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Define "metal".

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, December 20, 2012, 07:38:57 PM

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Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 12, 2013, 11:46:02 AM
Turisas, they are definitely a very energetic band.


Band in a somewhat similar vein, also from Finland, is Korpiklaani.  Though, they are even more folky and don't do the harsh vocals.  In fact, they basically started as a pure folk band called Shaman, and then decided to become a metal band.  If you like metal songs about alcohol, they are your band.

I like them but they're pretty cheesy. Manly needs and all.
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Quote from: /b/earman on January 13, 2013, 03:46:34 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 20, 2012, 07:38:57 PM
I can't tell what it IS, anymore.  What is called metal now doesn't seem very metal.

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I'm getting the impression that there is a great deal of overlap between "Metal" and "Fabulous".
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ManoWar is the manliest band known to man; I grow a beard every time I listen to them.

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Quote from: /b/earman on January 13, 2013, 04:09:20 AM
Makes me wonder what if that had stuck with their original plan of making music not catering to lonely fat girls who shop at Hot Topic.

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That smiley looks a bit sad.

I don't like you, just because of that statement. Telling you now.
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Isn't that why people bash H.I.M because they "suck", "or because his music caters to fat girls"?

I'm a H.I.M fan , but I'm also not a rabid fanboi.
Feels like I'm missing something here?
That or you took me posting ManoWar very seriously?


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They do suck.  Sentenced were way better at the gloomy goth-metal thing, but sadly, didn't get the attention HIM got.
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Quote from: /b/earman on January 13, 2013, 09:41:03 AM
Isn't that why people bash H.I.M because they "suck", "or because his music caters to fat girls"?

I'm a H.I.M fan , but I'm also not a rabid fanboi.
Feels like I'm missing something here?
That or you took me posting ManoWar very seriously?

Fat chicks thing.

ETA: Also, I was drunk last night. Got more offended than I should have at that. You could have just said teenage girls. Calling them fat has nothing to do with their musical tastes, or lack thereof.
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Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on January 13, 2013, 06:04:51 PM
Quote from: /b/earman on January 13, 2013, 09:41:03 AM
Isn't that why people bash H.I.M because they "suck", "or because his music caters to fat girls"?

I'm a H.I.M fan , but I'm also not a rabid fanboi.
Feels like I'm missing something here?
That or you took me posting ManoWar very seriously?

Fat chicks thing.

ETA: Also, I was drunk last night. Got more offended than I should have at that. You could have just said teenage girls. Calling them fat has nothing to do with their musical tastes, or lack thereof.
I'm anticipating /b/earman turning into DECI4 fairly soon.

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Quote from: Pæs on January 13, 2013, 10:14:19 PM
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on January 13, 2013, 06:04:51 PM
Quote from: /b/earman on January 13, 2013, 09:41:03 AM
Isn't that why people bash H.I.M because they "suck", "or because his music caters to fat girls"?

I'm a H.I.M fan , but I'm also not a rabid fanboi.
Feels like I'm missing something here?
That or you took me posting ManoWar very seriously?

Fat chicks thing.

ETA: Also, I was drunk last night. Got more offended than I should have at that. You could have just said teenage girls. Calling them fat has nothing to do with their musical tastes, or lack thereof.
I'm anticipating /b/earman turning into DECI4 fairly soon.

Perhaps. We shall see.
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Metal is Lemmy.  Lemmy is metal.  Anything else is judged - harshly - by how far away from Lemmy it may be.

Today's "metal"? 

DO YOU THINK YOU'D EVER HEAR LEMMY SING ABOUT A WIZARD'S DREAM?  FUCK NO, AND HE'D KILL YOU WITH HIS MOLE IF YOU EVER SUGGESTED IT.
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Nephew Twiddleton

Haha also in listening to a song called follow the howls of wolves right now.
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