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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 19, 2012, 08:36:00 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

November 19, 2012, 08:36:00 PM
I have an ASS CANNON, and it's pointed DIRECTLY AT YOU, you Goddamn crap-covered bonobo reject monkey-problems!  Why, I'd rather SUCK VACUUM ON THE MOON than share real estate with your tick-infested hides, but GOD didn't GIVE ME A CHOICE!  You make the fucking HAIR in my EARS itch, with your running around and hollering about shit that both DOESN'T MATTER and MAKES ME PUKE!  And not just NORMAL puke, but that yellow stuff that looks like someone melted a LEMON MIRENGUE PIE!  Yeah, I know I spelled that wrong, but it's that sort of NIT-PICKY BULLSHIT that proves that there's an EXPRESS LANE IN HELL, and it's NUT-TO-BUTT with people like YOU!

I could go on and on in this vein, but WHAT'S THE POINT?  You'll still be Goddamn PRIMATES when I'm done, and all that will be accomplished is that the HATE AND LOATHING in my brain will make my blood pressure go up 20 points!  WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

TELL ME NOW, BEFORE I STOMP ON KITTENS!

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1
November 19, 2012, 08:46:55 PM
NOT KIDDING, HERE.

FESS UP, OR MR BIGGLESWORTH BUYS THE BIG ONE.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Don Coyote

#2
November 19, 2012, 08:48:25 PM
look here. stomping all the kittens t you want. I'll be laughing while they cart you away for   unamerican activities. Not that it matters. I have unlimited data, and so can you. With my unlimited data I can download all the kittens I want with my choice of fries or slaw and 20 different dipping sauces  guaranteed free trade and low carb.

Don Coyote

#3
November 19, 2012, 08:50:25 PM
also Mr bigglesworrh is a know communist sect leader. stomping away.

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
November 19, 2012, 08:50:55 PM
Quote from: American Jackal on November 19, 2012, 08:48:25 PM
look here. stomping all the kittens t you want. I'll be laughing while they cart you away for   unamerican activities. Not that it matters. I have unlimited data, and so can you. With my unlimited data I can download all the kittens I want with my choice of fries or slaw and 20 different dipping sauces  guaranteed free trade and low carb.

AND YOU'LL NEED THAT SHIT NOW THAT THANKSGIVING IS COMING, SO YOU CAN STUFF YOUR UGLY FAT FACE WITH CRAPPY BUCKETS OF CRAP LIKE A GODDAMN FEEDBAG STAPLED TO YOUR HEAD.  IT'S GOING TO BE HARD TO ENJOY THAT UNLIMITED DATA IN THE CARDIAC WARD, YOU FRY-SALTING BASTARD.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Don Coyote

#5
November 19, 2012, 09:00:01 PM
we fry salt now. It's more docent. terrorist
go back to corn land.
Look all I have to do is download the newest plans and bam I can printout a new heart along with all thos kitens yoi ant to sromp you fascist.
And unlimited data is so unlimited I get it in my sleep. The heart Ward is no barrier to unlimited data.
unlimited data lets me watch all the news at once while tweeting about my newest  multiscorecombodance in world oelder dragon effect 11 revolution.

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
November 19, 2012, 09:00:58 PM
Quote from: American Jackal on November 19, 2012, 09:00:01 PM
we fry salt now. It's more docent. terrorist
go back to corn land.
Look all I have to do is download the newest plans and bam I can printout a new heart along with all thos kitens yoi ant to sromp you fascist.
And unlimited data is so unlimited I get it in my sleep. The heart Ward is no barrier to unlimited data.
unlimited data lets me watch all the news at once while tweeting about my newest  multiscorecombodance in world oelder dragon effect 11 revolution.

JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION, YOU SKIRT-WEARING WELSH PIGFUCKER!  :crankey:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
November 19, 2012, 09:01:35 PM
OH, WAIT.

You did.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Don Coyote

#8
November 19, 2012, 09:03:48 PM
UNLIMITED DATA TRAVELING AT FASTER THAN A RUN.
ARE YOU JELOUSOUS YET?

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
November 19, 2012, 09:05:42 PM
Quote from: American Jackal on November 19, 2012, 09:03:48 PM
UNLIMITED DATA TRAVELING AT FASTER THAN A RUN.
ARE YOU JELOUSOUS YET?

BLACK FRIDAY IS COMING, JACKASS.

You'll be TRAMPLED to DEATH at WalMart, and they'll haul you out in a BUCKET, with the only recognizable bit left being your HAND, still clutching the SNUGGY you bought to go with that dress you wear.  NOT SO PRETTY NOW, EH, PRINCESS?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
November 19, 2012, 09:08:51 PM
Now I have to go SHIT A WILDEBEAST.

I blame you fuckers.  :argh!:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

#11
November 19, 2012, 09:31:05 PM
THE HAIR IN YOUR EARS ITCHES BECAUSE IT FEELS LONELY. GROW A BEARD, ROGER.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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The Good Reverend Roger

#12
November 19, 2012, 09:35:36 PM
Quote from: The Waffler on November 19, 2012, 09:31:05 PM
THE HAIR IN YOUR EARS ITCHES BECAUSE IT FEELS LONELY. GROW A BEARD, ROGER.

Well, that's not actually a bad idea, except that I sort of WORK IN AN ACID ENVIRONMENT, AND PROTECTIVE MASKS DON'T SEAL ON HAIR.  Which is the number one reason YOU LOST WORLD WAR I.  I'd LIKE to grow a beard like NORMAL PEOPLE, but unfortunately my options are A) Shave and B) CHOKE TO DEATH ON HYDROCHLORIC ACID FUMES.  Needless to say, this fills me with seasonal cheer, and I was thinking I could be SECRET SANTA, with the SECRET being that I look like Santa with RADIATION POISONING.  And I will give out chunks of Hiroshimite to all the deserving boys and girls, because THEY WOULDN'T SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Juana

#13
November 19, 2012, 09:49:31 PM
You know WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with me? TOO MUCH GODDAMN INFORMATION. Never time to rest, never time to analyze, ever fucking time to think. On the go go go go! Swimming, drowning in information, 99.99999999999% of it totally motherfucking useless. If I stop to try to figure out what's what and who's who, the world goes on without me, spinning faster and faster and faster and I can never ever catch up. So I go on the bits I pick up and that's the best I can do unless I want to drown.

Did I save the kittens? Because LOLCATS could use some more Stuff on Cats and I have, like, a stack of dishes to put on Mr. Bigglesworth, if you don't mind. And I'll never get any hits if I'm stacking dishes on catburger.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

The Good Reverend Roger

#14
November 19, 2012, 09:52:35 PM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on November 19, 2012, 09:49:31 PM
You know WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with me? TOO MUCH GODDAMN INFORMATION. Never time to rest, never time to analyze, ever fucking time to think. On the go go go go! Swimming, drowning in information, 99.99999999999% of it totally motherfucking useless. If I stop to try to figure out what's what and who's who, the world goes on without me, spinning faster and faster and faster and I can never ever catch up. So I go on the bits I pick up and that's the best I can do unless I want to drown.

Did I save the kittens? Because LOLCATS could use some more Stuff on Cats and I have, like, a stack of dishes to put on Mr. Bigglesworth, if you don't mind. And I'll never get any hits if I'm stacking dishes on catburger.

LET the bastard spin, and when it REALLY gets going, smack it with a hammer like putting some "English" on a billiard ball.  Then let the fucker spin off into space, where it will COLLIDE with JUPITER, thus FINALLY answering all of my PRAYERS.  And in the meantime, tell everyone to SHUT UP with their USELESS INFORMATION, because it really IS useless 99.99999% of the time and maybe kick them until they DO shut up.

But do it somewhere where I CAN'T HEAR IT, because there's ENOUGH jabbering monkeys RIGHT FUCKING HERE.

And yes.  You saved one (1) kitten.  Things aren't looking good for the rest of the litter, though.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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