So, my cousin mass emails everyone in the family about a birth in the family.

[Internet Jesus]

Telling them to fuck off doesn't end the fued though.  It provides them with the space to fill in the blanks themselves.  And they will fill those spaces in with worse stuff than you can imagine.

That's the same principle that works for not showing the monster until the third act of a horror movie.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Telling them to fuck off doesn't end the fued though.  It provides them with the space to fill in the blanks themselves.  And they will fill those spaces in with worse stuff than you can imagine.

That's the same principle that works for not showing the monster until the third act of a horror movie.

But don't you see?  This leaves me NOTHING!

[Eater of Clowns]

I'm with you on the extended family thing, Roger.  I have 18 first cousins.  I grew up with all of them, seeing them several times a year, etc.  Now we're adults.  No person on either side of the family even owns a house that's large enough to host that side of the family all at once for all the husbands, wives, children, etc.  I can't even remember all of their names.

As far as I'm concerned, they're people I knew.  Quite a few of them I still see a few times a year and we don't even speak.  I have no obligation to them or to their wretched offspring.  I'll hang out with the one or two cousins but that's it, I'm done.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Read this the whole way through and see if he is right or wrong.

.
Be Proud To Be White....

I have been wondering about why Whites are racists, and no other race is...




Michael Richards makes his point... And whether we like it or not, he is telling the truth.

Michael Richards, better known as Kramer from TVs Seinfeld, does make a good point.

This was his defense speech in court after making racial comments in his comedy act.

He makes some very interesting points...

Someone finally said it. How many are actually paying attention to this?

____

There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, etc.

And then there are just Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction.

You call me 'White boy', 'Cracker', 'Honkey', 'Whitey', 'Caveman'... And that's OK...

But when I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towel head, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink ... You call me a racist.

You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you...
So why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live?
You have the United Negro College Fund.

You have Martin Luther King Day.

You have Black History Month.

You have Cesar Chavez Day.

You have Yom Hashoah.

You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi.

You have the NAACP.

You have BET...

If we had WET (White Entertainment Television), we'd be racists.

If we had a White Pride Day, you would call us racists.

If we had White History Month, we'd be racists.

If we had any organization for only whites to 'advance' OUR lives, we'd be racists.

We have a Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, a Black Chamber of Commerce, and then we just have the plain Chamber of Commerce.

Wonder who pays for that??

A white woman could not be in the Miss Black American pageant, but any color can be in the Miss America pageant.

If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships... You know we'd be racists.

There are over 60 openly proclaimed Black Colleges in the US ... Yet if there were 'White colleges', that would be a racist college.

In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights.
If we marched for our race and rights, you would call us racists.
You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid to announce it.

But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.

You rob us, car jack us, and shoot at us.

But, when a white police officer shoots a black gang member or beats up a black drug dealer running from the law and posing a threat to society, you call him a racist.

I am proud...... But you call me a racist.

Why is it that only whites can be racists??
There is nothing improper about this email.
Let's see which of you are proud enough to send it on.
I sadly don't think many will.
That's why we have LOST most of OUR RIGHTS in this country.

We won't stand up for ourselves!

BE PROUD TO BE WHITE!

It's not a crime YET... But getting very close!

It is estimated that ONLY 5% of those reaching this point in this email, will pass it on.

I DID!!

I KNEW you people were passing around weird shit like this behind my back!   

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Read this the whole way through and see if he is right or wrong.

.
Be Proud To Be White....

I have been wondering about why Whites are racists, and no other race is...




Michael Richards makes his point... And whether we like it or not, he is telling the truth.

Michael Richards, better known as Kramer from TVs Seinfeld, does make a good point.

This was his defense speech in court after making racial comments in his comedy act.

He makes some very interesting points...

Someone finally said it. How many are actually paying attention to this?

____

There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, etc.

And then there are just Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction.

You call me 'White boy', 'Cracker', 'Honkey', 'Whitey', 'Caveman'... And that's OK...

But when I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towel head, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink ... You call me a racist.

You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you...
So why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live?
You have the United Negro College Fund.

You have Martin Luther King Day.

You have Black History Month.

You have Cesar Chavez Day.

You have Yom Hashoah.

You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi.

You have the NAACP.

You have BET...

If we had WET (White Entertainment Television), we'd be racists.

If we had a White Pride Day, you would call us racists.

If we had White History Month, we'd be racists.

If we had any organization for only whites to 'advance' OUR lives, we'd be racists.

We have a Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, a Black Chamber of Commerce, and then we just have the plain Chamber of Commerce.

Wonder who pays for that??

A white woman could not be in the Miss Black American pageant, but any color can be in the Miss America pageant.

If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships... You know we'd be racists.

There are over 60 openly proclaimed Black Colleges in the US ... Yet if there were 'White colleges', that would be a racist college.

In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights.
If we marched for our race and rights, you would call us racists.
You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid to announce it.

But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.

You rob us, car jack us, and shoot at us.

But, when a white police officer shoots a black gang member or beats up a black drug dealer running from the law and posing a threat to society, you call him a racist.

I am proud...... But you call me a racist.

Why is it that only whites can be racists??
There is nothing improper about this email.
Let's see which of you are proud enough to send it on.
I sadly don't think many will.
That's why we have LOST most of OUR RIGHTS in this country.

We won't stand up for ourselves!

BE PROUD TO BE WHITE!

It's not a crime YET... But getting very close!

It is estimated that ONLY 5% of those reaching this point in this email, will pass it on.

I DID!!

I KNEW you people were passing around weird shit like this behind my back!   

I'm having fun with the rewrite.  Should be done tomorrow.

But in the meantime...

I love that one bit "who pays for a Black chamber of commerce". 

ONE WOULD IMAGINE THAT WOULD BE THE MEMBERS OF SAID CHAMBER OF COMMERCE, AS IT'S A PRIVATE ORGANIZATION.

Where DO these dumbfucks come from?

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Read this the whole way through and see if he is right or wrong.

.
Be Proud To Be White....

I have been wondering about why Whites are racists, and no other race is...




Michael Richards makes his point... And whether we like it or not, he is telling the truth.

Michael Richards, better known as Kramer from TVs Seinfeld, does make a good point.

This was his defense speech in court after making racial comments in his comedy act.

He makes some very interesting points...

Someone finally said it. How many are actually paying attention to this?

____

There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, etc.

And then there are just Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction.

You call me 'White boy', 'Cracker', 'Honkey', 'Whitey', 'Caveman'... And that's OK...

But when I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towel head, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink ... You call me a racist.

You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you...
So why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live?
You have the United Negro College Fund.

You have Martin Luther King Day.

You have Black History Month.

You have Cesar Chavez Day.

You have Yom Hashoah.

You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi.

You have the NAACP.

You have BET...

If we had WET (White Entertainment Television), we'd be racists.

If we had a White Pride Day, you would call us racists.

If we had White History Month, we'd be racists.

If we had any organization for only whites to 'advance' OUR lives, we'd be racists.

We have a Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, a Black Chamber of Commerce, and then we just have the plain Chamber of Commerce.

Wonder who pays for that??

A white woman could not be in the Miss Black American pageant, but any color can be in the Miss America pageant.

If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships... You know we'd be racists.

There are over 60 openly proclaimed Black Colleges in the US ... Yet if there were 'White colleges', that would be a racist college.

In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights.
If we marched for our race and rights, you would call us racists.
You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid to announce it.

But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.

You rob us, car jack us, and shoot at us.

But, when a white police officer shoots a black gang member or beats up a black drug dealer running from the law and posing a threat to society, you call him a racist.

I am proud...... But you call me a racist.

Why is it that only whites can be racists??
There is nothing improper about this email.
Let's see which of you are proud enough to send it on.
I sadly don't think many will.
That's why we have LOST most of OUR RIGHTS in this country.

We won't stand up for ourselves!

BE PROUD TO BE WHITE!

It's not a crime YET... But getting very close!

It is estimated that ONLY 5% of those reaching this point in this email, will pass it on.

I DID!!

I KNEW you people were passing around weird shit like this behind my back!   

I'm having fun with the rewrite.  Should be done tomorrow.

But in the meantime...

I love that one bit "who pays for a Black chamber of commerce". 

ONE WOULD IMAGINE THAT WOULD BE THE MEMBERS OF SAID CHAMBER OF COMMERCE, AS IT'S A PRIVATE ORGANIZATION.

Where DO these dumbfucks come from?

I'd say Seguin, but the spelling isn't anywhere near fucked enough.

Houston?

[Signora Pæsior]

Read this the whole way through and see if he is right or wrong.

.
Be Proud To Be White....

I have been wondering about why Whites are racists, and no other race is...




Michael Richards makes his point... And whether we like it or not, he is telling the truth.

Michael Richards, better known as Kramer from TVs Seinfeld, does make a good point.

This was his defense speech in court after making racial comments in his comedy act.

He makes some very interesting points...

Someone finally said it. How many are actually paying attention to this?

____

There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, etc.

And then there are just Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction.

You call me 'White boy', 'Cracker', 'Honkey', 'Whitey', 'Caveman'... And that's OK...

But when I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towel head, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink ... You call me a racist.

You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you...
So why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live?
You have the United Negro College Fund.

You have Martin Luther King Day.

You have Black History Month.

You have Cesar Chavez Day.

You have Yom Hashoah.

You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi.

You have the NAACP.

You have BET...

If we had WET (White Entertainment Television), we'd be racists.

If we had a White Pride Day, you would call us racists.

If we had White History Month, we'd be racists.

If we had any organization for only whites to 'advance' OUR lives, we'd be racists.

We have a Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, a Black Chamber of Commerce, and then we just have the plain Chamber of Commerce.

Wonder who pays for that??

A white woman could not be in the Miss Black American pageant, but any color can be in the Miss America pageant.

If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships... You know we'd be racists.

There are over 60 openly proclaimed Black Colleges in the US ... Yet if there were 'White colleges', that would be a racist college.

In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights.
If we marched for our race and rights, you would call us racists.
You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid to announce it.

But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.

You rob us, car jack us, and shoot at us.

But, when a white police officer shoots a black gang member or beats up a black drug dealer running from the law and posing a threat to society, you call him a racist.

I am proud...... But you call me a racist.

Why is it that only whites can be racists??
There is nothing improper about this email.
Let's see which of you are proud enough to send it on.
I sadly don't think many will.
That's why we have LOST most of OUR RIGHTS in this country.

We won't stand up for ourselves!

BE PROUD TO BE WHITE!

It's not a crime YET... But getting very close!

It is estimated that ONLY 5% of those reaching this point in this email, will pass it on.

I DID!!

I KNEW you people were passing around weird shit like this behind my back!   

I'm having fun with the rewrite.  Should be done tomorrow.

But in the meantime...

I love that one bit "who pays for a Black chamber of commerce". 

ONE WOULD IMAGINE THAT WOULD BE THE MEMBERS OF SAID CHAMBER OF COMMERCE, AS IT'S A PRIVATE ORGANIZATION.

Where DO these dumbfucks come from?

Yeah, but what you're saying far too closely resembles logic, Roger.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Read this the whole way through and see if he is right or wrong.

.
Be Proud To Be White....

I have been wondering about why Whites are racists, and no other race is...




Michael Richards makes his point... And whether we like it or not, he is telling the truth.

Michael Richards, better known as Kramer from TVs Seinfeld, does make a good point.

This was his defense speech in court after making racial comments in his comedy act.

He makes some very interesting points...

Someone finally said it. How many are actually paying attention to this?

____

There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, etc.

And then there are just Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction.

You call me 'White boy', 'Cracker', 'Honkey', 'Whitey', 'Caveman'... And that's OK...

But when I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towel head, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink ... You call me a racist.

You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you...
So why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live?
You have the United Negro College Fund.

You have Martin Luther King Day.

You have Black History Month.

You have Cesar Chavez Day.

You have Yom Hashoah.

You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi.

You have the NAACP.

You have BET...

If we had WET (White Entertainment Television), we'd be racists.

If we had a White Pride Day, you would call us racists.

If we had White History Month, we'd be racists.

If we had any organization for only whites to 'advance' OUR lives, we'd be racists.

We have a Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, a Black Chamber of Commerce, and then we just have the plain Chamber of Commerce.

Wonder who pays for that??

A white woman could not be in the Miss Black American pageant, but any color can be in the Miss America pageant.

If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships... You know we'd be racists.

There are over 60 openly proclaimed Black Colleges in the US ... Yet if there were 'White colleges', that would be a racist college.

In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights.
If we marched for our race and rights, you would call us racists.
You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid to announce it.

But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.

You rob us, car jack us, and shoot at us.

But, when a white police officer shoots a black gang member or beats up a black drug dealer running from the law and posing a threat to society, you call him a racist.

I am proud...... But you call me a racist.

Why is it that only whites can be racists??
There is nothing improper about this email.
Let's see which of you are proud enough to send it on.
I sadly don't think many will.
That's why we have LOST most of OUR RIGHTS in this country.

We won't stand up for ourselves!

BE PROUD TO BE WHITE!

It's not a crime YET... But getting very close!

It is estimated that ONLY 5% of those reaching this point in this email, will pass it on.

I DID!!

I KNEW you people were passing around weird shit like this behind my back!   

I'm having fun with the rewrite.  Should be done tomorrow.

But in the meantime...

I love that one bit "who pays for a Black chamber of commerce". 

ONE WOULD IMAGINE THAT WOULD BE THE MEMBERS OF SAID CHAMBER OF COMMERCE, AS IT'S A PRIVATE ORGANIZATION.

Where DO these dumbfucks come from?

STOP with your REALITY and your REASON, they're so UNCHRISTIAN and therefore UNCONSTITUTIONAL!

[LMNO]

THOSE PEOPLE OVER THERE SCARE ME.

[Cain]

I think members of my extended family know better than to email me.

Especially since if I come to face with several of them, only one of us is going to be walking away with our teeth intact.  I suppose the upside of that is I don't have to put up with stuff like this, though my friends on Facebook are almost as inane.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

It just occured to me that the inclusion of yom hashoah in there is even funnier since jewish people are predominantly white.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

It just occured to me that the inclusion of yom hashoah in there is even funnier since jewish people are predominantly white.

...something something European Diaspora something something...

But TWID, the REAL ONES have to be SMUDGEY because DARK=EV0L.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

[Mangrove]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_VfGVKzcfs     Sly Stone

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r_-NcCrXwM     James Brown

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PaoLy7PHwk     Public Enemy

[Juana]

It just occured to me that the inclusion of yom hashoah in there is even funnier since jewish people are predominantly white.

Y'know, I don't imagine my grandmother thinks Jewish people are white, regardless of whether they look it or not.