How most men, even good caring men, have no clue what women go through

[The Good Reverend Roger]

"That's just theft!"

Ugh.

For real? 

Was that a libertarian talking, or a TV preacher?

[Juana]

Libertarian, although I imagine there are TV preachers who would say that.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Libertarian, although I imagine there are TV preachers who would say that.

Whomever it is apparently either:

1.  Has no daughters, or

2.  Thinks that only Those People fall into prostitution.

[Juana]

Pretty much. And 3. has no sense of compassion or humanity.

[hooplala]

4. was joking?

[Cain]

Pretty much. And 3. has no sense of compassion or humanity.

Uh, "libertarian".

[Juana]

Point.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Pretty much. And 3. has no sense of compassion or humanity.

Uh, "libertarian".

Nailhead, meet hammer. 

[Freeky]

For context, Michael Fassbender:





LMNO
-BOYS BOYS BOYS.

MY OVARIES JUST EXPLODED.  THANKS A LOT, OBAMA ALPHAPANCE.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'm gonna be picking ball bearings out of the drywall for weeks.

THANKS A LOT, ALPHAPANCE!   

[Freeky]

Hey Fidel, my birfday is coming up.  You think you could maybe get someone to kidnap me a Fassbender? I'll love you forever and a day.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Hey Fidel, my birfday is coming up.  You think you could maybe get someone to kidnap me a Fassbender? I'll love you forever and a day.

Those imports are expensive.  I bet we can find a domestic model down at the Hotel Congress.  We'll yank the sweater vest off of him, you'll never know the difference.

[Freeky]

Hey Fidel, my birfday is coming up.  You think you could maybe get someone to kidnap me a Fassbender? I'll love you forever and a day.

Those imports are expensive.  I bet we can find a domestic model down at the Hotel Congress.  We'll yank the sweater vest off of him, you'll never know the difference.

Pshh.  I've seen some of those domestics up close.  Made out of tissue paper and washboards. I'd break them in a week, at best. 

Maybe I wouldn't know the difference if it weren't of Arizona or hipster make.  Oooh!  Maybe a BIG GAY COWBOY?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Hey Fidel, my birfday is coming up.  You think you could maybe get someone to kidnap me a Fassbender? I'll love you forever and a day.

Those imports are expensive.  I bet we can find a domestic model down at the Hotel Congress.  We'll yank the sweater vest off of him, you'll never know the difference.

Pshh.  I've seen some of those domestics up close.  Made out of tissue paper and washboards. I'd break them in a week, at best. 

Maybe I wouldn't know the difference if it weren't of Arizona or hipster make.  Oooh!  Maybe a BIG GAY COWBOY?

Unfortunately, that commodity is off the market.  Perhaps we can grab someone out of a shufflin' crew.

They work out.

[Freeky]

Hey Fidel, my birfday is coming up.  You think you could maybe get someone to kidnap me a Fassbender? I'll love you forever and a day.

Those imports are expensive.  I bet we can find a domestic model down at the Hotel Congress.  We'll yank the sweater vest off of him, you'll never know the difference.

Pshh.  I've seen some of those domestics up close.  Made out of tissue paper and washboards. I'd break them in a week, at best. 

Maybe I wouldn't know the difference if it weren't of Arizona or hipster make.  Oooh!  Maybe a BIG GAY COWBOY?

Unfortunately, that commodity is off the market.  Perhaps we can grab someone out of a shufflin' crew.

They work out.

Hm, yes I have checked out the bodies on those.  They're quite sexy, and well built.