Rant for Holist

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Perhaps he left to go post in the best of all possible threads?

Whichever thread you are in is, or course, the best of all possible threads.

Why do I suddenly feel like I'm in an 18th century satire...?

There's no time for second thoughts now, Kai.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I don't like this Roger. I want the other Roger back. It is more obviously dangerous.

I think he might be en route. 

I don't much like the new Roger.  He GRINS too much.  He has teeth, you see, and what's more, he has more than are actually necessary for any legitimate/sanctioned use.

Ah. *cues theme from Jaws*

I don't like the new Roger that much, either.

"Either"?

I'm looking forward to Shark Roger.

[Dildo Argentino]

I don't like this Roger. I want the other Roger back. It is more obviously dangerous.

I think he might be en route. 

I don't much like the new Roger.  He GRINS too much.  He has teeth, you see, and what's more, he has more than are actually necessary for any legitimate/sanctioned use.

Ah. *cues theme from Jaws*

I don't like the new Roger that much, either.

"Either"?

I'm looking forward to Shark Roger.

No! I mean, as in "I also don't like the new Roger that much."

[Internet Jesus]

The Roger you get is the Roger you deserve.

But the new Roger is scary in the same way that a time bomb is scary.  All the potential is held in and tightly wound. And no pressure is released until, BAM you're covered in bits of skull, brain mater, ectoplasm and cum.  AND THEN WHERE ARE YOU AT?

At least Old Roger oozed.  Yeah that shit was probably lethal and infected you with 7 different STIs and a like form of cancer, but you had a good 20-40 years before it killed you dead.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Are you sure you're not from Georgia (the US Georgia)?

Well yes, quite sure. 

That's odd.  You sure as fuck act like a Georgia yahoo.

But, being not from Georgia or indeed anywhere near it, the reference is lost on me.

You exhort people to be more civil, then shit on them when they do, you backwards fucking redneck.

Well no. I found your rant's pessimism extreme (selfish, I know: when I feel that crap, I'm depressed and suffering and far from pugnacious, clearly not the case for you), so I asked about it. Then you went to town.

Translation: If you just SMILE hard enough all the world's troubles will just fade away. You may hear a slight buzzing sound.

THINK POSITIVE! 

[Cain]

Perhaps he left to go post in the best of all possible threads?

Whichever thread you are in is, or course, the best of all possible threads.

Why do I suddenly feel like I'm in an 18th century satire...?

Because you have been neglecting your garden.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

The Roger you get is the Roger you deserve.

Newsfeed?

[Ayotollah of Ass]

Everyone is Roger in their own way.

It's because I'm contagious.  Like herpes.

And every outbreak is like a stroll down memory lane?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Everyone is Roger in their own way.

It's because I'm contagious.  Like herpes.

And every outbreak is like a stroll down memory lane?

Well, sure.  This shit happens every 2 months or so.  Roger's too Roger, and SOMEONE has to DO SOMETHING!

[P3nT4gR4m]

 :supertard:

[Don Coyote]

Everyone is Roger in their own way.

It's because I'm contagious.  Like herpes.

And every outbreak is like a stroll down memory lane?

Well, sure.  This shit happens every 2 months or so.  Roger's too Roger, and SOMEONE has to DO SOMETHING!

NEWSFEED!!!!