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A Log of Stupidity

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 13, 2013, 02:10:23 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

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February 13, 2013, 05:16:32 PM
Quote from: Pope Partum Depression on February 13, 2013, 04:37:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 13, 2013, 04:25:45 PM
Clarification:  Filthy Assistant looks like an emaciated toad, and Safety Tech looks like Honey Boo Boo at age 45-ish.  Only with less brains and less social skills.

Small town Texas, I'm guessing.  :lulz:

Yep.  Near Houston, unless I miss MY guess.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#16
February 13, 2013, 05:57:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 13, 2013, 04:02:53 PM
My first inclination with her was to go easy, she's a woman in a predominately male profession.  Then it occurred to me that this was in itself a form of sexism, as women are just as capable as men at the fine arts of stupidity and incompetence.

How long til she accuses you of it anyway?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#17
February 13, 2013, 05:58:17 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 13, 2013, 05:57:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 13, 2013, 04:02:53 PM
My first inclination with her was to go easy, she's a woman in a predominately male profession.  Then it occurred to me that this was in itself a form of sexism, as women are just as capable as men at the fine arts of stupidity and incompetence.

How long til she accuses you of it anyway?

Don't care.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#18
February 13, 2013, 06:18:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 13, 2013, 05:16:32 PM
Quote from: Pope Partum Depression on February 13, 2013, 04:37:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 13, 2013, 04:25:45 PM
Clarification:  Filthy Assistant looks like an emaciated toad, and Safety Tech looks like Honey Boo Boo at age 45-ish.  Only with less brains and less social skills.

Small town Texas, I'm guessing.  :lulz:

Yep.  Near Houston, unless I miss MY guess.

Yeah, Katy or something like that.

Ask her.  :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#19
February 13, 2013, 06:19:50 PM
Quote from: Pope Partum Depression on February 13, 2013, 06:18:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 13, 2013, 05:16:32 PM
Quote from: Pope Partum Depression on February 13, 2013, 04:37:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 13, 2013, 04:25:45 PM
Clarification:  Filthy Assistant looks like an emaciated toad, and Safety Tech looks like Honey Boo Boo at age 45-ish.  Only with less brains and less social skills.

Small town Texas, I'm guessing.  :lulz:

Yep.  Near Houston, unless I miss MY guess.

Yeah, Katy or something like that.

Ask her.  :lulz:

Damn, and she was JUST in my office, asking for paperwork that has no bearing on her job.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#20
February 13, 2013, 06:24:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 13, 2013, 06:19:50 PM
Quote from: Pope Partum Depression on February 13, 2013, 06:18:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 13, 2013, 05:16:32 PM
Quote from: Pope Partum Depression on February 13, 2013, 04:37:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 13, 2013, 04:25:45 PM
Clarification:  Filthy Assistant looks like an emaciated toad, and Safety Tech looks like Honey Boo Boo at age 45-ish.  Only with less brains and less social skills.

Small town Texas, I'm guessing.  :lulz:

Yep.  Near Houston, unless I miss MY guess.

Yeah, Katy or something like that.

Ask her.  :lulz:

Damn, and she was JUST in my office, asking for paperwork that has no bearing on her job.

ALL TEH PAPERWERK IZ BELONG TO ME
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