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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Dildo Argentino, September 18, 2012, 09:42:14 AM

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P3nT4gR4m

#555
January 22, 2013, 05:19:56 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 22, 2013, 04:30:15 PM
HELP

I SAY DICKISH THINGS TO PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET AND NOW THEY DON'T LIKE ME OR READ WHAT I WRITE

I'M BEING BULLIED WITH PICTURES OF BUTTPLUGS.

I HAVE NOTHING BUT THE MOST INSINCERE SYMPATHY FOR YOU AND YOUR PLIGHT!!!

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#556
January 22, 2013, 06:36:58 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 22, 2013, 04:30:15 PM
HELP

I SAY DICKISH THINGS TO PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET AND NOW THEY DON'T LIKE ME OR READ WHAT I WRITE

I'M BEING BULLIED WITH PICTURES OF BUTTPLUGS.

More to the point, he's OUR age, and he's whimpering about being bullied on the fucking internet.

:lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#557
January 22, 2013, 07:13:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 22, 2013, 06:36:58 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 22, 2013, 04:30:15 PM
HELP

I SAY DICKISH THINGS TO PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET AND NOW THEY DON'T LIKE ME OR READ WHAT I WRITE

I'M BEING BULLIED WITH PICTURES OF BUTTPLUGS.

More to the point, he's OUR age, and he's whimpering about being bullied on the fucking internet.

:lulz:

:lol: Reminds me of the girl on the Facebook discordian group who was mad at me because I was "blocking her slack".
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Ben Shapiro

#558
January 22, 2013, 07:50:48 PM
OFFICER PLEASE ARREST THEM!!! THEY SAID THEY DON'T LIKE ME!!!

:cry:



I gave up looking for a Hello Kitty one.

Salty

#559
January 22, 2013, 07:53:06 PM
Wait, holist is still here?

Huh, who knew?
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Dildo Argentino

#560
January 22, 2013, 09:24:52 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 22, 2013, 03:33:08 PM
Quote from: holist on January 22, 2013, 12:55:58 PM
Quote from: Pixie on January 22, 2013, 12:51:16 PM
Quote from: holist on January 22, 2013, 10:26:55 AM
This thread is now a demonstration of vague and ineffective bullying.

:)

shit or get off the pot.

Well, okay...

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 22, 2013, 10:36:29 AM
Bullshit, this thread was always about that. Now it's changed to the buttplugs thing  :evilmad:

It's a good thing your ego resides in the part of your bod below the neck... It would be really cramped
above.

Pixie made me do it!

Crappy-mediocre comeback =/= vague and ineffective bullying.

Must try harder

As you noted so acutely, my heart wasn't in it. Neither is it now.
Not too keen on rigor, myself - reminds me of mortis

Pæs

#561
January 22, 2013, 09:43:54 PM
Oh good. Now it looks like I'm browsing for buttplugs at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#562
January 22, 2013, 10:26:26 PM
You're in the Holist thread.

Therefore, by default, you ARE browsing for buttplugs.

Just saying.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

P3nT4gR4m

#563
January 22, 2013, 10:37:09 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 22, 2013, 10:26:26 PM
You're in the Holist thread.

Therefore, by default, you ARE browsing for buttplugs.

Just saying.

Buttplugs brought me here. Butthurt made me stay.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#564
January 22, 2013, 10:43:28 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 22, 2013, 10:37:09 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 22, 2013, 10:26:26 PM
You're in the Holist thread.

Therefore, by default, you ARE browsing for buttplugs.

Just saying.

Buttplugs brought me here. Butthurt made me stay.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#565
January 22, 2013, 11:52:37 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 22, 2013, 10:37:09 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 22, 2013, 10:26:26 PM
You're in the Holist thread.

Therefore, by default, you ARE browsing for buttplugs.

Just saying.

Buttplugs brought me here. Butthurt made me stay.

:lol::mittens::lol:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dildo Argentino

#566
January 25, 2013, 08:49:31 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 22, 2013, 06:36:58 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 22, 2013, 04:30:15 PM
HELP

I SAY DICKISH THINGS TO PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET AND NOW THEY DON'T LIKE ME OR READ WHAT I WRITE

I'M BEING BULLIED WITH PICTURES OF BUTTPLUGS.

More to the point, he's OUR age, and he's whimpering about being bullied on the fucking internet.

:lulz:

Well the thing is, you are also my age. Perhaps read up on the difference between noting and whimpering.

That constant, cackling, manic laugh... will wear thin.

:)
Not too keen on rigor, myself - reminds me of mortis

The Good Reverend Roger

#567
January 25, 2013, 08:50:44 PM
Quote from: holist on January 25, 2013, 08:49:31 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 22, 2013, 06:36:58 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on January 22, 2013, 04:30:15 PM
HELP

I SAY DICKISH THINGS TO PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET AND NOW THEY DON'T LIKE ME OR READ WHAT I WRITE

I'M BEING BULLIED WITH PICTURES OF BUTTPLUGS.

More to the point, he's OUR age, and he's whimpering about being bullied on the fucking internet.

:lulz:

Well the thing is, you are also my age. Perhaps read up on the difference between noting and whimpering.

That constant, cackling, manic laugh... will wear thin.

:)

Hasn't yet.

And you were whimpering.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dildo Argentino

#568
January 25, 2013, 08:51:55 PM
Yeah, right. I was. Forgot.
Not too keen on rigor, myself - reminds me of mortis

Dildo Argentino

#569
January 26, 2013, 06:34:13 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 25, 2013, 08:50:44 PM
Hasn't yet.

Thin is relative. From here, it occasionally seems that it actually has. But you know, maybe it isn't... thin. It's just pining for the fjords.
Not too keen on rigor, myself - reminds me of mortis
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