Twelve Days of Nigel

[LMNO]

Occasionally, I am inspired.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

LMNO wins the thread.

LMNO has been winning the internets lately. He's on a roll!

You know, this stuff really, really needs to be recorded. Because I want to burn a Christmas cd.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Sirens sing, and there's screaming,
Torches blaze, bodies bleeding
A terrible sight,
We're running tonight.
Running for our motherfucking lives.

Gone insane are her legions,
feed on brains, mate with pigeons
They charge into war
We're foot to the floor,
Running for our motherfucking lives.

In the meadow sacrifice some humans,
Then pretend it isn't raining flames
They'll say: Are you serious?
We'll say: sure man,
But to Nigel this is all just fun and games

[LMNO]

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

 

You guys, I seriously think there's about an album's worth, here.

[Pæs]

Sirens sing, and there's screaming,
Torches blaze, bodies bleeding
A terrible sight,
We're running tonight.
Running for our motherfucking lives.

Gone insane are her legions,
feed on brains, mate with pigeons
They charge into war
We're foot to the floor,
Running for our motherfucking lives.

In the meadow sacrifice some humans,
Then pretend it isn't raining flames
They'll say: Are you serious?
We'll say: sure man,
But to Nigel this is all just fun and games

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Somebody help me with this one:

Dark Empress Nigel looked out
On the street of Burnside
When the snow lay round about
Deep and crisp and freeze-fried
Brightly shone the moon that night
Like a fake inferno
When a wino came in sight
Straining winter Sterno...

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Re-writing the tinny Christmas carols playing in my store to fit a more Nigelmas theme helped me get through work today. Hooray! I've narrowed it down to three that I really liked. My question is : Can we get a children's choir for the album? Because my current favorite just wouldn't be the same without the wailing of children on the final high note.

[hirley0]

Versions Verry 1: i sure wish the drop WiFi carrier trick would GO AWAY
{nebber Mind My QUestion is dose she OR does she not cross the river
about shooting ?
THERE WAS A maid in OREGON /FOR PRIME TIME tv  {LOCAL/NATIONAL/in seg
TainT NO "snow round about

Somebody help me with this one:

Dark Empress Nigel looked out
On the street of Burnside
When the
Deep and crisp and freeze-fried
Brightly shone the moon that night
Like a fake inferno
When a wino came in sight
Straining winter Sterno...

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Versions Verry 1: i sure wish the drop WiFi carrier trick would GO AWAY
{nebber Mind My QUestion is dose she OR does she not cross the river
about shooting ?
THERE WAS A maid in OREGON /FOR PRIME TIME tv  {LOCAL/NATIONAL/in seg
TainT NO "snow round about

Somebody help me with this one:

Dark Empress Nigel looked out
On the street of Burnside
When the
Deep and crisp and freeze-fried
Brightly shone the moon that night
Like a fake inferno
When a wino came in sight
Straining winter Sterno...

Thanks!  Fixed:

Dark Empress Nigel looked out
On the street of Burnside
Where the bums lay round about
Burned out, broke and red-eyed
Brightly shone the moon that night
Like a fake inferno
When a wino came in sight
Straining winter Sterno...

Needs more verses.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Versions Verry 1: i sure wish the drop WiFi carrier trick would GO AWAY
{nebber Mind My QUestion is dose she OR does she not cross the river
about shooting ?
THERE WAS A maid in OREGON /FOR PRIME TIME tv  {LOCAL/NATIONAL/in seg
TainT NO "snow round about

Somebody help me with this one:

Dark Empress Nigel looked out
On the street of Burnside
When the
Deep and crisp and freeze-fried
Brightly shone the moon that night
Like a fake inferno
When a wino came in sight
Straining winter Sterno...

I like where this one's going!


Yes, I do cross the river, about two or three times a week if need be.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Re-writing the tinny Christmas carols playing in my store to fit a more Nigelmas theme helped me get through work today. Hooray! I've narrowed it down to three that I really liked. My question is : Can we get a children's choir for the album? Because my current favorite just wouldn't be the same without the wailing of children on the final high note.

Hmmm, it's unfortunate that all my children have rather deep voices.

Maybe I can borrow a few? We don't need many for the desired effect. In fact, just one singing along with herself could work well. I know one who might do.

Hot Cowboy says I can borrow his recording equipment...

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Re-writing the tinny Christmas carols playing in my store to fit a more Nigelmas theme helped me get through work today. Hooray! I've narrowed it down to three that I really liked. My question is : Can we get a children's choir for the album? Because my current favorite just wouldn't be the same without the wailing of children on the final high note.

Hmmm, it's unfortunate that all my children have rather deep voices.

Maybe I can borrow a few? We don't need many for the desired effect. In fact, just one singing along with herself could work well. I know one who might do.

Hot Cowboy says I can borrow his recording equipment...

This could so easily be a real thing. I am excited. I gotta find the song again.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Re-writing the tinny Christmas carols playing in my store to fit a more Nigelmas theme helped me get through work today. Hooray! I've narrowed it down to three that I really liked. My question is : Can we get a children's choir for the album? Because my current favorite just wouldn't be the same without the wailing of children on the final high note.

Hmmm, it's unfortunate that all my children have rather deep voices.

Maybe I can borrow a few? We don't need many for the desired effect. In fact, just one singing along with herself could work well. I know one who might do.

Hot Cowboy says I can borrow his recording equipment...

This could so easily be a real thing. I am excited. I gotta find the song again.

Yeah, I think it might happen. I gotta talk to the guy again.

[Doktor Howl]

On the twelfth day of Nigel my true hate gave to me,
Twelve empty sacks of weed,
Eleven cops arresting,
Ten Occupiers stinking,
Nine Bryan Adams CD'S,
Eight noobies howlin,
Seven pinks a shopping,
Six boybands singing,
FIVE GOLDEN SHOWERS,
Four missing teeth,
Three tarot cards of death,
Two pails of turds,
A subpoena and a bucket of pee.

Bump, 'cause it's CHRISTMAS.