THE FRENCH TOAST ALERT SYSTEM HAS BEEN ACTIVATED.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I remember snow...it's like a gym on the driveway.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Indeed.  You'd think we'd be used to it by now.  But no.

At least I don't watch the local news in the morning anymore.  But this shit has even infected NPR.

One of my friends listens to NPR when he's driving to/from work, and told me that he heard an interview with some spag who said something to the effect of, 'Not so long ago, snow was just something to be expected in New England. We knew it was coming, we knew how to cope with it, it wasn't really a problem. Apparently we've all completely forgotten how to deal with our weather.'

And on the subject of bread and milk: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6zaVYWLTkU

I bought beer and made a 4-day supply of vindaloo instead.