you have to give him that. If only a personality and prominent figure like that were combined with a sound and effective politics.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

ITT, evidence that Russia won the Cold War.

[Suu]

Is there anything this man can't/won't do?!

[Richter]

 
This man is a hero.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

The world can rest easy knowing this man will save the cranes. And they might as well shirk off at orgies when Putin is around - he's got it covered. Out of the way, Chuck Norris. Dos Equis guy, you've been replaced. Change "Jim Dandy" to "Vladamir" in that old LaVerne Baker song. This man could be the next...dare I say it? GEORGE ZIMMER.

[East Coast Hustle]

I'd vote for him.

No, in all seriousness, I would. I'm thinking the dude is getting awfully close to being my hero.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

I hope Putin is still in his prime when the New World Order happens so we can elect him Global President.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I'd vote for him.

No, in all seriousness, I would. I'm thinking the dude is getting awfully close to being my hero.

How so?

[Suu]

Relevant.

http://www.cafepress.com/+vladimir_putin_shower_curtain,629526489

Someone give me $60.

[East Coast Hustle]

I'd vote for him.

No, in all seriousness, I would. I'm thinking the dude is getting awfully close to being my hero.

How so?

Name someone that's cooler than Putin. He's like a real-life Dos Equis guy, but even more badass.