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Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)

Started by Juana, October 04, 2012, 04:31:11 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#285
October 11, 2012, 10:24:07 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on October 11, 2012, 10:07:23 PM
What the hell. I didn't even know they came in orange.

Yeah, well, they do.  It's REALLY orange, too.  Like a traffic cone, if a traffic cone was a venomous creature that has nothing better to do than STING YOU IN THE JUNK.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#286
October 11, 2012, 10:30:28 PM
I'm attempting a cold-brew coffee.  Only I went a little bit overboard...

We shall see how ridiculously powerful it is in the morning.  I am sure I will be thankful for it, even if it kills every taste bud I have left.

Nephew Twiddleton

#287
October 11, 2012, 10:41:55 PM
Gave some roses to villager as she was leaving work today along with a get well card. Shes seeing the specialist tomorrow. Also i found out how to send interoffice mail to her.

Also last hour of work. Want to leave something fierce.
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Juana

#288
October 11, 2012, 10:45:20 PM
Good luck, Twid!

Quote from: Cain on October 11, 2012, 10:30:28 PM
I'm attempting a cold-brew coffee.  Only I went a little bit overboard...

We shall see how ridiculously powerful it is in the morning.  I am sure I will be thankful for it, even if it kills every taste bud I have left.
How do you go overboard? :lol:
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Cain

#289
October 11, 2012, 10:46:41 PM
Well, I thought there was a lot less coffee in the bag then there was.

It was about two inches deep.  Maybe a little bit more.  The press makes four cups of coffee, max.

Juana

#290
October 11, 2012, 11:15:04 PM
Okay, I can see how that's overboard. :lulz: Super concentrated!
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Cain

#291
October 11, 2012, 11:23:10 PM
I'll need it.  Tomorrow is the weekly staff meeting, and it's either that or stabbing my own eyes out with a pen.

The NHS could save a bundle on sending operating patients to us before surgery, I tell you.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#292
October 11, 2012, 11:47:52 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 11, 2012, 06:49:15 PM
Quote from: Man Green on October 11, 2012, 06:03:02 PM
I have a bitch of a headaache and I need to take a shower and go to school and I have a math writing assignment due tomorrow and I have an assessment tomorrow and I have to take a new intern with me oh god I hate training people!

OH HAI CAN YOU TEACH ME HOW TO MAKES BEADS, PLS?

I WOULD LIKE TO BE YOUR COMPETITOR.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#293
October 11, 2012, 11:50:49 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 11, 2012, 06:53:24 PM
Amusing:  Do a Google image search for "Completely Wrong".

:lulz: That was awesome!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#294
October 11, 2012, 11:51:45 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 11, 2012, 08:55:53 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 11, 2012, 08:53:02 PM
Yeah.  I gotta ask.


1) What was a hornet doing on your balls in the first place?
2) How did it get through all the hair?

1.  I was cooling off out in the back yard after hitting the treadmill, so I was wearing shorts, and the little bastard when right up the right leg of my shorts like he was on a MISSION.

2.  How do the squiddys in the Matrix get through the hull of those hovercraft ship thingies?  BY TEARING THEIR WAY THROUGH.  To get at the inner goodness.  Sort of like cracking a walnut, only, you know, hair.

The worst part is SEEING IT HAPPEN, and then REFLEXIVELY PUNCHING YOURSELF IN THE NUTS.  And then it stings you a bunch of times ANYWAY.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: OMG

:potd:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#295
October 11, 2012, 11:52:18 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 11, 2012, 10:24:07 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on October 11, 2012, 10:07:23 PM
What the hell. I didn't even know they came in orange.

Yeah, well, they do.  It's REALLY orange, too.  Like a traffic cone, if a traffic cone was a venomous creature that has nothing better to do than STING YOU IN THE JUNK.

It's kind of like a dream come true!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#296
October 11, 2012, 11:55:21 PM
OK, so the ex-bf sent me an email that has the very clear vibe of trying to manipulate me into talking him into getting back together

and I am furious and  my stomach is in knots.

I have some replies to this, oh yes, lots of replies, but not yet.Not until I'm not angry anymore. And then I am going to calmly explain what, exactly, was wrong with our relationship, and why it will never, ever happen again.


"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

#297
October 12, 2012, 12:00:15 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 11, 2012, 10:24:07 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on October 11, 2012, 10:07:23 PM
What the hell. I didn't even know they came in orange.

Yeah, well, they do.  It's REALLY orange, too.  Like a traffic cone, if a traffic cone was a venomous creature that has nothing better to do than STING YOU IN THE JUNK.


Um, dude... Bright orange, traffic cone, made you nail yourself in the junk...

I think that was one of the Nigels.  For srs.

AFK

#298
October 12, 2012, 12:28:16 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on October 11, 2012, 10:07:23 PM
What the hell. I didn't even know they came in orange.


That must sting.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Juana

#299
October 12, 2012, 12:35:59 AM
Haet.



Class is aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalmost over. Thank fucking god. I am going to go home, make hot bourbon tea, and watch the VP debate.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."
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